How many children do you plan on having?

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#101 TheAngryPelican
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I only want two so if I have anymore than two I will put up all of the kids I have after that up for adoption.
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#102 worlock77
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I only want two so if I have anymore than two I will put up all of the kids I have after that up for adoption.TheAngryPelican

Or you could take steps to ensure that you don't have anymore than that, rather than creating more children then abandoning them.

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#103 rawsavon
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I only want two so if I have anymore than two I will put up all of the kids I have after that up for adoption.TheAngryPelican
I would think having a competition to see who is worth to stay a better idea than that
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#104 raven_squad
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[QUOTE="TheAngryPelican"]I only want two so if I have anymore than two I will put up all of the kids I have after that up for adoption.rawsavon
I would think having a competition to see who is worth to stay a better idea than that

A battle royale?
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#105 ProjectClash
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I don't plan on having any kids any time soon.

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#106 ragek1ll589
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None or two. I'm still in school and marriage isn't in my plans for the forseeeable future so I haven't really given this much thought. It would be something my future wife and I would obviously have to discuss.

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#107 TheAngryPelican
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[QUOTE="TheAngryPelican"]I only want two so if I have anymore than two I will put up all of the kids I have after that up for adoption.worlock77

Or you could take steps to ensure that you don't have anymore than that, rather than creating more children then abandoning them.

I am not going to do that, I would want in the future to be able to have more children if change my mind.
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#108 TheAngryPelican
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[QUOTE="TheAngryPelican"]I only want two so if I have anymore than two I will put up all of the kids I have after that up for adoption.rawsavon
I would think having a competition to see who is worth to stay a better idea than that

That is a good idea, so are you suggesting only keeping two of the fittest kids and have the others fight to the death ?
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#109 killerkool07
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zero no interest in children or anything they do if i do it will be in my thirties because if what career i want plus i want to experience life before childs

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#110 staindcoldlp
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Zero. I absolutely loathe and despise children.

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#111 worlock77
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[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="TheAngryPelican"]I only want two so if I have anymore than two I will put up all of the kids I have after that up for adoption.TheAngryPelican

Or you could take steps to ensure that you don't have anymore than that, rather than creating more children then abandoning them.

I am not going to do that, I would want in the future to be able to have more children if change my mind.

So you'd leave a bunch of children parentless to become wards of the state and a burden on society, or to be raised in foster homes under God knows what kind of conditions, rather than take some personal responsibility?

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#112 mmwmwmmwmwmm
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Zero. My girlfriend wanted four. We are not together anymore.
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#113 194197844077667059316682358889
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So you'd leave a bunch of children parentless to become wards of the state and a burden on society, or to be raised in foster homes under God knows what kind of conditions, rather than take some personal responsibility?

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#114 TheAngryPelican
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[QUOTE="TheAngryPelican"][QUOTE="worlock77"]

Or you could take steps to ensure that you don't have anymore than that, rather than creating more children then abandoning them.

worlock77

I am not going to do that, I would want in the future to be able to have more children if change my mind.

So you'd leave a bunch of children parentless to become wards of the state and a burden on society, or to be raised in foster homes under God knows what kind of conditions, rather than take some personal responsibility?

I would not be that cruel, I would personally screen adoptive parents and find them a home before they would be born.
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#115 legend26
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I dont plan on having kids for a long time, but when i do i would like maybe 2

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#116 fastesttruck
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The way things are going none. Which is fine with me
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#117 TehFuneral
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The thought of having kids terrifies me :?

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#118 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="TheAngryPelican"]I only want two so if I have anymore than two I will put up all of the kids I have after that up for adoption.TheAngryPelican
I would think having a competition to see who is worth to stay a better idea than that

That is a good idea, so are you suggesting only keeping two of the fittest kids and have the others fight to the death ?

