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last time I tried asking a girl out, she told me she doesn't date ugly guys. I was a little shocked, and really angry, I searched my head for a good comeback, but I drew a blank.blooddemon666
"And I don't attack ugly girls"
"So you attack pretty girls?"
"You'll never have to worry about that"
^^It sounded better in my head.
last time I tried asking a girl out, she told me she doesn't date ugly guys. I was a little shocked, and really angry, I searched my head for a good comeback, but I drew a blank.blooddemon666
i know its a little too late but how about "Well thank you for letting me know your a ***** before i spent any money on you then."
I drop my pants and she changes her mind.Felix77Because you made her laugh so hard she appreciates your sense of humor? :o :P
[QUOTE="Felix77"]I drop my pants and she changes her mind.double_deckerBecause you made her laugh so hard she appreciates your sense of humor? :o :P
Ah crap....you got me. I thought everyone would get my blatant "I am well endowed!" joke but you saw right through it. Read me like a book, shucks man. :D
You're welcome :) That will be $5. :DAh crap....you got me. I thought everyone would get my blatant "I am well endowed!" joke but you saw right through it. Read me like a book, shucks man. :D
Felix77
I'd be like AHHAHAAH b*** jokes on you I already have a girl-friend and in fact I'm going ot call her right now and tell her how much fun I had doing this....... **proceed to bathroom whlst hiding your tears and calling your mom to come pick you up**gorilazandgames
Calling to have your mom come pick you up... I don't think you should be hitting on girls if you have to do that. lol
I play "if you leave me now" by Chicago outside her house at midnight at maximum volume while I curl into a ball and weep. Either that or I tear off my clothes with a primal roar and slam a door against my weiner until if falls off, this is also done to the sweet sound of "If you leave me now."Film-Guy
Ouch. I would prefer the first one though.
I am not sure. There is prolly a quick look of shock. Consciously I usually just say well maybe well see each other around, or see you in class or "well if you ever want to go out or do something just call" and I proceed to give them my number.ice_radon
Lol, are you just guessing or do you actually do these things? because most of them are terrible ideas. :P
i cwouldnt know.... perfect record :p
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Krazy_duck
Pff...perfectionist. I sit at 1-3. 25% success rate...>_>
My reaction is something like this:
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