How does a guy win over a girls heart?

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#1 fmacraze
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girl advice. not for me. but you don't believe that.

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#2 avatar_genius
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Save her from bear gangsters.

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#4 blackngold29
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With chivalry.
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#5 cyberdarkkid
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Just cut through her chest and extract the heart from her body.
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#6 StaticPenguin
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Appeal to her interests or just communicate with her.

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#7 KHfanboy2
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By posting about it in GS OT.

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#8 6_volts
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Through her parents, just have sex with them and you're in.
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#9 hokies1313
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Save her from bear gangsters.

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This is true. She'll love you for ever. Better answer: Be yourself. Don't be a jerk though.
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#10 turbotoby95
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Be charming and funny :)
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#11 ieatnoobs18
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Well, duhhh...You beat her captor in video games. Then she has to love you.
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#12 DarknessLion
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Fight to the death
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#13 chAzN93
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make her love you
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#14 Taylor_B
Member since 2009 • 905 Posts
Use apostrophes to show ownership? Lol. I can't really give advice on a situation I know nothing about. Give more details, and I'll be more than happy to try to help : )
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#15 deon99
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use jail poetry.
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#16 revoscloud
Member since 2009 • 1167 Posts

Love letters dude.

Hide them in her locker.

Next to a condom of course ;)

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#17 Lethalhazard
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You must study the female species. They're very rare creatures amongst the internet, so you must observe them in your natural habitat. I usually start by pulling out my binoculars outside of any given clothing store on Saturday.
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#18 fidosim
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With a lot of money.
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#19 awssk8er716
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Take a bullet for her... that definitely always works, but there's one problem with it...

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#20 rickybobby38
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I'll go with the classic way to win her heart... do a barrel roll.

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#21 SpaceMoose
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Own a mansion. There are various other things that depend on the girl in question but that seems to work on pretty much all of them. :lol:

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#22 avatar_genius
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On a serious note, girls pretty much decide whether they like you or not, no matter how hard you try, if the answer is no, there's nothing you can do to convince her otherwise.

Your friend is just better off being himself and not trying too hard.

Maybe he should tell a girl he thinks she's cute. That's not a bad start, and it's not too imposing.

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#23 deactivated-58b6232955e4a
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With an axe.................... :P
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#24 MgamerBD
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First you have to win a compeitition the prize will be the girls heart on a plate :twisted:
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#25 GodofBigMacs
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Just cut through her chest and extract the heart from her body.cyberdarkkid
Watch out for the Aorta, though. Almost got Reagan.
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#26 Asneakyshoe
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Touch her shoulder...

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#27 JustPlainLucas
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Club over the head, or chlorform and duct tape.
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#28 videogamer456
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By knowing obscure facts about the Jonas Brothers.

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#29 df853
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With a lot of money.fidosim
Yeah, if you have a 6 figure job you'll win most likely. 7 figures and there's no question. hehe, j/k :)

What will really get you all the gals is spinners on your car. I'm thinking I'll get those added after I replace the shattered side window, replace the bashed in door, and wire back on the muffler. And some of the rust spots have rusted all the way through so you can see out of them. I am not sure how to fix those.

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#30 avatar_genius
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You can't really win a girl's heart.

A girl will either like you or she won't.

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#31 SpaceMoose
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...What will really get you all the gals is spinners on your car... df853

I hope that was meant to be ironic but I have my doubts.

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#32 RobboElRobbo
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#33 Mr_Manikin52
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Impress her with a keybroard solo!

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#34 CreepingDeath_
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Show her your Yugioh cards. Or play her My Heart Will Go On on the banjo.
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#35 biggest_loser
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girl advice. not for me. but you don't believe that.

fmacraze
How did that friend of yours go? Did you tell the girl he likes her yet? You better have mister!! As for your question: most girls will say that it is just there. It helps to be good looking I guess. That is like the foundation. That will be your first impression. To make it last longer than a week (or a night) one must be cooth, caring and kind. It helps to surprise girls with gifts and to also be sensitive to their needs.
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#36 ChicaQueenWarGa
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[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

Save her from bear gangsters.

hokies1313
This is true. She'll love you for ever.

Still waiting for my knight to fly in through the window, and protect me from evil bear gangsters.
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#37 hokies1313
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[QUOTE="hokies1313"][QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

Save her from bear gangsters.

ChicaQueenWarGa
This is true. She'll love you for ever.

Still waiting for my knight to fly in through the window, and protect me from evil bear gangsters.

Are there bear gangsters afoot? I mean, if their aren't you may be waiting a while.
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#38 Gemini_Red
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How? Don't know, but I think a good first step is to not ask a bunch of strangers on a gaming website.

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#39 howlrunner13
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Never be yourself, it never works.

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#40 NecroKvltMuffin
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Serenade her with a Gorguts song
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#41 killab2oo5
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Chocolates and roses usually work.
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#42 JPOBS
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be better looking.
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#43 ProtestTheJOEL
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be funny, but not try to hard funny. I dont mean to toot my own horn but comedy comes naturally to me and I am usually the "funny guy" in the group. Chicks dig it 8)
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[QUOTE="hokies1313"][QUOTE="ChicaQueenWarGa"][QUOTE="hokies1313"] This is true. She'll love you for ever.

Still waiting for my knight to fly in through the window, and protect me from evil bear gangsters.

Are there bear gangsters afoot? I mean, if their aren't you may be waiting a while.

GS advice lied to me. *insert the brown picture of GS dating service*
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#45 avatar_genius
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[QUOTE="hokies1313"][QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

Save her from bear gangsters.

ChicaQueenWarGa

This is true. She'll love you for ever.

Still waiting for my knight to fly in through the window, and protect me from evil bear gangsters.

Still waiting for bear gangsters to show up so you need a knight to fly in through your window to save you.

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#46 hokies1313
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[QUOTE="ChicaQueenWarGa"] GS advice lied to me. *insert the brown picture of GS dating service*

Apologies, but one can't save you unless there are bear gangsters threatening you.
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#47 zeorshadow19
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Money. And lots of it! :D

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#48 im_mr_brown
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Take her dog hostage for ransom.
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#49 kaskus
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Just be true to yourself... grab every oppurtunity you have to be able to be with her and comfort her.

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#50 BayAreaX
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many things either -money -save her from generic thugs -chivalry