How do I avoid getting beat up at school tomorrow!? Please help!!

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[QUOTE="Lilyanne46"] I strongly agree. If he told us who, we could maybe fix the problem. Lilyanne46

OffTopic_Man is my little brother :P

He got banned because Duxup assumed he was under 13 since he said he was starting Jr High. (He signed up today and just turned 13 yesterday) So now I gotta help him work it all out with customer support.

Anyway, I can't believe I read the entire spoiler tag... I feel like I lost half my IQ.

EDIT: By the way mods, I'm NOT going to let him use my account. x_x

I want to pinch his adorable checks

I want to pinch his adorable checks

ShortTall

The moment I read "grenades" I knew right away this is a joke post...

tzar3

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The moment I read "grenades" I knew right away this is a joke post...

Juggernaut140

Don't go.ice144

print what you wrote in your spoiler, and bring it to school with you...if anyone gives you any crap, begin reading it...eventually they'll be..ZZZZzzzz...in no time, then make your escape...

you're young. the best advice i can give you is not to listen to people who pick on you man. join the wrestling team. there was this guy in my wrestling squad, scrawny little guy. lost his first 7 or so matches. but he didn't give up. 3 years later, he's a 3 time state champion in 9th, 10th, and 11th grade. wrestling builds up confidence man. you also make friends there, and can hang with the wrestling team. they'll more often then not watch your back.

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The moment I read "grenades" I knew right away this is a joke post...

OliveMaster

Yes, I did enjoy the Obama part :P I can't believe I made it through the whole thing.

Move to Macedonia

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Glad I could help!

OnlyKurial

same here

this thread fails :lol:

Its all hype kid. Everyone thinks that on their first day of high school that they are going to get beat up, but the truth is that you are not. Now about you being a wimp, you gotta eat up, get a little chubby and then start working out. You probably cant even due 10 push ups in a row so take it slow and workout a little harder each day.

RuffRyder101

TL/DR.

But you should bring a katana to school, kill the first person who tries to beat you up, then make out with his girlfriend. You will be the school badass for life.

Don't worry man. Once you are in the fight, a smash ball will appear. Be sure to smash it before the other guy does tho. That's your only hope. Once his damage % is high enough, use a strong smash atack against him.

I didn't even attempt reading that post :shock:

So here is some advice, don't go to school tomorrow.

get bitten by a radioactive spider

The moment I read "grenades" I knew right away this is a joke post...

tzar3

This user has been banned from GameSpot

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Ouch. :(

Lilyanne46

Don't piss the wrong guy off.

kid you are going about this the wrong way, really my advice to you is to man up. There is nothing to be afraid of. It is all talk. If you are wimpy do something about it. get involved in sports, work out a lil. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.

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Ouch. :(

PatchMaster

He wasn't banned because of the thread; the thread is fine.

Well, for one....don't tell them about this thread.