They all fight to the death...you keep the last two standing. You can always make more combatants
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#119 TheAngryPelican
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[QUOTE="TheAngryPelican"][QUOTE="rawsavon"] I would think having a competition to see who is worth to stay a better idea than thatrawsavon
That is a good idea, so are you suggesting only keeping two of the fittest kids and have the others fight to the death ?

They all fight to the death...you keep the last two standing. You can always make more combatants

Genius ! Do you have any more genius ideas ? I mean I never would of thought about that, I was just about to give them up for adoption and out of no where you came up with this idea !
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#120 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="TheAngryPelican"]That is a good idea, so are you suggesting only keeping two of the fittest kids and have the others fight to the death ? TheAngryPelican
They all fight to the death...you keep the last two standing. You can always make more combatants

Genius ! Do you have any more genius ideas ? I mean I never would of thought about that, I was just about to give them up for adoption and out of no where you came up with this idea !

Why not grind up the winners and feed them to the losers to transfer their superiority, and continue this process until you have ubermensches?
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#121 foxhound_fox
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No more than two biological, and no more than four in total. Gender doesn't matter much.

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#122 DaBlastaMasta
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Two seems to be the perfect number for me. A boy and a girl. I think I would adopt.

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#123 rawsavon
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I think I would adopt.

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#124 medic36
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I've been donating my sperm for 30 years so I have a little over 231 offsprings. No females. Me and my sons are taking over.

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#125 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="DaBlastaMasta"]I think I would adopt.

rawsavon

I am not really into cleaning up other people's messes

... Nah, I'll let that one sail on by :P
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#126 sukraj
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We have two...... My job is done.

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I also have two so job done i suppose.

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#127 DJ_Lae
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Two. Any less and I'm not doing a good job of continuing my superior genes into the future - any more and I'm contributing to world overpopulation.
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#128 Tomemogus
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I'm taking family guys advice on this one and I'm gonna have as many as I can cause thats more of a chance one will become rich and pay for all my needs.

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#129 DaBlastaMasta
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[QUOTE="DaBlastaMasta"]I think I would adopt.

rawsavon

I am not really into cleaning up other people's messes

Did you just call my future family a mess? How dare you! :x:P

But seriously, adoption just seems like the best option for me.

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#130 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="DaBlastaMasta"]

[QUOTE="rawsavon"]

[QUOTE="DaBlastaMasta"]I think I would adopt.

I am not really into cleaning up other people's messes

Did you just call my future family a mess? How dare you! :x:P

But seriously, adoption just seems like the best option for me.

Well I wish I was able to make a mess for you to cean up then :P
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#131 Buttmonkey9000
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If I ever had kids, i'd only want one I guess...
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#132 yugiohfan99
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Two. Probably.

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#133 wii60_3
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10 of course
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#134 Alter_Echo
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None.

After having the worst father ever i think i would do a pretty good job though. I just dont see myself meeting a woman whom i would want to be the mother of my children.

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#135 xhellcatx
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I have 2 and 2 is enough. I do not want any more.
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#136 horgen  Moderator
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More than 1... Whether that be 2 or 5 I don't know.
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#137 CannedWorms
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Ideally 3, with each one 8 years apart.

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#138 nikola96
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one,two..who knows

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#139 C-Lee
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I think 2. No more than 3, though.
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#140 KeredsBlaze
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i hope i get one of each
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#141 Chickan_117
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[QUOTE="TheAngryPelican"][QUOTE="rawsavon"] I would think having a competition to see who is worth to stay a better idea than thatrawsavon
That is a good idea, so are you suggesting only keeping two of the fittest kids and have the others fight to the death ?

They all fight to the death...you keep the last two standing. You can always make more combatants

This is awesome! Reminds me of the spartans in 300. Plus it ensures you get plenty of "special hugs" time to make all the combatants.

Just remember to name your kids with Street Fighterish names like Zangief :D Nothing worse than a DEATHMATCH BLOODBATH ROYALE between Terence and Geoffrey. Lol