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Diagonally when I do, but I would make them the little rectangle no crust ones you see at partys if I could be bothered
I just eat it whole. :P Cutting it is an unnecessary waste of time, and dirtying of a knife. raven_squadGod forbid you wipe a knife off under some water.
[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Who CUTS a sandwich. You take on that bad boy as God intended - in one piece. You grab it either side and stare at it, feeling it's onion eyes staring at your heart, as you do at it's beefy destroyer of colons. As the sun catches the glisten of lettuce, it sends a glint of defiance, daring you to attack it with everything you have. Once you land a bite, the battle is not won. Will the meat slide? Will it rain a thousand days of mayonnaise down your chin? Will a stray egg yolk drip onto your lap and dry into a soul destroying stain? Becoming a man is not defined by how many roads a man walks - it is if he can take on an entire sandwich... AND WIN!shadow1988This was absolutely Epic. I have to bump so people can see the artistry that is sandwich poetry. And to everyone asking why I cut my sandwich? I've been eating whole sandwiches for years now and have become bored. Gotta throw some variety in the mix.
Wow. That was epic. I don't cut my sandwitches either.
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