Sorry this is so long everyone, you don't have to read the spoiler unless you want some background information. [spoiler] So a few months ago my friends were telling me about how Junior high school was the worst possible thing imaginable. They told me that there was no recess and bad food! Also they said that large people beat small people freshman people like me up alot which is not true right? I don't konw if it's true so I was wondering will they beat me up? At first I was like" Nahhh I wont get beat up, by then I'll have lots of muscels and a beards toupee so the big men won't want to mess with me" But as the day drew closer I suddenly realized I did not become the heavily musceld chisle man master I thought I would. I'm really scrawny and 4'9 and 13 and there are like 16 year old people in there I think with chest hair and they'll beat me up alot for sure I think right? I asked my parents what to do but they just started laughing at me. Sometimes now I just look at them and they burst out laughing. I think I'm going to die. My parents say I will probably blossom into a beautiful young boy some day but that day may not come if I get beat up in the process and lose limbs. My parents offered to drive me to school and walk me to all my cIasses on the first day but i thought i would get beat up anyway. I BET they wouldn't even try to help me if they say me getting killed and stabbed in Jr high they'd probabalby BURTS OUT LAUGHING like they usually do to me normally every day almost you know?? Also, I was planning on going in for counseling maybe taking some medication but it's expensive and I only have $2 so I was trying to sell stuff on ebay like my biology tapes but no one wants to buy them and idk why because they're really good quality and almost completely working. So also I was planning on getting a job but that may be scariers because OLD PEOPLE could beat me up instead of big kids in junior high so that doesnt' solve my problem. I don't even know what medication would do anyway. I wanted counseling not medication! Maybe theres muscle building pills but I can't take them because my system is sensitive and frail so I might vomit which i don't like because it's kind of scary to me. Plan B for me was bringing weapons like grenades and stuff but then I would have to deal with all the legal matters with the cops and lawyers. And then I would need a tv crew to film it all because something like that that's that epic that cannot definitely NOT go without getting posted on sites like youtube, vimeo, gamespot, yahoo news etc. I guess if i went to court i could bring the grenades or maybe like a sword/shield combo. like in World of Warcraft. Meh nvm I don't want to get into WoW right now I will though in a few paragraphs. Anyway about the lawyer situations maybe a pole or something I can fit in my pants would work. BUT the problem with putting a pole up there would be that I need to use karate or chow mein or some crazy moves like that to swing the pole around my head and throw it at people. Backflips would work best for me because front flips frighten me, because it's like seeing in front of you while your falling upwards in the direction your flipping or something. But I don't even HAVE money for karate cIasses which is why I need a job or maybe medication. Medication costs money so I need a job though. LOL what am I saying! NO! I wanted counseling but my PARENTS just LAUGHED AT ME! They think it's all a JOKE that I'll get beat up but yeah when I show up at my house dead tomorrow I'll be laughing at THEM! The problem with self defense is that I have no skills in self defending even though I play alot of Super Smash Brothers melee. I don't have the new version yet. I need money for a Wii but I don't have any because I need a job but no one's hiring. I blame Obama. His change = my sorrow. I HATE him. Even if I did have money for a Wii I don't know if it would save my life when getting shot at by gangster bullies with ak-47's and chest hair at Junior High. I mean if I was playing alot of Super Smash Brothers Brawl I could swing my arms around over my head and behind my legs really fast like in the game which would be helpful. But if I had money for the Wii, I could afford karate lessons instead, or medication. Also, maybe chest hair pills could work but I don't like to get into that sort of thing. It's just not natural to me. Of course, no offense to you Gamespot OT users who do it but I don't think that's my kind of thing for now. Maybe I'll get lucky and get chest hair next week. You know, I think the real reason I am at risk of getting beat up is because of the government, and of course, Barack Obama. He wants "change" or whatever and is trying to build character at my school. I know most of the Gamespot posters here at OT like Obama, but I don't cause he's getting me beat up and trying to build my character. Maybe the bullies are hired by him at to my school to stab me. Okay, so I figured out why Obama wants his Healthcare bill program to go through! HE wants ME to get my character built by getting beat up, right? He hires the bullies to get me beat up, and I go to the hospital. I will lose a ton of money (which I don't have and need to buy medication, karate cIasses, and chest hair pills). OBAMA will get all of my money, and surely get enough to pay the bullies for beating me up. Then I won't be able to buy grenades and a Nintendo Wii with a Nunchuck Controller to defend myself, thus forcing me to buy some CHEAP AND STUPID XBOX 360! So then Japan will lose money, and Obama will get the American ecomony strengthened by making me buy an Xbox 360! Which has NO TOOLS for helping me with self defense when I get beat up again. Thus, the cycle will repeat the next time I get attacked and shot at in Junior High. Thanks Obama, really... Thanks... With my "character" built up after getting stabbed so many times in high school, I'll eventually require constant medical attention and never have any money. But I won't care anymore, since my character will become so strong and I will be indifferent to the situation. OBAMA IS CREATING INDIFFERENT ZOMBIES THAT WILL ELECT HIM IN THE NEXT ELECTION. Don't believe me? We'll see. If he gets a 2nd term that will prove it. Yeah, he'll take over Gamespot and make you all pay high medical bills too. But YOU people don't care since you just LOOOOVVVEEE OBAMA!! Huh? Yeah. That's what I THOUGHT OT! The school principal SEEMED like an obvious answer, but he could have chest hair too just like the people who will shoot me with guns in Junior High so that's out of the question. If he was actually a female, then I could be safe since I don't think females have chest hair. Then, I could level up my athletics skill in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion which could help me in real life to run fast from the AK-47's and go to the pricipal's office. But if the principal is a female and actually DOES have chest hair, then this is a very dangerous situation. I'm hoping that the principal will not have chest hair. It would really suck if he/she did. Another problem with this plan is that I heard it takes FOREVER to level up athletics in Oblivion, and I only have 1 day before I could possibly get stabbed or shot at school. I need a track and field coach but they cost money too which I don't have. There are better options that I could spend my money on. I have a new list I would like to show you, which represents all of my options for possible self-defense mechanisims. I think Gamespot OT will be quite impressed with this. So this is my plan of action if I were to have money: 1. Medication - to calm my nerves 2. Counseller - to follow me around all day and get beat up by the bullies instead of me 3. Nintendo Wii - to allow me to play Super Smash Brothers: Brawl and allow me to flail my fists in impossible directions 4. Chest Hair Pills - to BECOME one of the bullies and be a gangster 5. Leather Jacket - something I just thought of, it would go great with chest hair and intimidate everyone 6. Pole that fits in pants/jacket - for self defense 7. Karate lessons - only if I can get the pole... this will aid in self defense, but the Wii may be more effective This seems like a logical plan, but I REALLY don't like the idea of CHEST HAIR PILLS. I also have a swallowing condition so if Gamespot OT knows of any powdered form of these pills, please let me know. Yes, now, I have found one awesome way to earn money for these items I listed above. I am a level 80 Warlock in World of Warcraft, and I an quite professional with all of my auctioning and gold earning businesses. I have earned much respect on my server and am well-known by the community. This would break my heart, but, I could become and foreign gold seller on the internet. This job would very likely get my enough money to buy anything I desire, I could even get as much as thousands of dollars and bribe the bullies to stop listening to Obama and officially BREAK the cycle of his healthcare program. (See paragrahs 5 through 7 for more information) Ok, that's the background info. Sorry this was so long. [/spoiler] Ok, basically, I'm 13, weak, and frail. I'm a little nerdy and I probably have a good chance of getting beat up by people in junior high... Does anyone have any good tips on how to avoid getting beat up in Junior high tomorrow? I'm running out of ideas. Thanks. :)OffTopic_Man

