How do I order at A&W?

Hey guys, first time going to a&w tomorrow. Just a bit confused on the terms they use. I just want a single burger with: Tomatos, lettuce, pickles, mayo+mustard+ketchup. What do I order at a&w? I've researched the Mama burger, seen pictures, but it has no lettuce or tomato. I've researched the Teen burger, it has these items but it also has cheese and bacon. The other burgers are doubles or sirloin. I just want a normal burger! What do I say to the cashier so she doesn't look at me like I'm weird? Thanks guys. Heheheh. :B

You can't just look at the menu and say a number? :|

If you have to research your burger joint, you shouldn't go to any burger joints.xaos

Fixed.

may i have bladditty blah blah.. and if you don't want something on it you say: hold the blah. and you get what you want

If you have to research your burger joint, you should go to a different burger jointxaos

may i have bladditty blah blah.. and if you don't want something on it you say: hold the blah. and you get what you want

zoraluv

This. Order a Mama Burger with the extra fixings you want on it.

Hey guys, first time going to a&w tomorrow. Just a bit confused on the terms they use. I just want a single burger with: Tomatos, lettuce, pickles, mayo+mustard+ketchup. What do I order at a&w? I've researched the Mama burger, seen pictures, but it has no lettuce or tomato. I've researched the Teen burger, it has these items but it also has cheese and bacon. The other burgers are doubles or sirloin. I just want a normal burger! What do I say to the cashier so she doesn't look at me like I'm weird? Thanks guys. Heheheh. :B

DillPickleYummy

Sirloin = better beef

You order with a mouth and maybe an eye...two aren't really necessary. You may have to point at something, but that happens on a case-by-base basis. It's tough work, we know, we've all been there. I guess what I'm trying to say is...Hahahaha! This is pretty funny. :lol:

Why not just order, the cashier ;)

I lol'd hard. :shock:

OP, just ask for a burger with mayo; hold the burger.

OT has been providing the lulz tonight.

'Teen burgers' sounds dirty. I don't even know what it means, nor uncleburger.

I just order a cheeseburger and tell them to hold everything. I don't want any vegetables between me and my dead cow. Sometimes I get the double/triple/quadruple, depending on how hungry I am at the time or how long I plan to go without food.

But really, if you want to treat yourself, just order a meat lover's pizza with extra cheese. Bacon, sausage, ham, turkey, pepperoni, chicken, all covered in nice melted cheese. Be sure to apply the juice of the accompanying green peppers. Large is preferred, extra large if you're feeling adventurous. Be sure to order a two liter of Coke, too, to wash it all down with.

Then eat it all yourself while watching a movie you wouldn't watch normally otherwise, for the lulz. Martin Lawrence is preferred, but Chuck Norris works as well.

Uncleburger sound like a child molester nickname.

You researched a burger place before going there? lol

just tell them all the ingredients you do and don't want on it 8)