How many ways can this board say "Over 9000?"

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#1 Aradae2357
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My last post got locked for "Dispruptive Posting." I'm not really sure why but I think it was because it was just my opening post asking you all to solve it without telling you the punchline. So I'm taking it in a different direction with this topic.

How many ways (mathematically) can you say "Over 9000". There are probably a million of them and I want to see how clever these fora can be. For those who aren't really educated in the higher math just go with what you know:

9x*sin(90) > 81000

1/x > 1/9000

etc.

Have Fun!

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#2 allnamestaken
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^ 9000

That's the best I've got.

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#3 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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Over 9,000 times. >__> 9,000 +1.
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#4 krazykillaz
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This is just a guess, but I think we could say it in over 9000 different ways.
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#5 krazykillaz
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Over 9,000 times. >__> 9,000 +1. jaydough
Figures that I wouldn't be the first.
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#6 VacantPsalm
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X > 9000? Did I win? :?
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#7 Aradae2357
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X > 9000? Did I win? :?VacantPsalm

that's one way...

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#8 KHfanboy2
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How many ways, you ask? OVER 9000!
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#9 Aradae2357
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oops a little mistake in one of my examples

1/x < 1/9000

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#10 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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And 9,000 + 2. >__>
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#11 Sora529
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X>9000

And...Um... That's all I've got. I should be able to this, I'm in friggin' Calculus...

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#12 skinnypete91
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>9000.

Over 9000.

Erm... yeah.

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#13 CJL13
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It's
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9000
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#14 Aradae2357
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sigh...

take the basic equation x > 9000 and do things to both sides of the equation.

x^2 > 9000x

x^2 - 900> 9000x - 900

(x - 30)(x + 30) > 900(10x - 1)

(x - 30) / (10x - 1) > 900 / (x + 30)

easy

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#15 Ezgam3r
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-x < -9000

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#16 iusm78
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Is this for an assignment or something?
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#17 LostProphetFLCL
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It's
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9000CJL13

Damn you stole my idea!!!!!

Ummm let me improve here:

The object in question

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9,000

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#18 fmacraze
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Plus que neuf mille

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That's French if you haven't realized

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#19 -KinGz-
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Math? meh, but you know what? MAS DE NUEVE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL!!!
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#20 Aradae2357
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x dollars are greater than 5,728.83 euros.
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#21 xSIZEMATTER
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Okay this thread is lame, I say we just eat the cake and then leave.....
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#22 Hewkii
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I say, old chap, we've reached beyond the nine thousandth area.
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#23 Aradae2357
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eh, I guess I expected a little too much out of this board. I hoped it was going to be like an xkcd forum thread that got several pages showing different ways to represent "1" but then again those are the people who love doing this stuff.

Math, Science, and Computers are my life and I had hoped there were more people here that liked it as much as I.

Anyways I have one more before I admit this thread as an epic failure. x > 9 * 2 ^ 10

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#24 The_Ish
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This is just a guess, but I think we could say it in over 9000 different ways.krazykillaz

I would hope not, your guess ignores one of the fundamental truths about numbers.

There are infinite ways to represent the number 9000. Take, for example:

9000 + 1 > 9000

9000 + 0.5 > 9000

9000 + 9^2 > 9000

9000 + x > 9000 when x > 0

9000x > 9000 when x > 1

As long as you add something to 9000 or multiply it by something greater than 1, it will be "over 9000". Since numbers go on forever, there are an infinite number of ways to represent "over 9000".

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#25 Aradae2357
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9000 + x > 9000

9000x > 9000

The_Ish

only if in the first case x > 0 or in the second case x > 1

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#26 The_Ish
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[QUOTE="The_Ish"]



9000 + x > 9000

9000x > 9000

Aradae2357

only if in the first case x > 0 or in the second case x > 1

Yeah, I noticed my mistake as soon as I saw my post and went back and edited. Embarassing mistake. :oops:

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#27 Aradae2357
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x > goku's power level

thus by transitive law of inequalities

x > 9000

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#28 iusm78
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I've got one.

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#29 south411
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over 9000!?!? there you go :D
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#30 Overrated_Hero
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Plus que 9000.

Theres one more way we can say it.

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#31 GabuEx
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The mod who locked it left a note saying that it was the "over 9000" bit that caused it to be locked. Hence, this is probably even worse. :P
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#32 MAILER_DAEMON
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This is why we have Ask the Mods-- assumptions are very bad things. :| When a thread gets locked, it doesn't mean you can suddenly make another one.