How can I smoke in my room without it reeking like smoke?

[QUOTE="metalgearlover"][QUOTE="Mindlessworks"]Why does everybody gotta have a huge stick up their asses?
Mindlessworks

Well I'm not looking for suggestions that "may save my life", I just wanna smoke in my room man its not complicated

This is a bit complicated but it tends to work pretty good.  First you need a paper towel roll, fabric softener, a towel, a pretty good fan and a rubber band. 

Now take the towel and stick it under the door since most dorms have fairly big gaps under them.  Next take the rubber band and the fabric softner and make a filter by wraping the fabric softner around one end of the paper towel roll and fastening it with the rubber band.  Next set the fan flush with an open window with it blowing out the window on the highest setting.

Ok now you are ready to smoke.   Light the cigarette and make sure you keep your cigarette near the back end of the fan so the air takes the smoke out the window.  If the the smoke doesn't get taken by the fan or you don't have the fan flush with the window it won't work as well.  Now when you take a inhale the smoke, exhale it out through the paper towel tube towards the fan.

If you do this correctly you're room won't smell that much different than normal, and can be easily covered up using any sort of a spray.

[QUOTE="Mindlessworks"]

[QUOTE="metalgearlover"][QUOTE="Mindlessworks"]Why does everybody gotta have a huge stick up their asses?
disc0very

Well I'm not looking for suggestions that "may save my life", I just wanna smoke in my room man its not complicated

man, you're really committed to smoking, aren't 'cha. :roll: seems like the only option is to...........not smoke.

This is a bit complicated but it tends to work pretty good. First you need a paper towel roll, fabric softener, a towel, a pretty good fan and a rubber band.

Now take the towel and stick it under the door since most dorms have fairly big gaps under them. Next take the rubber band and the fabric softner and make a filter by wraping the fabric softner around one end of the paper towel roll and fastening it with the rubber band. Next set the fan flush with an open window with it blowing out the window on the highest setting.

Ok now you are ready to smoke. Light the cigarette and make sure you keep your cigarette near the back end of the fan so the air takes the smoke out the window. If the the smoke doesn't get taken by the fan or you don't have the fan flush with the window it won't work as well. Now when you take a inhale the smoke, exhale it out through the paper towel tube towards the fan.

If you do this correctly you're room won't smell that much different than normal, and can be easily covered up using any sort of a spray.

jrhawk42

This is a bit complicated but it tends to work pretty good. First you need a paper towel roll, fabric softener, a towel, a pretty good fan and a rubber band.

Now take the towel and stick it under the door since most dorms have fairly big gaps under them. Next take the rubber band and the fabric softner and make a filter by wraping the fabric softner around one end of the paper towel roll and fastening it with the rubber band. Next set the fan flush with an open window with it blowing out the window on the highest setting.

Ok now you are ready to smoke. Light the cigarette and make sure you keep your cigarette near the back end of the fan so the air takes the smoke out the window. If the the smoke doesn't get taken by the fan or you don't have the fan flush with the window it won't work as well. Now when you take a inhale the smoke, exhale it out through the paper towel tube towards the fan.

If you do this correctly you're room won't smell that much different than normal, and can be easily covered up using any sort of a spray.

jrhawk42

Thats what I'm talking about, thanks man 

[QUOTE="jrhawk42"]

This is a bit complicated but it tends to work pretty good. First you need a paper towel roll, fabric softener, a towel, a pretty good fan and a rubber band.

Now take the towel and stick it under the door since most dorms have fairly big gaps under them. Next take the rubber band and the fabric softner and make a filter by wraping the fabric softner around one end of the paper towel roll and fastening it with the rubber band. Next set the fan flush with an open window with it blowing out the window on the highest setting.

Ok now you are ready to smoke. Light the cigarette and make sure you keep your cigarette near the back end of the fan so the air takes the smoke out the window. If the the smoke doesn't get taken by the fan or you don't have the fan flush with the window it won't work as well. Now when you take a inhale the smoke, exhale it out through the paper towel tube towards the fan.

If you do this correctly you're room won't smell that much different than normal, and can be easily covered up using any sort of a spray.

