How do I clean my swords?

Ok so I have a small sword collection, and I am looking for the best way to clean them... Anyone know how? Perhaps some stainless steel cleaning solution with some kind of wipe? (btw collection = Wolf dagger, Templar dagger(17inch), Celtic dagger(17inch), Tai-Chi Sword, and a Scimitar)

There is only one way: with the blood of your enemies.

You wash them in the blood of the non-believers.

There is only one way: with the blood of your enemies.

Theokhoth

You gotta swallow them

Put them in the dishwasher:D

I'm kidding, i have no idea. I never felt the need to by a sword, but that's me.

You gotta swallow them

Lief_Ericson

You lick it of course! Head_of_games

Use spit.

Just starting flinging the sword around to get rid of the dirt....kind like how you do your socks when they come out the dryer.

.....doing it in a crowded place yields better results.

Just starting flinging the sword around to get rid of the dirt....kind like how you do your socks when they come out the dryer.

.....doing it in a crowded place yields better results.

clayron

I must say:

There is only one way: with the blood of your enemies.

Theokhoth

Then follow it up by rinsing it with the tears from their women and their lamentations.

Just use a mild cleaner. After that keep them oiled. They should be oily at all times.

The tears of Chuck Norris of course. So pretty much, you don't.pugsy44

What?! As if you could get the GREAT Chuck Norris to cry.

He would sooner rip out his instestines and choke you to death.

I was expecting more winky jokes...

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

There is only one way: with the blood of your enemies.

Buck_Hotep

Then follow it up by rinsing it with the tears from their women and their lamentations.

And dry them with the bleached bones of their steeds.

[QUOTE="pugsy44"]The tears of Chuck Norris of course. So pretty much, you don't.clayron

What?! As if you could get the GREAT Chuck Norris to cry.

He would sooner rip out his instestines and choke you to death.

Get an Argoanian to polish them for you.

Use a ShamWOW.Freebird8877

Very carefully?

[QUOTE="Freebird8877"]Use a ShamWOW.clayron

Get an Argoanian to polish them for you.

foxhound_fox

[QUOTE="clayron"]

[QUOTE="Freebird8877"]Use a ShamWOW.pugsy44

Stop having a bored tuna, stop having a boring life

:o The Argonian Maid, IIRC? I thought that was for spears, wasn't it? Anyways, you should keep it well-oiled at all times, particularly if you are going to be waving it around or stabbing people with it.thepwninator

[QUOTE="thepwninator"]:o The Argonian Maid, IIRC? I thought that was for spears, wasn't it? Anyways, you should keep it well-oiled at all times, particularly if you are going to be waving it around or stabbing people with it.foxhound_fox

i wonder what TC thinks of OT's answers.. Lol.. :P

Seriously man. A bar of soap and a wash cloth can do wonders. :|

Put them in the dish washer.

i found out that the disc cleaning rags work well!

Shamwow!

Virgins blood usually works a charm, it's how I keep my skin so smooth.

Are all of them stainless steel? If so, use a regular stainless steel cleaning solution. I also recommend keeping them oiled to prevent rust.Neon-Tiger

hahaha u guys are funny.:P

Try cleaning the edges with your penis Works every time.teh_619

Alcohol. You could also tell us why you need to clean them?....

If you want a proper answer you should probably just PM mailer