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We seriously... seriously.... OKAY REALLY BADLY need a stickied age thread. I'm going to be posting my age every day for the remainder of my internet life.
And surprisingly yes, I'm *still* 19.
I'm 32. I'm a married white male. I enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling with kittens and spending time with my sons. When I'm not killing people across state lines, I also like to crochette famous mass murders into throw pillows. :oops:CIoud_S
You available on Friday, jk
[QUOTE="CIoud_S"]I'm 32. I'm a married white male. I enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling with kittens and spending time with my sons. When I'm not killing people across state lines, I also like to crochette famous mass murders into throw pillows. :oops:Shenmue_Jehuty
You available on Friday, jk
He's married to me. You can't have him.
[QUOTE="CIoud_S"]I'm 32. I'm a married white male. I enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling with kittens and spending time with my sons. When I'm not killing people across state lines, I also like to crochette famous mass murders into throw pillows. :oops:Shenmue_Jehuty
You available on Friday, jk
rofl I like how you added jk, as if some people might think you were serious.14 years old, so young.ZaerynI joined GameSpot when I was 14. Only had about 70 posts and thought that was a lot. You certainly proved that wrong with over 4000.
Ok, I'll admit it I lied on my app. I jumped the gun. I'm not 32 till the last day of this month. But everything else is true. Anyone want to go on a date with me in a secluded place? :oops:CIoud_S
You'd have to divorce me first. You said you lied about your age, not our marriage.
86, now c'mere sonny! show nana some love :oops:Pearl_of_Egypt
MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! *horrified*
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]86, now c'mere sonny! show nana some love :oops:CIoud_SAww yeah, gimme some of that plastic hip lovin' :oops:
just let me get my dentures ;)
[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]babycakes read the rest of the posts first. You know we can't become a crazed serial killing duo if you're always blowing our cover. Sheesh. >_>You'd have to divorce me first. You said you lied about your age, not our marriage.
CIoud_S
I did read it. But why must we live in lies? 8cries*
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]86, now c'mere sonny! show nana some love :oops:MissRiotmaker
MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! *horrified*
what's the matter honey? momma needs some lovin too! daddy hasn't been up to par lately ;)
Is it a coincidence that almost all the age/post a pic of yourself threads usually degenerate into playful flirting?TongHua
I turned the sour skittles of death thread into a playful flirt too. It's a good thing.
[QUOTE="Pearl_of_Egypt"]No teeth. It's special that way :oops:just let me get my dentures ;)
CIoud_S
gotcha sweet cheeks ;)
[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]Fine, we'll jsut have to settle for a mass shooting instead Is that okay snookums?I did read it. But why must we live in lies? 8cries*
CIoud_S
Oh fine. I thought maybe we could settle down with our sons. But I guess mass murder will have to do.
[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]You're cheating on me? Hussie! :shock:I turned the sour skittles of death thread into a playful flirt too. It's a good thing.
CIoud_S
To be honest I'm cheating on him too. And on the guy I'm cheating on him for too. You know our neighbours? Yeah... him too.
[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]Oh fine. I thought maybe we could settle down with our sons. But I guess mass murder will have to do.CIoud_SI didn't know you wanted to settle. That's so sweet! I'll be coming home early tonight for a little sumn sumn so be ready. :oops:
Woohoo! I'll make sure the leather and whips are ready for when you get home.
Boy this topic went horribly off topic quickly :PCutekitten6_18
It's my secret fetish. I like derailing sensible topics.
To be honest I'm cheating on him too. And on the guy I'm cheating on him for too. You know our neighbours? Yeah... him too.MissRiotmakerThat's okay....to be fair I really should get something off my chest. You know that little thing you do when you squeel like a cowgirl. Lets jsut say it's hereditary. Both your mom and sisters do the same thing.
[QUOTE="Cutekitten6_18"]Boy this topic went horribly off topic quickly :PMissRiotmaker
It's my secret fetish. I like derailing sensible topics.
lol :P It can be fun sometimes[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]To be honest I'm cheating on him too. And on the guy I'm cheating on him for too. You know our neighbours? Yeah... him too.CIoud_SThat's okay....to be fair I really should get something off my chest. You know that little thing you do when you squeel like a cowgirl. Lets jsut say it's hereditary. Both your mom and sisters do the same thing.
he's right you know :oops:
[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]To be honest I'm cheating on him too. And on the guy I'm cheating on him for too. You know our neighbours? Yeah... him too.CIoud_SThat's okay....to be fair I really should get something off my chest. You know that little thing you do when you squeel like a cowgirl. Lets jsut say it's hereditary. Both your mom and sisters do the same thing.
But I don't have a sister... that's my brother.
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