How Do You Fight?

Kick 'em in the nuts and run like hell. Thankfully I've never been in a fight. But if I was, that's my plan.

I don't fight... I run. :|

Striking. Weapons just get people seriously injured or killed, I have to much pride/anger to run and I'm too small to last long in grappling match. Really, people who talk about all their "skills" and "stratagies" in a fight have obviously never been in a serious fight. Really, the only thing you should be thinking is "how can I do as much damage possible as fast as possible" (hint: it usually involves hitting them in the head/face repeatedly) and just hope to god you don't get your face smashed in.

[QUOTE="codymcclain14"][QUOTE="Kcinz"]Hey aussiee, want to wrestle in private? :P On topic: I secretly wish to get into a fight. I want to see if I've gotten any stronger :oheytheredarlin

Lol. Or join a MMA gym and stop fighting in your garage like a dumbass.

[QUOTE="chilly-chill"]I was just about to say the same thing. lol He's not tough lmaooairshocker

I don't fight... I run. :|

lancea34

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I don't fight... I run. :|

AussieePet

[QUOTE="lancea34"]

I don't fight... I run. :|

AussieePet

1 phone call i got 5 dudes in steel plated jackets come n bury you where u stand.. i need no fighting

[QUOTE="chilly-chill"][QUOTE="codymcclain14"]I fight smart, with striking, and kick boxing. I'm really good at just dodging, and picking my hits. It's hard to do that in real fights, since the other guy is usually swinging his arms like a wild man. But I've learned. Only lost 1 out of 6 real fights... and that cause he was a big ass mutha f*cka... I blame him being black. >.>codymcclain14

I assess the situation and environment.

Where am I? Near a street? I take the situation into traffic, giving full exposure.

If not, am I in a possible ambush? I check my back and look for something to back myself up against. I don't need surprises. I want to face this punk one on one.

How big is he? Is he heavy? Most people can' endure 5 minutes of fighting wihtout running out of steam. If he is big and heavy, I'm stretching this out, tiring him out.

Is he smaller? I have to watch out for speed. I'm more apt to go in but protecting my chin. I could probably take punches otherwise, but I don't need the lucky chin punch.

I shout verbal insults, questions, obscure threatening stuff. I want to occupy his mind. I want to give him visualations of what it going to happen to him.

I need to be loud. I need attention. I need this fight to stop. A smart man throws out his ego, because you are confronting an unknown.

If I can, I trigger the emergency call on my cell phone. If I dont have time to talk, I can toss it to the side and yell my location to the operator.

Does he have possible weapon? Knife or gun? I don't need months of rehabilitation with severed nerves or a chance of bleeding to death.

If he wants money, he can have it, because I know I'd pay anything to have my full mobility back if I get sliced. My state will replace my license free if due to robbery and i can cancel my cards in a phone call.

He's determined to fight, no weapons? I show my teeth and stare him down. I hope to bring him in and take him to the ground. You attacked me, not you. I'll throw fake punches that look girlish. Slow ones. I want him to think I'm easy. I need to draw him in so I can then I can apply my speed and years of judo training and take him to the ground.

If I throw him backwards, chances are his head is bouncing of the ground. I'm going down with him in an uncoventional pin so I can thumb his eye out or elbow his nose.

I'm not punching. too easy to break a bone in your hand on someone's head.

If I throw him forward chances are he'll be a little stunned. If Im standing, he's taking a foot to the ribs or stomach. If I had to do a sacrafice throw, chances are I'm on top of him and I'm choking him or again, elbow to the nose or plucking out an eye.

He needs something to remember me by.

Either I wind up hurt or dead, or I'm home watching classic Star Trek before bed.

1 phone call i got 5 dudes in steel plated jackets come n bury you where u stand.. i need no fighting

ionusX

I assess the situation and environment.

Where am I? Near a street? I take the situation into traffic, giving full exposure.

If not, am I in a possible ambush? I check my back and look for something to back myself up against. I don't need surprises. I want to face this punk one on one.

How big is he? Is he heavy? Most people can' endure 5 minutes of fighting wihtout running out of steam. If he is big and heavy, I'm stretching this out, tiring him out.

Is he smaller? I have to watch out for speed. I'm more apt to go in but protecting my chin. I could probably take punches otherwise, but I don't need the lucky chin punch.

I shout verbal insults, questions, obscure threatening stuff. I want to occupy his mind. I want to give him visualations of what it going to happen to him.

I need to be loud. I need attention. I need this fight to stop. A smart man throws out his ego, because you are confronting an unknown.

If I can, I trigger the emergency call on my cell phone. If I dont have time to talk, I can toss it to the side and yell my location to the operator.

Does he have possible weapon? Knife or gun? I don't need months of rehabilitation with severed nerves or a chance of bleeding to death.

If he wants money, he can have it, because I know I'd pay anything to have my full mobility back if I get sliced. My state will replace my license free if due to robbery and i can cancel my cards in a phone call.

He's determined to fight, no weapons? I show my teeth and stare him down. I hope to bring him in and take him to the ground. You attacked me, not you. I'll throw fake punches that look girlish. Slow ones. I want him to think I'm easy. I need to draw him in so I can then I can apply my speed and years of judo training and take him to the ground.

