How do you cut your sandwiches?

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#51 Duckman5
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Real men don't cut their sandwiches.
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#52 MgamerBD
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With a fricken laser.
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#53 ChiliDragon
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I dont, i eat them.

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Same here.
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#54 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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I usually don't cut my sandwiches, but when I do, I usually make two rectangular pieces.
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#55 StrawberryHill
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I dont, i eat them.

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I don't eat sandwiches either.

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#56 shoot-first
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I don't cut my sandwiches. I just start chowing down.

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#57 KudoS17
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I just eat it whole

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#58 Fandangle
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I don't cut my sandwiches

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#59 D3nnyCrane
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Who CUTS a sandwich. You take on that bad boy as God intended - in one piece. You grab it either side and stare at it, feeling it's onion eyes staring at your heart, as you do at it's beefy destroyer of colons. As the sun catches the glisten of lettuce, it sends a glint of defiance, daring you to attack it with everything you have. Once you land a bite, the battle is not won. Will the meat slide? Will it rain a thousand days of mayonnaise down your chin? Will a stray egg yolk drip onto your lap and dry into a soul destroying stain? Becoming a man is not defined by how many roads a man walks - it is if he can take on an entire sandwich... AND WIN!
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#60 Sword-Demon
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why would you cut a sandwich?

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#61 Kozzonuit
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i eat a whole one

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#62 boshlonavish
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Just 2 rectangular pieces.
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#63 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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I don't cut my sandwiches anymore, but I used to do 2 triangles.
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#64 Murj
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With the world's sharpest knife. Not to be confused with the shapest knife in the world obviously.

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#65 realistic44
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With my hands :twisted:

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#66 MOSSBERG_E-Rock
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Who CUTS a sandwich. You take on that bad boy as God intended - in one piece. You grab it either side and stare at it, feeling it's onion eyes staring at your heart, as you do at it's beefy destroyer of colons. As the sun catches the glisten of lettuce, it sends a glint of defiance, daring you to attack it with everything you have. Once you land a bite, the battle is not won. Will the meat slide? Will it rain a thousand days of mayonnaise down your chin? Will a stray egg yolk drip onto your lap and dry into a soul destroying stain? Becoming a man is not defined by how many roads a man walks - it is if he can take on an entire sandwich... AND WIN!

This was absolutely Epic. I have to bump so people can see the artistry that is sandwich poetry. And to everyone asking why I cut my sandwich? I've been eating whole sandwiches for years now and have become bored. Gotta throw some variety in the mix.
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#67 Head_of_games
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Only with my teeth. duxup
Pff, a real man swallows his sandwich whole!
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#68 Maqda7
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[QUOTE="TBoogy"]

Pffff, cutting sandwiches is for girls.

Real men just dig in their like a lion taking a bite out of a buffalo's ass.

8)

You have just ruined sandwhiches for me. :x
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#69 105506
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Like this. Except when I start cutting it, pieces of sandwich dissapear..

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#70 IceAxe18
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I don't cut my sandwich.

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#71 8732_YoungJeezy
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like this

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#72 knucks91
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Pfft....who cuts their sandwiches? Dont let that crust intimidateyou! Bite it and attain full victory!

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#73 Commander-Gree
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I like to be fancy so I cut them into two triangles.
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#74 raven_squad
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I just eat it whole. :P Cutting it is an unnecessary waste of time, and dirtying of a knife.
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#75 blingchu55
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Diagonally when I do, but I would make them the little rectangle no crust ones you see at partys if I could be bothered

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#76 MOSSBERG_E-Rock
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I just eat it whole. :P Cutting it is an unnecessary waste of time, and dirtying of a knife. raven_squad
God forbid you wipe a knife off under some water.
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#77 WILL_423
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Pffff, cutting sandwiches is for girls.

Real men just dig in there like a lion taking a bite out of a buffalo's ass.

8)

TBoogy

Damn, that's funny!! LOL!!

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#78 WILL_423
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Who CUTS a sandwich. You take on that bad boy as God intended - in one piece. You grab it either side and stare at it, feeling it's onion eyes staring at your heart, as you do at it's beefy destroyer of colons. As the sun catches the glisten of lettuce, it sends a glint of defiance, daring you to attack it with everything you have. Once you land a bite, the battle is not won. Will the meat slide? Will it rain a thousand days of mayonnaise down your chin? Will a stray egg yolk drip onto your lap and dry into a soul destroying stain? Becoming a man is not defined by how many roads a man walks - it is if he can take on an entire sandwich... AND WIN!shadow1988
This was absolutely Epic. I have to bump so people can see the artistry that is sandwich poetry. And to everyone asking why I cut my sandwich? I've been eating whole sandwiches for years now and have become bored. Gotta throw some variety in the mix.

Wow. That was epic. I don't cut my sandwitches either.