Use your FALCON PUNCH! or kick him in the balls.

Done.

Hmmm...

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fbfpawofp[wn

Haha, that story was really awesome! You made me laugh out loud.

Sorry this is so long everyone, you don't have to read the spoiler unless you want some background information. [spoiler] So a few months ago my friends were telling me about how Junior high school was the worst possible thing imaginable. They told me that there was no recess and bad food! Also they said that large people beat small people freshman people like me up alot which is not true right? I don't konw if it's true so I was wondering will they beat me up? At first I was like" Nahhh I wont get beat up, by then I'll have lots of muscels and a beards toupee so the big men won't want to mess with me" But as the day drew closer I suddenly realized I did not become the heavily musceld chisle man master I thought I would. I'm really scrawny and 4'9 and 13 and there are like 16 year old people in there I think with chest hair and they'll beat me up alot for sure I think right? I asked my parents what to do but they just started laughing at me. Sometimes now I just look at them and they burst out laughing. I think I'm going to die. My parents say I will probably blossom into a beautiful young boy some day but that day may not come if I get beat up in the process and lose limbs. My parents offered to drive me to school and walk me to all my cIasses on the first day but i thought i would get beat up anyway. I BET they wouldn't even try to help me if they say me getting killed and stabbed in Jr high they'd probabalby BURTS OUT LAUGHING like they usually do to me normally every day almost you know?? Also, I was planning on going in for counseling maybe taking some medication but it's expensive and I only have $2 so I was trying to sell stuff on ebay like my biology tapes but no one wants to buy them and idk why because they're really good quality and almost completely working. So also I was planning on getting a job but that may be scariers because OLD PEOPLE could beat me up instead of big kids in junior high so that doesnt' solve my problem. I don't even know what medication would do anyway. I wanted counseling not medication! Maybe theres muscle building pills but I can't take them because my system is sensitive and frail so I might vomit which i don't like because it's kind of scary to me. Plan B for me was bringing weapons like grenades and stuff but then I would have to deal with all the legal matters with the cops and lawyers. And then I would need a tv crew to film it all because something like that that's that epic that cannot definitely NOT go without getting posted on sites like youtube, vimeo, gamespot, yahoo news etc. I guess if i went to court i could bring the grenades or maybe like a sword/shield combo. like in World of Warcraft. Meh nvm I don't want to get into WoW right now I will though in a few paragraphs. Anyway about the lawyer situations maybe a pole or something I can fit in my pants would work. BUT the problem with putting a pole up there would be that I need to use karate or chow mein or some crazy moves like that to swing the pole around my head and throw it at people. Backflips would work best for me because front flips frighten me, because it's like seeing in front of you while your falling upwards in the direction your flipping or something. But I don't even HAVE money for karate cIasses which is why I need a job or maybe medication. Medication costs money so I need a job though. LOL what am I saying! NO! I wanted counseling but my PARENTS just LAUGHED AT ME! They think it's all a JOKE that I'll get beat up but yeah when I show up at my house dead tomorrow I'll be laughing at THEM! The problem with self defense is that I have no skills in self defending even though I play alot of Super Smash Brothers melee. I don't have the new version yet. I need money for a Wii but I don't have any because I need a job but no one's hiring. I blame Obama. His change = my sorrow. I HATE him. Even if I did have money for a Wii I don't know if it would save my life when getting shot at by gangster bullies with ak-47's and chest hair at Junior High. I mean if I was playing alot of Super Smash Brothers Brawl I could swing my arms around over my head and behind my legs really fast like in the game which would be helpful. But if I had money for the Wii, I could afford karate lessons instead, or medication. Also, maybe chest hair pills could work but I don't like to get into that sort of thing. It's just not natural to me. Of course, no offense to you Gamespot OT users who do it but I don't think that's my kind of thing for now. Maybe I'll get lucky and get chest hair next week. You know, I think the real reason I am at risk of getting beat up is because of the government, and of course, Barack Obama. He wants "change" or whatever and is trying to build character at my school. I know most of the Gamespot posters here at OT like Obama, but I don't cause he's getting me beat up and trying to build my character. Maybe