How do you interpret the Bible?

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#152 wis3boi
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Never read that quote before, I wouldn't deny that. In every aspect of our existence we deal with fear, punishment reward. Ok zero religion straight atheist mode. I still need to keep my job out of fear i will be punished by no paycheck and hope to be rewarded by a fatter paycheck.
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#154 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

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Never read that quote before, I wouldn't deny that. In every aspect of our existence we deal with fear, punishment reward. Ok zero religion straight atheist mode. I still need to keep my job out of fear i will be punished by no paycheck and hope to be rewarded by a fatter paycheck.

The thing about that quote was that you don't need religion (punishment) to be good, at least in the context of this conversation.

Secular Humanism, hooray!

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#155 chaoscougar1
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[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="djshowstopper87"]

The bible is basic information before leaving earth. Everyone who considers themselves christians should read it and have at least some knowledge about the information that's in it. I am not saying you need to have it memorized or anything though. My question is for the people who don't belive in it and mock it. What happens when you die, find out God/ Jesus is real then what?

playmynutz

And what if you die and find out that you've been worshipping the wrong deity this whole time? What then?

That's why I do agree with the bible a lot but when it comes to what exactly is the creator. All I know is the God i prey and worship to is perfection. Maybe thats not the God from the bible but at least I'm secure that I pray to a God of perfection

hahahahahahahahahaha God I "prey" :lol:
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#156 deactivated-5acfa3a8bc51d
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Yeah I'm secretly trying to eat God lol

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[QUOTE="playmynutz"][QUOTE="wis3boi"]

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chaoscougar1

Never read that quote before, I wouldn't deny that. In every aspect of our existence we deal with fear, punishment reward. Ok zero religion straight atheist mode. I still need to keep my job out of fear i will be punished by no paycheck and hope to be rewarded by a fatter paycheck.

The thing about that quote was that you don't need religion (punishment) to be good, at least in the context of this conversation.

Secular Humanism, hooray!

You don't need religion to be good, i can agree. Still, I f*cking hate I am in the corporate system of rewarding me when I agree with them and punishing me when I disagree with them. I'd rather be a slave of religion than continue to be a slave of corporate america.

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#157 FMAB_GTO
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YUP ^^
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#158 branketra
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I'm actually studying it right now. So, for the moment, scholastically. That said, the Bible has many literary genres.
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#159 Branmuffin316
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Basically the same way David Cross interprets it. A book of D&D bull*#$^ that is almost too easy to make fun of.

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#160 wis3boi
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[QUOTE="playmynutz"][QUOTE="worlock77"]

And what if you die and find out that you've been worshipping the wrong deity this whole time? What then?

chaoscougar1
That's why I do agree with the bible a lot but when it comes to what exactly is the creator. All I know is the God i prey and worship to is perfection. Maybe thats not the God from the bible but at least I'm secure that I pray to a God of perfection

hahahahahahahahahaha God I "prey" :lol:

:lol: I didnt catch that....loooooooool
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#161 ShadowsDemon
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You really need to learn how to troll better. You're worse at it than ZumaJones.

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I can't tell if he was dropped on the head as a child, or was just born stupid.
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[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"][QUOTE="playmynutz"] That's why I do agree with the bible a lot but when it comes to what exactly is the creator. All I know is the God i prey and worship to is perfection. Maybe thats not the God from the bible but at least I'm secure that I pray to a God of perfectionwis3boi
hahahahahahahahahaha God I "prey" :lol:

:lol: I didnt catch that....loooooooool

grow up.

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[QUOTE="wis3boi"][QUOTE="chaoscougar1"] hahahahahahahahahaha God I "prey" :lol:GrayF0X786

:lol: I didnt catch that....loooooooool

grow up.

May I suggest seeing the local clinic? I hear having a stick up your ass isn't healthy
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#165 Acemaster27
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I believe that the bible is the inerrant word of God, but not every word is meant to be interpreted literally.
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#166 -Misanthropic-
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I believe that the bible is the inerrant word of God, but not every word is meant to be interpreted literally.Acemaster27

Yeah for an omnipotent being that God guy is fairly vague.

He's likely focusing his attention on all the alien life rather than us.

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#167 lo_Pine
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A book written by people

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#168 The-Apostle
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I take it literally for the most part.
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#169 chaoscougar1
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I take it literally for the most part.The-Apostle
Where abouts do you live?
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#170 The-Apostle
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[QUOTE="The-Apostle"]I take it literally for the most part.chaoscougar1
Where abouts do you live?

California. :cry:
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[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"][QUOTE="The-Apostle"]I take it literally for the most part.The-Apostle
Where abouts do you live?

California. :cry:

Devastating I like California What city?
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#172 The-Apostle
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[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"][QUOTE="The-Apostle"][QUOTE="chaoscougar1"] Where abouts do you live?

California. :cry:

Devastating I like California What city?

I'll just say I live in theOC
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