How do you know you're going to Heaven?

[QUOTE="sonicare"] You, sir, are incorrect. The "Heaven" strip club is invite only.Gamer4Iife

And you contradict yourself. Why would there be a strip club in Heaven, if lust is one of the sins that will prevent you from going to Heaven ? :o

And immoral sexual acts are prohibited in this world but you can marry.If you are really good looking then even without sinning you can satisfy all your lust as Islam allows you to marry upto 4 women.

If you are not then you just have to wait it out this life to have all your dreams and desires fulfilled.

You, sir, are incorrect. The "Heaven" strip club is invite only.sonicare

And you contradict yourself. Why would there be a strip club in Heaven, if lust is one of the sins that will prevent you from going to Heaven ? :o

And immoral sexual acts are prohibited in this world but you can marry.If you are really good looking then even without sinning you can satisfy all your lust as Islsm allows you to marry upto 4 women.

If you are not then you just have to wait it out this life to have your dreams and desires fulfilled.

If you are really good looking then even without sinning you can satisfy all your lust as Islam allows you to marry upto 4 women.

Thinker_reborn

I remember the guy who married 80 women and had 250 children.

Seeing as I'm a godless heathen and God only wants Heaven stocked with "true believers" I assume I'm destined for the eternal marshmellow roast. Though marshmellows can be good fun... >___>NightStalkerBX

[QUOTE="NightStalkerBX"]Seeing as I'm a godless heathen and God only wants Heaven stocked with "true believers" I assume I'm destined for the eternal marshmellow roast. Though marshmellows can be good fun... >___>xaos

That'll show him. >__>

I'd be like "Hey, God, lets go get a beer"

And God would say "Hmmm OK, its been a while....we dont have beer in heaven"

then I'd say "OMG no? That doesnt sound very cool"

God would be like "No, it aint...you know, theres a reason why monks brew beer, its cuz I told them to! But the angels are like 'no no no, alcohol is evil!' "

so then I would say "Well, between you and me Lord, I love beer, I make beer, and if you let me in, I would open a brewery for you and make beer worthy of your taste buds"

And God would be like "Awesome! But what about those dirty, stinking, prohibitionist angels?"

I would reply with "You leave that to me" and then I would get an angel drunk and we would party and have fun, then that angel would talk to the other angels and tell them how awesome beer is and that we should totally make beer in heaven.

So thats how'd I get in.

I'd say you know better god , by the way there is no heaven

I would say, "Go give someone else a place in heaven, I'm quite ok, thankyou." Then I would smile and walk away pleasantly.KOTORkicker

walk pleasantly...into HELL! YOU HEATHEN!

[QUOTE="Thinker_reborn"]

If you are really good looking then even without sinning you can satisfy all your lust as Islam allows you to marry upto 4 women.

Theokhoth

I remember the guy who married 80 women and had 250 children.

[QUOTE="KOTORkicker"]I would say, "Go give someone else a place in heaven, I'm quite ok, thankyou." Then I would smile and walk away pleasantly.mrbojangles25

walk pleasantly...into HELL! YOU HEATHEN!

(developers need to take) a step back and say, "Gameplay is king, performance is second, and graphics are somewhere after that." People have said to us, you know, Portal is cool, but it wasn't the prettiest game. Well, okay, it sold a whole lot, it was named game of the year by over 30 outlets, and many of the people who played it told me they finished it and had a great time. I would much rather have that than have people tell me it was the prettiest game that came out last year.Doug Lombardi

That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. Romans 10:9

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="Thinker_reborn"]

If you are really good looking then even without sinning you can satisfy all your lust as Islam allows you to marry upto 4 women.

KOTORkicker

I remember the guy who married 80 women and had 250 children.

He was legally forced to divorce 76 of them in four days or die. Dunno how that turned out.

I'd say "Because I'm an existentialist and believe in manufacturing my own destiny, including where I choose to spend my afterlife. Now stand aside, my good man, or I shall be forced to slap you with my glove and demand satisfaction."D3nnyCrane

He was legally forced to divorce 76 of them in four days or die. Dunno how that turned out.

Theokhoth

Divorce or die ? Why ? :?