If I throw him backwards, chances are his head is bouncing of the ground. I'm going down with him in an uncoventional pin so I can thumb his eye out or elbow his nose.

I'm not punching. too easy to break a bone in your hand on someone's head.

If I throw him forward chances are he'll be a little stunned. If Im standing, he's taking a foot to the ribs or stomach. If I had to do a sacrafice throw, chances are I'm on top of him and I'm choking him or again, elbow to the nose or plucking out an eye.

He needs something to remember me by.

Either I wind up hurt or dead, or I'm home watching classic Star Trek before bed.

flazzle

Let me know how all of this works out when you actually get into a fight.

I've been training Muay Thai for 7 years now and i've been in a fair few tournaments and fights, i've also trained in Judo and Juijitsu a couple years back, tho i'll be honest i dont remember that much of it.

Tho in a street fight there are no rules chances are the other guy will either go dirty all out or pretend to fight fairly until he starts getting hurt,

Thats why you kick the kneecap, punch the throat (just a jab tho), elbow the nose and eyes and knee his liver and kidneys as many chances you can get, when it goes to the ground you get the hell out of there.

[QUOTE="codymcclain14"]? You LOL cause I said I've been in fights? And you don't believe me? I actually can fight, me and my friends always fight with MMA gloves, and eventually you get good at fighting. You don't know me, and you say I'm not tough. Kinda stupid. Must feel safe eing behind your Computer, and being probably someone who's never been in a real fight? The reason I'm homeschooled is cause I kept getting kicked out of school for fighting.airshocker

Because you sound fvcking ridiculous. :lol:

Ahhhh,how did he sound ridiculous?Looked like to me he was just answering the topic question Bucked20

If you don't already know, it would be a waste of time for me to try and point it out to you.

[QUOTE="Bucked20"]Ahhhh,how did he sound ridiculous?Looked like to me he was just answering the topic question airshocker

If you don't already know, it would be a waste of time for me to try and point it out to you.

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Well I am learning Krav Maga, I don't know how to classify the martial art style exaclty though. It's striking and some grappiling but alot different, and alot more deadly. You train yourself to hit very sensitive parts of the body like it's second nature, and these body parts can kill someone. It doesn't matter what size or wieght or anything in Krav Maga, a child could learn to kill an adult with this style quite easily.

Ever play Splinter Cell (the last 360 one)? That fighitng style is a basic form of Krav Maga, and ya it's that deadly. Krave Maga means "Battle Touch" or "War Hand" in Hebrew. It's great to learn for self defense.

ShadowMoses900

Dafuq is this sh!t

"Krav maga" is just the hebrew terminology for hand to hand combat; It literally translates to "contact combat". Everything else is too ridiculous to reference.

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DroidPhysX

Seriously.

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Seriously.

How much do you bench?sonofsmeagle

I don't use free-weights except for dumb-bells.

[QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"]How much do you bench?airshocker

I don't use free-weights except for dumb-bells.

neither do I, well i wouldnt count a Bus full of children as a free weightsonofsmeagle

Lol. Funny.

Windmill, schratching, biting and hair pullin all the way.

jk I just prefer to bunch them in the face as hard as I can.

In my very few fights in school (only had three from middle school to graduation, I'm not the confrontational type), joint locks always worked. One of my uncles was a police officer and he taught me some of his compliance holds.

I fight like a brawler. And I fight dirty too.

I fight by winning.

I don't fight... I run. :|

lancea34

Adam's apple... horgen123

I fight by winning.

one_plum

The only fighting I do is for my right to party.

[QUOTE="lancea34"]

I don't fight... I run. :|

AtlanticRock

Unfairly.

airshocker

This, although if it's bad enough I'll run or pull a knife if I'm in serious danger.

I don't. But if i did, it would be Johnny Cage style.

[QUOTE="redstorm72"]

Striking. Weapons just get people seriously injured or killed, I have to much pride/anger to run and I'm too small to last long in grappling match. Really, people who talk about all their "skills" and "stratagies" in a fight have obviously never been in a serious fight. Really, the only thing you should be thinking is "how can I do as much damage possible as fast as possible" (hint: it usually involves hitting them in the head/face repeatedly) and just hope to god you don't get your face smashed in.

thegerg

I didn't say that having fighting skills meant you had never been in a real fight, I said people who think their "skills" are important have obviously never been in a fight. Seriously, the outcome of a street fight has almost nothing to do with your training in martial arts or intense MMA skills, it's mostly about luck. Whoever falls or gets hit by a lucky swing is basically screwed. This isn't a boxing match where you circle, perry and trade jabs and have a ref break you up if you go down. A real fight is choas that you just hope to get out of without serious injury. Besides, do you think your amazing fighting skills are going to save you from a broken bottle being rammed into your face? Hell, even if you dominate the other guy you will still be lucky to leave without broken fingers/knuckles.

I'm not trying to p*** on anyones parade, but I find the false "I have mad fighting skills" bravado incredibly annoying. I've met a ton of a** holes who thought they were "all that" because they took some MMA classes or had some martial arts training and more than a few of them got their faces kicked in because they thought they knew how to fight.

I haven't been in a fight since like freshman year of high school. I've grown outta that stupid s***..