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#51 mark4091
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llike a hundred? they're only 5.
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#52 Aznsilvrboy
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20 - 30...just one punch each will do.
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#53 UrbanSpartan125
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llike a hundred? they're only 5.mark4091
The combined weight of 100, 5 year olds is something like 4000 lbs.
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#54 darcom1
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mmmm 100000000000000000 , just give a good full automatic weapon and 100000000000099999 bullets mmmm in case i miss some of them
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#55 playstation2004
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100.

All I need to do is Falco Punch all of them :|

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#56 Zero-Pirate
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[QUOTE="Zero-Pirate"]Yes, it is a lot of weight. Especially when you consider that there will be others pushing in behind them. But they will not push towards you too hard because the pressure will hurt them far more than it would hurt me. They are surrounding me and they only come up to my waist. What are they going to do? Hold me up?

Now that I think about it, I could just sit there and wait until they all pass out from the pressure of those pushing in from behind, then take out the ones on the outside.

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You do realize they will most likely be biting, scratching, slapping, punching, kicking, pinching you all this time right?

The ones in my immediate area could be taken out with elbows. Then they would act like a barrier between me and the others.

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#57 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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Probably 2 or 3 hundred.
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#58 xtn702
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30-40
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#59 Media_geek20
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About 30 or 40. What I would do is knock one out immediately, pick them up, and use he/she/it as a mace and knock the rest down.
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#60 nintendo_fan675
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I wouldn't want to fight them

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#61 DJ-Lafleur
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I could take on thousands! All you have to do is say that they have been bad little children and tell them that they get no stickers, then take em out while they don't feel special About themselves anymore.

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#62 Aida-Virus
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I could probably take ten or so of the little kiddos. They're pretty fast and chasing 'em down would be hell.
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#63 rohver
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What if they get a kick at my you know what....then I guess one would be more than enough
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#64 Bryn5774
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What if they get a kick at my you know what....then I guess one would be more than enoughrohver

You have a cup.

At any rate, given my 10 years of martial arts training, as well as my moderately less than impressive physical condition at this point, I would say as many as it takes to create a sufficient barrier to tunnel them in to me 1 at a time. Then they would die... :-D

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#65 smallcaplegend
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if they all came at once 50 if they come in waves, 100, football has prepared me well. I'll punt them to kingdom come.
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#66 -AK47-
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if one at a time then like 50. If they all come at me at the same time then 10.
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#67 greenprince
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I wouldn't even consider hitting one. Unless they are Zombies then thats a different story.
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#68 353535355353535
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3 or 4. im not strong, and the combat power if a unit is the amount of troops squared.

in that case, I think I could take about 5, maybe 6

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#69 PanPizza15
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Does it count as a weapon if I grab one kid and use him as a bat?
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#70 Kikouken
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I'm trained in judo and tkd so taking on 5 year olds would be no problem. maybe...30-35ish?
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#71 Deku_Grumble
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I don't know... that's dangerous. All the 5 year olds I know are always sick, you know? Like constant coughing and colds...
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#72 Denjin_hadouken
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I could of sworn i read a thread similar to this one a while ago.......months ago... i could probably take on 200 at once.
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#73 leandra12
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What the heck am I supposed to do with the cup?

I could take about thirty, I'll just trick them to look at the flying pig or something ;)

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#74 holdenlowe
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The thing is, only a couple of kids can take you at once as the others are behind them. This gives you the advantage of not being swarmed. So I'm saying that knocking kids out I could take 30-40 of them, snapping their necks (they would be unconscious) I could take way more.
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#75 luke1889
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Probably no more than 10. :lol: