How do you know you're going to Heaven?

If God dropped down RIGHT NOW and stood in front of you and asked you, "Why should I let you into Heaven?" What would you say?

I would tell him that I plan to be a Doctor and want to help others.

Hello there. :)

You know you're going to heaven as soon as you believe that you are. That's how it works.

I would reply, how can I be going to a place that doesn't exist?unholymight

oh no you didn't!:o

[QUOTE="unholymight"]I would reply, how can I be going to a place that doesn't exist?polishkid99

oh no you didn't!:o

Assuming it's the Christian God, it depends if you accept Jesus as your saviour and all that. All I can say is that I wouldn't get in. Dark_Knight6

I'd say "LOL WUT ? I don't even believe in Heaven. :?" and walk away...

[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]Assuming it's the Christian God, it depends if you accept Jesus as your saviour and all that. All I can say is that I wouldn't get in. polishkid99

Nor are you. God's a Gears fan. :P

I'd say "LOL WUT ? I don't even believe in Heaven. :?" and walk away...

Gamer4Iife

[QUOTE="polishkid99"][QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]Assuming it's the Christian God, it depends if you accept Jesus as your saviour and all that. All I can say is that I wouldn't get in. Dark_Knight6

Nor are you. God's a Gears fan. :P

I'd say "LOL WUT ? I don't even believe in Heaven. :?" and walk away...

[QUOTE="Gamer4Iife"]

I'd say "LOL WUT ? I don't even believe in Heaven. :?" and walk away...

polishkid99

:o take that back!polishkid99

Nope, it's in Leviticus. "Thou shalt not play Killzone like thou would play Gears of War, it is abomination."

I'd say "LOL WUT ? I don't even believe in Heaven. :?" and walk away...

[QUOTE="polishkid99"][QUOTE="Gamer4Iife"]

I'd say "LOL WUT ? I don't even believe in Heaven. :?" and walk away...

Gamer4Iife

Are you talking about your birthday party or heaven ? I'm pretty sure you don't "get invited" to heaven. :?

PROOF!

I wouldn't because heaven nor God are real.Immortalica

[QUOTE="polishkid99"]:o take that back!Dark_Knight6

Nope, it's in Leviticus. "Thou shalt not play Killzone like thou would play Gears of War, it is abomination."

You, sir, are incorrect. The "Heaven" strip club is invite only.sonicare

And you contradict yourself. Why would there be a strip club in Heaven, if lust is one of the sins that will prevent you from going to Heaven ? :o

[QUOTE="sonicare"] You, sir, are incorrect. The "Heaven" strip club is invite only.Gamer4Iife

And you contradict yourself. Why would there be a strip club in Heaven, if lust is one of the sins that will prevent you from going to Heaven ? :o

[QUOTE="sonicare"] You, sir, are incorrect. The "Heaven" strip club is invite only.Gamer4Iife

And you contradict yourself. Why would there be a strip club in Heaven, if lust is one of the sins that will prevent you from going to Heaven ? :o

Where's my Bible.. polishkid99

I stoled it! :o

:o take that back!polishkid99

Nope, it's in Leviticus. "Thou shalt not play Killzone like thou would play Gears of War, it is abomination."

[QUOTE="polishkid99"][QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

Nope, it's in Leviticus. "Thou shalt not play Killzone like thou would play Gears of War, it is abomination."

D3nnyCrane

God likes Killzone more :?

If God dropped down RIGHT NOW and stood in front of you and asked you, "Why should I let you into Heaven?" What would you say?

I would tell him that I plan to be a Doctor and want to help others.

cpo335

God likes Killzone more :?

polishkid99

Blasphemy! It's right there, in the Bible.

Because I love God?123625

Because I love God?123625

If God dropped down RIGHT NOW and stood in front of you and asked you, "Why should I let you into Heaven?" What would you say?

cpo335

[QUOTE="cpo335"]

If God dropped down RIGHT NOW and stood in front of you and asked you, "Why should I let you into Heaven?" What would you say?

xaos

I'd say "Because if you don't..." and shake my fist menacinglyxaos

Not even God would dare mess with you. :P

If God dropped down RIGHT NOW and stood in front of you and asked you, "Why should I let you into Heaven?" What would you say?

I'd ask him if he wants to play hide and seek, and while he is counting I will run into heaven and close the door behind me, locking him out.freek666

[QUOTE="freek666"]I'd ask him if he wants to play hide and seek, and while he is counting I will run into heaven and close the door behind me, locking him out.polishkid99

Why not ?

He was careless enough to come down on Earth just to ask people a stupid question. :P

lol, i don't think God would fall for that :Ppolishkid99

Judging by your "invitation," God can't handle his alcohol too well. He'd fall for it if you get him a little drunk, first. :lol: