How do you take off your shirt? ;)

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#1 tofu-lion91
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There's a shirt thread about so OT, how do you take off yours? ;) Yes, this is as creepy as it sounds :P

1: Behind the back

Grab back of shirt, pull over head and off arms.

2: Off one arm

Pull one arm out of sleeve, pull shirt over head and other arm out of other sleeve.

3: Arms folded

Fold arms, grab shirt and bring over head and out of arms.

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#2 TheSystemLord1
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I do from behind the back so the girl I'm with can watch my muscles explode (rofl) Every girl I'm with does it by folding their arms. Very cute.
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#3 rcignoni
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Edit: Realized I actually do it from the back. I'm an idiot xD

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#4 aaronmullan
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You fly devil, Tofu. I use the behind collar, and one arm technique. I've been using the behind collar more lately, though.
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#5 Serraph105
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in the most sexy way possible of course. slowly and with stripper playing in the background.

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#6 Dark_Knight6
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Depends. Most of the time, I do the arm method. Other times, I'll pull up from the bottom of my shirt or from the collar of my shirt.

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#7 Pinkyimp
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From the back. One arm at a time it too much work when i can just pull the thing off me and have it ready to wear the next time.

Whats that?, why yes, i am that lazy.

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#8 Twinny1990
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I turn on some nice techno music start dancing and take it off slowly.
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#9 Juggernaut140
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I actually don't know the answer to this question :?
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#10 JC346
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I use behind the back.
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#11 MgamerBD
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I just flex and my shirt bursts off...yeah im that damned sexy. But seriously I do the one arm thing...
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#12 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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Cute illustrations! :P I pretty much always do it like the second picture.
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#13 awesomeray
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i do the one arm thing
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#14 tbone29
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Like this:  Sure am running outta shirts though :?
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#15 Gallion-Beast
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in the most sexy way possible of course. slowly and with stripper playing in the background.

Serraph105
What is the stripper playing?
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#16 michael_1234576
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from the back mostly but I have been known to be quite creative in the ways I remove clothing
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#17 Theokhoth
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I press "play" on my radio to play I'm Too Sexy, and then I remove my shirt to the beat.

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#18 194197844077667059316682358889
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Rip it, then make my pecs dance
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#19 Sajedene
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I voted wrong! I didn't realize I clicked the one below arms folded. Lol. But I take my shirt off arms folded at the front and lift and off! It works out that it goes inside out too since I do all my laundry like that.
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#20 bazookajoe19
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scissors

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#21 Akawoa
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I grab the back of my shirt. It doesn't get inside out that way and with practice yo can do it very fast.

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#22 wii4panta
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I take a chainsaw and rip it off my body.
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#23 Serraph105
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[QUOTE="Gallion-Beast"][QUOTE="Serraph105"]

in the most sexy way possible of course. slowly and with stripper playing in the background.

What is the stripper playing?

on the off chance this is not a joke stripper is the name of the song
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#24 tofu-lion91
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You fly devil, Tofu. I use the behind collar, and one arm technique. I've been using the behind collar more lately, though.aaronmullan
Mixing things up eh? ;) I've always done the one arm thing...
in the most sexy way possible of course. slowly and with stripper playing in the background.Serraph105
Pics or...screw it, send me pics :lol:
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#25 Sethgecko82
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Um, you stole my topic! JUST KIDDING, I am glad I inspired you.
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#26 wii4panta
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Oh and if my chainsaw isn't working I just pull the front collar.
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#27 Serraph105
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Um, you stole my topic! JUST KIDDING, I am glad I inspired you.Sethgecko82
I thik she stole the whole OT
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#28 xxxAdvocatexxx
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sometimes it happens like this...

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#29 enterawesome
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I just rip it in half from the middle, and then the rest tears off, as they are too tight for my bulging muscles.
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#30 Lord_Daemon
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I ask girls this same thing all the time but all I do is get slapped or have a long uncomfortable talk with a police officer.

As for me I typically grab the collar and pull the shirt up over my face and then grab the bottom the shirt and pull it up and over my head while turning it inside out. I wash most of my clothes this way (especially T-shirts) as it puts less wear on their designs or logos.

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#31 aaronmullan
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Rip it, then make my pecs dancexaos
Pics or it didn't happen :x
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#32 tofu-lion91
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[QUOTE="Serraph105"] I thik she stole the whole OT

In the good way? :oops:
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#33 deactivated-583e5f64e0a7e
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I dig this thread, nice concept. I take of my shirt behind the back. My wife takes hers of from the front. Weirdo.
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#34 Foggel
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[QUOTE="Serraph105"]

in the most sexy way possible of course. slowly and with stripper playing in the background.

Gallion-Beast
What is the stripper playing?

Herself, I guess. I do the behind the back thing, only with one arm.
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#35 GAMESHARQ
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Like This - http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5833205

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#36 St_JimmyX
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Quick question, what would be the best way to take off your shirt? I always end up stretching the collar, and it looks ridiculous after a while.

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#37 cousin_eddy
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behind the back.
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#38 Dystopian-X
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Spinning around.
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#39 tofu-lion91
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I dig this thread, nice concept. LukeAF24
Don't make me feel worse for blatently ripping a current thread :lol:
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#40 KcurtorMas
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I prefer from the collar. That way, the shirt wont be inside out the next time I put it on. I hate that. Nicediagrams by the way, lol.

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#41 Teenaged
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Number 3.

Great illustrations!

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#42 D3nnyCrane
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Usually a one handed behind the head rip. Unless I'm doing a show, then I throw in all sorts of terrible unsexy hip gyrations and stuff. Or if I'm about to fight to the death. Then I just rip it.
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#43 BumFluff122
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like a dress.
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#44 aaronmullan
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[QUOTE="aaronmullan"]You fly devil, Tofu. I use the behind collar, and one arm technique. I've been using the behind collar more lately, though.tofu-lion91
Mixing things up eh? ;) I've always done the one arm thing...

I wonder if there is one of those personality things for the way you take your shirt off. Like how you personality is depending on which way you sleep.. WE GOT A MYSTERY :o
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#45 MAILER_DAEMON
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Well most of the time... none of those. I only use the one arm method if it doesn't want to come off, usually due to sweat. Most of the time I actually grab the front of my collar with my index and middle fingers then pull, and by the time it's off, my thumb's grabbed it in the back. Hm. First time I've really thought about it... that thing was off and on the floor in a second. :?
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#46 tbone29
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Like This - http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5833205

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#47 tofu-lion91
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Quick question, what would be the best way to take off your shirt? I always end up stretching the collar, and it looks ridiculous after a whileSt_JimmyX
I dunno, with my way it strains the pit of one sleeve - I've got t-shirts with small holes there from stretching the material too often. And I saw that avatar on DeviantART today, good find ;)
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#48 MuddVader
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Like I said, I take one sleeve off and than my other arm and my head at the same time.

I'm surprised no one is saying
"I dont take off my own shirts, women take my shirt off for me 8)"

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#49 markop2003
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Other - i pull it off from the neck
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#50 fmacraze
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arm method. tc, you're awesome *hug*