Mindlessworks

Thats what I'm talking about, thanks man

Then don't smoke in your room and plus you shouldent smoke

here are some of the ingredents in a cigrette

Acetone: - nail polish remover
Ammonia: Household cleaner
Angelica root extract: Known to cause cancer in animals
Arsenic: Used in rat poisons
Benzene: Used in making dyes, synthetic rubber
Butane: Gas; used in lighter fluid
Carbon monoxide: Poisonous gas
Cadmium: Used in batteries
Cyanide: Deadly poison
DDT: A banned insecticide
Ethyl Furoate: Causes liver damage in animals
Formaldehiyde: Used to preserve dead specimens
Hydrazine: - rocket fuel
Hydrogen Cyanide: - rat poison
Lead: Poisonous in high doses
Methoprene: Insecticide
Megastigmatrienone: Chemical naturally found in grapefruit juice
Maltitol: Sweetener for diabetics
Methyl isocyanate: Its accidental release killed 2000 people in Bhopal, India in 1984
Napthalene: Ingredient in mothballs
Nicotine: - a poison used to kill cockroaches
Polonium: Cancer-causing radioactive element

Mattjs95

each one of those is delicious 

[QUOTE="Mattjs95"]

Then don't smoke in your room and plus you shouldent smoke

here are some of the ingredents in a cigrette

Acetone: - nail polish remover
Ammonia: Household cleaner
Angelica root extract: Known to cause cancer in animals
Arsenic: Used in rat poisons
Benzene: Used in making dyes, synthetic rubber
Butane: Gas; used in lighter fluid
Carbon monoxide: Poisonous gas
Cadmium: Used in batteries
Cyanide: Deadly poison
DDT: A banned insecticide
Ethyl Furoate: Causes liver damage in animals
Formaldehiyde: Used to preserve dead specimens
Hydrazine: - rocket fuel
Hydrogen Cyanide: - rat poison
Lead: Poisonous in high doses
Methoprene: Insecticide
Megastigmatrienone: Chemical naturally found in grapefruit juice
Maltitol: Sweetener for diabetics
Methyl isocyanate: Its accidental release killed 2000 people in Bhopal, India in 1984
Napthalene: Ingredient in mothballs
Nicotine: - a poison used to kill cockroaches
Polonium: Cancer-causing radioactive element

Mindlessworks

each one of those is delicious

[QUOTE="Mindlessworks"][QUOTE="jrhawk42"]

This is a bit complicated but it tends to work pretty good. First you need a paper towel roll, fabric softener, a towel, a pretty good fan and a rubber band.

Now take the towel and stick it under the door since most dorms have fairly big gaps under them. Next take the rubber band and the fabric softner and make a filter by wraping the fabric softner around one end of the paper towel roll and fastening it with the rubber band. Next set the fan flush with an open window with it blowing out the window on the highest setting.

Ok now you are ready to smoke. Light the cigarette and make sure you keep your cigarette near the back end of the fan so the air takes the smoke out the window. If the the smoke doesn't get taken by the fan or you don't have the fan flush with the window it won't work as well. Now when you take a inhale the smoke, exhale it out through the paper towel tube towards the fan.

If you do this correctly you're room won't smell that much different than normal, and can be easily covered up using any sort of a spray.

disc0very

Thats what I'm talking about, thanks man

yea, you're right! what happened to the "no window" issue, Mindless?

[QUOTE="Mattjs95"]

Then don't smoke in your room and plus you shouldent smoke

here are some of the ingredents in a cigrette

Acetone: - nail polish remover
Ammonia: Household cleaner
Angelica root extract: Known to cause cancer in animals
Arsenic: Used in rat poisons
Benzene: Used in making dyes, synthetic rubber
Butane: Gas; used in lighter fluid
Carbon monoxide: Poisonous gas
Cadmium: Used in batteries
Cyanide: Deadly poison
DDT: A banned insecticide
Ethyl Furoate: Causes liver damage in animals
Formaldehiyde: Used to preserve dead specimens
Hydrazine: - rocket fuel
Hydrogen Cyanide: - rat poison
Lead: Poisonous in high doses
Methoprene: Insecticide
Megastigmatrienone: Chemical naturally found in grapefruit juice
Maltitol: Sweetener for diabetics
Methyl isocyanate: Its accidental release killed 2000 people in Bhopal, India in 1984
Napthalene: Ingredient in mothballs
Nicotine: - a poison used to kill cockroaches
Polonium: Cancer-causing radioactive element

Mindlessworks

each one of those is delicious

[QUOTE="Mindlessworks"][QUOTE="Mattjs95"]

