how do u ask out a girl?

Hi i,m *insert TC's name here* wanna go out?

or if you already know her

Hey wanna go out?

and have confidence

Touch her shoulder while doing a barrel roll, show her some edited footage of 300, and then rick roll her.Darth_Tyrev

Confidence.

Whatever you do, you have to have complete and utter confidence in yourself. And it helps if you're relaxed and don't worry too much about what her response is going to be. Seriously, these are the keys. In my experience, girls hate it when they're put on a pedestal, it wierds them out. You almost have to be a jerk.

Keep in mind, not all girls are the same, except in the fact that they're all GD difficult.

i tried the wow off topic forms but all the suggestions i got were "pee in her butt"... not very helpfulEggie37

Touch her shoulder while doing a barrel roll, show her some edited footage of 300, and then rick roll her.Darth_Tyrev

And of course, don't forget to show her your beefy post cou-

Oh...yeah, nevermind, just the first stuff then.

I remember someone on here told me a clever way...I ain't taking credit for the idea's originality, but I'm taking credit for putting it in this topic.

Just put some chloroform on a hankerchief and go up to the girl and put it to her face and say

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?".

Best way.

dont do it =_=jimmy-fly

I usually tell them I'm a level 32 at the GspotWhicker89

Lying, yeah that works too 8)

Grow pair and just ask her out to the movies or something. It doesn't hurt to throw in one of these lines as a prelude.

"Hey baby, I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes!"

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!"

[QUOTE="Whicker89"]I usually tell them I'm a level 32 at the GspotHardQuor

Lying, yeah that works too 8)

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "u" and "i" together.shadowrun69

Thank goodness for Quagmire..

[QUOTE="HardQuor"]

[QUOTE="Whicker89"]I usually tell them I'm a level 32 at the GspotWhicker89

Lying, yeah that works too 8)

dude when did that happen?

i dont usualy ask girls out...well i've had a girlfriend for about 1 year and a half so that might be why..

..show them kinda distant attention..then be affectionate...it works if u want girls to start liking u...then just be like all friendly with them..or be mean in a bagging sorta friendly way..then it'll all roll on and before u know it next party you'll be hooking up with them...(last part not proven lol)..

or just tell them your having a 10K Post party on GS..invite them and show her all ur kool friends that rocked up...

then she's yours ; )

[QUOTE="Whicker89"][QUOTE="HardQuor"]

[QUOTE="Whicker89"]I usually tell them I'm a level 32 at the GspotRAFDOG

Lying, yeah that works too 8)

dude when did that happen?

i dont usualy ask girls out...well i've had a girlfriend for about 1 year and a half so that might be why..

..show them kinda distant attention..then be affectionate...it works if u want girls to start liking u...then just be like all friendly with them..or be mean in a bagging sorta friendly way..then it'll all roll on and before u know it next party you'll be hooking up with them...(last part not proven lol)..

or just tell them your having a 10K Post party on GS..invite them and show her all ur kool friends that rocked up...

then she's yours ; )

Touch her shoulder while doing a barrel roll, show her some edited footage of 300, and then rick roll her.Darth_Tyrev

QFT.

[QUOTE="RAFDOG"][QUOTE="Whicker89"][QUOTE="HardQuor"]

[QUOTE="Whicker89"]I usually tell them I'm a level 32 at the GspotWhicker89

Lying, yeah that works too 8)

dude when did that happen?

i dont usualy ask girls out...well i've had a girlfriend for about 1 year and a half so that might be why..

..show them kinda distant attention..then be affectionate...it works if u want girls to start liking u...then just be like all friendly with them..or be mean in a bagging sorta friendly way..then it'll all roll on and before u know it next party you'll be hooking up with them...(last part not proven lol)..

or just tell them your having a 10K Post party on GS..invite them and show her all ur kool friends that rocked up...

then she's yours ; )

daaamn..i havnt gotten anything that bad...that sucks bad...lol..

[QUOTE="Whicker89"][QUOTE="RAFDOG"][QUOTE="Whicker89"][QUOTE="HardQuor"]

[QUOTE="Whicker89"]I usually tell them I'm a level 32 at the GspotRAFDOG

Lying, yeah that works too 8)

dude when did that happen?

i dont usualy ask girls out...well i've had a girlfriend for about 1 year and a half so that might be why..

..show them kinda distant attention..then be affectionate...it works if u want girls to start liking u...then just be like all friendly with them..or be mean in a bagging sorta friendly way..then it'll all roll on and before u know it next party you'll be hooking up with them...(last part not proven lol)..

or just tell them your having a 10K Post party on GS..invite them and show her all ur kool friends that rocked up...

then she's yours ; )

daaamn..i havnt gotten anything that bad...that sucks bad...lol..

[QUOTE="Whicker89"][QUOTE="HardQuor"]

[QUOTE="Whicker89"]I usually tell them I'm a level 32 at the GspotRAFDOG

Lying, yeah that works too 8)

dude when did that happen?

i dont usualy ask girls out...well i've had a girlfriend for about 1 year and a half so that might be why..

..show them kinda distant attention..then be affectionate...it works if u want girls to start liking u...then just be like all friendly with them..or be mean in a bagging sorta friendly way..then it'll all roll on and before u know it next party you'll be hooking up with them...(last part not proven lol)..

or just tell them your having a 10K Post party on GS..invite them and show her all ur kool friends that rocked up...

then she's yours ; )

you don't ask her out, you tell her you ARE going out. :)

And if she refuses then punch her in the mouth.

Girls love a strong man and this will be sure to impress her.:P

you don't ask her out, you tell her you ARE going out. :)

And if she refuses then punch her in the mouth.