the bullies are hired by him at to my school to stab me. Okay, so I figured out why Obama wants his Healthcare bill program to go through! HE wants ME to get my character built by getting beat up, right? He hires the bullies to get me beat up, and I go to the hospital. I will lose a ton of money (which I don't have and need to buy medication, karate cIasses, and chest hair pills). OBAMA will get all of my money, and surely get enough to pay the bullies for beating me up. Then I won't be able to buy grenades and a Nintendo Wii with a Nunchuck Controller to defend myself, thus forcing me to buy some CHEAP AND STUPID XBOX 360! So then Japan will lose money, and Obama will get the American ecomony strengthened by making me buy an Xbox 360! Which has NO TOOLS for helping me with self defense when I get beat up again. Thus, the cycle will repeat the next time I get attacked and shot at in Junior High. Thanks Obama, really... Thanks... With my "character" built up after getting stabbed so many times in high school, I'll eventually require constant medical attention and never have any money. But I won't care anymore, since my character will become so strong and I will be indifferent to the situation. OBAMA IS CREATING INDIFFERENT ZOMBIES THAT WILL ELECT HIM IN THE NEXT ELECTION. Don't believe me? We'll see. If he gets a 2nd term that will prove it. Yeah, he'll take over Gamespot and make you all pay high medical bills too. But YOU people don't care since you just LOOOOVVVEEE OBAMA!! Huh? Yeah. That's what I THOUGHT OT! The school principal SEEMED like an obvious answer, but he could have chest hair too just like the people who will shoot me with guns in Junior High so that's out of the question. If he was actually a female, then I could be safe since I don't think females have chest hair. Then, I could level up my athletics skill in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion which could help me in real life to run fast from the AK-47's and go to the pricipal's office. But if the principal is a female and actually DOES have chest hair, then this is a very dangerous situation. I'm hoping that the principal will not have chest hair. It would really suck if he/she did. Another problem with this plan is that I heard it takes FOREVER to level up athletics in Oblivion, and I only have 1 day before I could possibly get stabbed or shot at school. I need a track and field coach but they cost money too which I don't have. There are better options that I could spend my money on. I have a new list I would like to show you, which represents all of my options for possible self-defense mechanisims. I think Gamespot OT will be quite impressed with this. So this is my plan of action if I were to have money: 1. Medication - to calm my nerves 2. Counseller - to follow me around all day and get beat up by the bullies instead of me 3. Nintendo Wii - to allow me to play Super Smash Brothers: Brawl and allow me to flail my fists in impossible directions 4. Chest Hair Pills - to BECOME one of the bullies and be a gangster 5. Leather Jacket - something I just thought of, it would go great with chest hair and intimidate everyone 6. Pole that fits in pants/jacket - for self defense 7. Karate lessons - only if I can get the pole... this will aid in self defense, but the Wii may be more effective This seems like a logical plan, but I REALLY don't like the idea of CHEST HAIR PILLS. I also have a swallowing condition so if Gamespot OT knows of any powdered form of these pills, please let me know. Yes, now, I have found one awesome way to earn money for these items I listed above. I am a level 80 Warlock in World of Warcraft, and I an quite professional with all of my auctioning and gold earning businesses. I have earned much respect on my server and am well-known by the community. This would break my heart, but, I could become and foreign gold seller on the internet. This job would very likely get my enough money to buy anything I desire, I could even get as much as thousands of dollars and bribe the bullies to stop listening to Obama and officially BREAK the cycle of his healthcare program. (See paragrahs 5 through 7 for more information) Ok, that's the background info. Sorry this was so long. [/spoiler] Ok, basically, I'm 13, weak, and frail. I'm a little nerdy and I probably have a good chance of getting beat up by people in junior high... Does anyone have any good tips on how to avoid getting beat up in Junior high tomorrow? I'm running out of ideas. Thanks. :)OffTopic_Man

Yeah dont be a wuss... and have some confidence... or run

Carry a pocket knife

But to be serious just be your self I'm weird crazy stupid funny self and I can tell you I made friends on my first in middle school.

Watch UFC. then copy everything they do.

okay i just skim read all that, either your joking or ive lost all hope in the younger gen . . . :P only kidding well dont worry it'l be fine, you wont get beat up and if someone does threaten you tell a teacher ! btw chest hair is ew :P yu dont need it ! heh well goodluck with everything and nerds FTW :]