Then don't smoke in your room and plus you shouldent smoke

here are some of the ingredents in a cigrette

Acetone: - nail polish remover
Ammonia: Household cleaner
Angelica root extract: Known to cause cancer in animals
Arsenic: Used in rat poisons
Benzene: Used in making dyes, synthetic rubber
Butane: Gas; used in lighter fluid
Carbon monoxide: Poisonous gas
Cadmium: Used in batteries
Cyanide: Deadly poison
DDT: A banned insecticide
Ethyl Furoate: Causes liver damage in animals
Formaldehiyde: Used to preserve dead specimens
Hydrazine: - rocket fuel
Hydrogen Cyanide: - rat poison
Lead: Poisonous in high doses
Methoprene: Insecticide
Megastigmatrienone: Chemical naturally found in grapefruit juice
Maltitol: Sweetener for diabetics
Methyl isocyanate: Its accidental release killed 2000 people in Bhopal, India in 1984
Napthalene: Ingredient in mothballs
Nicotine: - a poison used to kill cockroaches
Polonium: Cancer-causing radioactive element

metalgearlover

each one of those is delicious

maybe he's a hippie?

[QUOTE="disc0very"][QUOTE="Mindlessworks"][QUOTE="jrhawk42"]

This is a bit complicated but it tends to work pretty good. First you need a paper towel roll, fabric softener, a towel, a pretty good fan and a rubber band.

Now take the towel and stick it under the door since most dorms have fairly big gaps under them. Next take the rubber band and the fabric softner and make a filter by wraping the fabric softner around one end of the paper towel roll and fastening it with the rubber band. Next set the fan flush with an open window with it blowing out the window on the highest setting.

Ok now you are ready to smoke. Light the cigarette and make sure you keep your cigarette near the back end of the fan so the air takes the smoke out the window. If the the smoke doesn't get taken by the fan or you don't have the fan flush with the window it won't work as well. Now when you take a inhale the smoke, exhale it out through the paper towel tube towards the fan.

If you do this correctly you're room won't smell that much different than normal, and can be easily covered up using any sort of a spray.

still_thinking

Thats what I'm talking about, thanks man

yea, you're right! what happened to the "no window" issue, Mindless?

Well its like a small window up in the corner of the room, and my friend across the hall has a real window too

[QUOTE="still_thinking"][QUOTE="disc0very"][QUOTE="Mindlessworks"][QUOTE="jrhawk42"]

This is a bit complicated but it tends to work pretty good. First you need a paper towel roll, fabric softener, a towel, a pretty good fan and a rubber band.

Now take the towel and stick it under the door since most dorms have fairly big gaps under them. Next take the rubber band and the fabric softner and make a filter by wraping the fabric softner around one end of the paper towel roll and fastening it with the rubber band. Next set the fan flush with an open window with it blowing out the window on the highest setting.

Ok now you are ready to smoke. Light the cigarette and make sure you keep your cigarette near the back end of the fan so the air takes the smoke out the window. If the the smoke doesn't get taken by the fan or you don't have the fan flush with the window it won't work as well. Now when you take a inhale the smoke, exhale it out through the paper towel tube towards the fan.

If you do this correctly you're room won't smell that much different than normal, and can be easily covered up using any sort of a spray.

Mindlessworks

Thats what I'm talking about, thanks man

yea, you're right! what happened to the "no window" issue, Mindless?

Well its like a small window up in the corner of the room, and my friend across the hall has a real window too

oh yea one other thing I forgot is you can turn the fan back into the room when your done to circulate some out side air.  Just make sure you leave the towel under the door, or you're more likely to blow a bit of left over out into the hallway.

Also if you're not really sure how well it will work (I'm not cause I'm not setting it up), you can smoke a 1/2 a cigarette, also remember that the strongest smell of a cigarette tends to be when you put it out, so have a water bottle with a bit of water you can seal up to throw the butt into.

Here are some suggestions from a fellow-smoker:

-Open a window. If not, buy a ventilation system (if they are affordable, dunno about that, but they exist and the 'big' versions can filter out 95% of all smoke out of a large room such as bars)

-Use After Tobacco air refreshers. They DO work.

-Don't smoke *too* much inside... Try to 'plan' your smokes around events such as going to a supermarket or something. 

If you do all three of these, the smell should stay at acceptable levels. Not sure if a non-smoker would still smell it though.

@ the anti-smoker Nazi's here: he knows he should quit. All smokers do. Stop telling your obvious stories all the time. Sheesh...

Smoking doesn't only affect you, it affects everyone around you... Smokers are essentially selfish, and they should seriously quit.Greatgone12

Why does everybody gotta have a huge stick up their asses?
Mindlessworks