How often do you go to pray?

never

I don't pray, I hate going to churches when friends/family invite me because everyone has their head done with their eyes closed, and instead of just doing what everyone else is doing, I look to see if anyone else is doing what I'm doing.

Of course I pray. I don't care how athiestic you claim to be, when you're playing Mario Kart online, with only a few seconds from the finish line and the blue-shell buzzer going off, you're going to ask Jesus, Allah AND Buddah to let you make it that last few feet ;).

I pray to the one true God: Lee Van Cleef.

All other deities are invalid.

I pray when I need answers, even if it comes from subconscious. It helps. I don't go anywhere, I don't follow any religion.

I pray to Charles Darwin pretty much every day.

Of course I pray. I don't care how athiestic you claim to be, when you're playing Mario Kart online, with only a few seconds from the finish line and the blue-shell buzzer going off, you're going to ask Jesus, Allah AND Buddah to let you make it that last few feet ;).

parduebenjamin

Everyone should pray to God once in a while and thank him for blessing you with life on this beautiful earth Bucked20

Though Lee Van Cleef did not bless us with life (that was due to evolution, birth, etc.), I pray to Him every other week and thank Him for giving us a spectacular set of screen performances.

Everyone should pray to God once in a while and thank him for blessing you with life on this beautiful earth Bucked20

A few times per week.

[QUOTE="Bucked20"]Everyone should pray to God once in a while and thank him for blessing you with life on this beautiful earth PernicioEnigma

Given that Keanu is the One Immortal God and he doesn't like to be put on the spotlight for the creation of the universe, I doubt any of us should do that.

Then again, this is coming from a member of the Lee Van Cleef sect.

i do not believe in god palJML897

ha. he called you pal.

more like f*ckpalface.

I don't belive in god, I just give money to charity.

I pray to the one true God: Lee Van Cleef.

All other deities are invalid.

THE_DRUGGIE

more like f*ckpalface.

Optical_Order

What the fvck am I reading?

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Though Lee Van Cleef did not bless us with life (that was due to evolution, birth, etc.), I pray to Him every other week and thank Him for giving us a spectacular set of screen performances.

THE_DRUGGIE

[QUOTE="Bucked20"]Everyone should pray to God once in a while and thank him for blessing you with life on this beautiful earth PernicioEnigma

You better thank God for putting him on earth

Bucked20

But Keanu is a humble man and I don't want to trouble him.

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[QUOTE="Bucked20"] You better thank God for putting him on earth [QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"][QUOTE="Bucked20"]Everyone should pray to God once in a while and thank him for blessing you with life on this beautiful earth Bucked20

Even people who don't think God's responsible for any of that?THE_DRUGGIE

i belive in base god, why he won't **** my **** i don't understand

I'm in a state of constant meditative prayer, as I commune with HIM. (It always sounds better when you say, "HIM", like yah know 'em.)

@Bucked20: Your ignorance of The One True Way is fathomless. You need to turn yourself over to HIM, and pray that you're not found WANTING.Frame_Dragger

you pray to the show How I Met Your Mother?

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"]I'm in a state of constant meditative prayer, as I commune with HIM. (It always sounds better when you say, "HIM", like yah know 'em.)

@Bucked20: Your ignorance of The One True Way is fathomless. You need to turn yourself over to HIM, and pray that you're not found WANTING.

you pray to the show How I Met Your Mother?

[QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"][QUOTE="Bucked20"] They should pray for even being able to think there is no God

Frame_Dragger

I agree they should be very happy/thankful for being alive, but why should they express that religiously if they aren't religious?

How will I know when God has "touched" my "soul"? Could you describe the feeling so I don't miss it?

[QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"][QUOTE="Bucked20"] They should pray for even being able to think there is no God

Frame_Dragger

You clearly do not understand the proper Way Of The Cleef.

For Cleef came hither upon this ragged land, and gazed His piercing gaze upon the denizens of the world, without saying a word. Without pause, His mighty iron brought forth a fire, but did not burn those touched by it like a normal fire, but instead mended their inner turmoils with the heat of His love, for He was truly the Best In The West.

Amen.

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I agree they should be very happy/thankful for being alive, but why should they express that religiously if they aren't religious?

How will I know when God has "touched" my "soul"? Could you describe the feeling so I don't miss it?

I'm a muslim, so I do five daily traditional prayers wherein the Qur'an is recited and there are numerous bows and prostrations. I usually do numerous supplications as well; these can be made at any time (i.e. "Oh God, please help me pass this test!"). Prayer is very important to me, but there's definitely a such thing as going overboard. I don't spend my free time in a cave, with a robe on, chanting mantras for hours on end, for example.

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[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"] Until you feel HIS touch upon YOUR soul, you can't possibly understand. Pray on this.Frame_Dragger

How will I know when God has "touched" my "soul"? Could you describe the feeling so I don't miss it?

It actually feels like bags of sand.

A couple times a day.

I'm a muslim, so I do five daily traditional prayers wherein the Qur'an is recited and there are numerous bows and prostrations. I usually do numerous supplications as well; these can be made at any time (i.e. "Oh God, please help me pass this test!"). Prayer is very important to me, but there's definitely a such thing as going overboard. I don't spend my free time in a cave, with a robe on, chanting mantras for hours on end, for example.

dracula_16

I sing the hymns of the old gods while feasting in the mead halls of Valhalla

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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"] Even people who don't think God's responsible for any of that?PernicioEnigma

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"][QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"]

How will I know when God has "touched" my "soul"? Could you describe the feeling so I don't miss it?

It actually feels like bags of sand.

[QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"][QUOTE="Bucked20"] They should pray for even being able to think there is no God

Bucked20

I will never betray The Cleef for a silly experiment.

[QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"][QUOTE="Bucked20"] They should pray for even being able to think there is no God

Bucked20

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[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"] You will say the words, in the tongue of the divine that is recorded in the bones of the earth: "a ma la ge zen ba dam gal nun ka aria su su na an da..." Saying this, you will know the feeling, become the feeling, and walk with HIM.Frame_Dragger

It actually feels like bags of sand.

I believe.

[QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"][QUOTE="Bucked20"] They should pray for even being able to think there is no God

Bucked20

I personally have and... Nothing! Hardly surprising, though I'm sure someone will tell me you must believe for it to work, as if God's purposely holding out on me because I don't believe in him. You'd think he'd be more mature than to do that.

[QUOTE="Bucked20"][QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"] I agree they should be very happy/thankful for being alive, but why should they express that religiously if they aren't religious? PernicioEnigma

I personally have and... Nothing! Hardly surprising, though I'm sure someone will tell me you must believe for it to work, as if God's purposely holding out on me because I don't believe in him. You'd think he'd be more mature than to do that.

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[QUOTE="Bucked20"] Maybe they can experiment with it see what happens Frame_Dragger

I personally have and... Nothing! Hardly surprising, though I'm sure someone will tell me you must believe for it to work, as if God's purposely holding out on me because I don't believe in him. You'd think he'd be more mature than to do that.

That's the Easter Bunny.

I pray to Based God everyday. Biitches on his dick cause he looks like Jesus.

[QUOTE="Frame_Dragger"][QUOTE="PernicioEnigma"]

I personally have and... Nothing! Hardly surprising, though I'm sure someone will tell me you must believe for it to work, as if God's purposely holding out on me because I don't believe in him. You'd think he'd be more mature than to do that.

That's the Easter Bunny.

I stopped a while ago. Even when I was involved with the church, I rarely actually prayed outside of church.

He never seemed like he was listening.

But that was then and now I can move past that and know that I don't have to pretend he's there anymore.