I do not choose, for a name will be chosen and bestowed.
To acquire a name, I muster the powers of the heavens and the spirits of thy nature to bestoweth upon me the wisdom and thou blesseth me with a nameth
for my pet . I perform a tribal dance and enact the behavior of thy animal that need to be bestowed upon title, I rattle my gourds and squish thy gaming
potatoes. After such ritual, I will enter a trance like state where I will be able to speak to the animal deities who govern thy animals and grace me their
company.The deities will place my name's pet in my heart and upon waking up, I find myself in my room, with the knowledge of my pet's name.
Thus, I name the pet. After all such, Vancey relieves himself with cake rubbing goodness for a job well done. Lastly, the pet is happy for his/her name.:o
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