Girls love a strong man and this will be sure to impress her.:P

cat_empire

Because every woman loves a strong man that has no problem with beating upon her...

In opposite land.

[QUOTE="cat_empire"]

you don't ask her out, you tell her you ARE going out. :)

And if she refuses then punch her in the mouth.

Girls love a strong man and this will be sure to impress her.:P

worthyofnote

Because every woman loves a strong man that has no problem with beating upon her...

In opposite land.

I gave you advice earlier. But I'll elaborate a bit more.

Be yourself, be friendly, but don't be a pansy. Show some confidence and a backbone. Women like nice guys, but overly nice guys seem like pushovers. So a little bit of a cold shoulder works from time to time. Someone mentioned that before, be a bit of an a-hole but not enough to turn her off, do it in a playful and mischievious way. And don't let her on to the fact you just want to get into her pants, take some time and enjoy her company and get to know her a bit. I mean, it's a good route to go if you're interested in dating her.

Unless you're looking for a one night stand of sorts. You just have to know how to play your cards right one that one.

I gave you advice earlier. But I'll elaborate a bit more.

Be yourself, be friendly, but don't be a pansy. Show some confidence and a backbone. Women like nice guys, but overly nice guys seem like pushovers. So a little bit of a cold shoulder works from time to time. Someone mentioned that before, be a bit of an a-hole but not enough to turn her off, do it in a playful and mischievious way. And don't let her on to the fact you just want to get into her pants, take some time and enjoy her company and get to know her a bit. I mean, it's a good route to go if you're interested in dating her.

Unless you're looking for a one night stand of sorts. You just have to know how to play your cards right one that one.

worthyofnote

Catch her attention, and when she is looking drop your pants, thus exposing your genitals. if she doesnt reach for/grab/touch them at all, then she probably isn't worth your time, kid.

..

that of course was a joke.

plz don't do that.

Follow these 25 tips and you will be GUARANTEED sucess with the ladies

http://www.itshiphop.com/showthread.php?t=65548

Catch her attention, and when she is looking drop your pants, thus exposing your genitals. if she doesnt reach for/grab/touch them at all, then she probably isn't worth your time, kid.

..

that of course was a joke.

plz don't do that.

Joshywaa

Catch her attention, and when she is looking drop your pants, thus exposing your genitals. if she doesnt reach for/grab/touch them at all, then she probably isn't worth your time, kid.

..

that of course was a joke.

plz don't do that.

Joshywaa

I think its more funny that you have to point out that its a joke for the sake of some of the people on here who seem to take EVERYTHING literally.

but good advice none the less...

I gave you advice earlier. But I'll elaborate a bit more.

Be yourself, be friendly, but don't be a pansy. Show some confidence and a backbone. Women like nice guys, but overly nice guys seem like pushovers. So a little bit of a cold shoulder works from time to time. Someone mentioned that before, be a bit of an a-hole but not enough to turn her off, do it in a playful and mischievious way. And don't let her on to the fact you just want to get into her pants, take some time and enjoy her company and get to know her a bit. I mean, it's a good route to go if you're interested in dating her.

Unless you're looking for a one night stand of sorts. You just have to know how to play your cards right one that one.

worthyofnote

[QUOTE="Joshywaa"]

Catch her attention, and when she is looking drop your pants, thus exposing your genitals. if she doesnt reach for/grab/touch them at all, then she probably isn't worth your time, kid.

..

that of course was a joke.

plz don't do that.

cat_empire

I think its more funny that you have to point out that its a joke for the sake of some of the people on here who seem to take EVERYTHING literally.

but good advice none the less...

well, i don't want anyone getting arrested here.

though it would make for funny pics

Touch her shoulder while doing a barrel roll, show her some edited footage of 300, and then rick roll her.Darth_Tyrev

lmao :lol:

[QUOTE="worthyofnote"]

I gave you advice earlier. But I'll elaborate a bit more.

Be yourself, be friendly, but don't be a pansy. Show some confidence and a backbone. Women like nice guys, but overly nice guys seem like pushovers. So a little bit of a cold shoulder works from time to time. Someone mentioned that before, be a bit of an a-hole but not enough to turn her off, do it in a playful and mischievious way. And don't let her on to the fact you just want to get into her pants, take some time and enjoy her company and get to know her a bit. I mean, it's a good route to go if you're interested in dating her.

Unless you're looking for a one night stand of sorts. You just have to know how to play your cards right one that one.

Nerfit

the thing is... i dont really know her that wellEggie37

Then what are you asking her out for? Have you missed the point of a relationship and it's development, or are you just looking for secks?

Hardly know her, hardly talk to her eh?

Relationships are founded on communication and getting to know one another. You can't get to know her if you don't talk to her. So initiate conversation and see what happens from there. You're going to have to actually put in some work.

[QUOTE="Eggie37"]the thing is... i dont really know her that wellKritical_Strike

Then what are you asking her out for? Have you missed the point of a relationship and it's development, or are you just looking for secks?

wats secks?

umm get ot know her..dont just ask out a girl u barely know..i mean thats just weird..i cant really talk but trust me...

it rarely works out...

[QUOTE="Eggie37"]the thing is... i dont really know her that wellKritical_Strike

Then what are you asking her out for? Have you missed the point of a relationship and it's development, or are you just looking for secks?

soooo... how do i get to know her better.. without seeming creepyEggie37

Be friendly, talk to her casually and try making her laugh (if your naturally a funny person). If you two aren't compatible than there is little chance you would become bf/gf.

soooo... how do i get to know her better.. without seeming creepyEggie37

Well, how exactly do you know her? Is she a co-worker, classmate, acqauintance of some sort?

That information could be helpful.

I would say make some small talk.