How the hell do you ask a girl out?

[QUOTE="zarkon9"]an idea might be to chat to her over the internet and have a online date. surf websites together?BiancaDK

i know what you did last summer.

[QUOTE="RJay123"]If you don't make the first move, it shows to the girl that you don't have the guts to stand up to her, and therefore if you were in a relationship you probably couldn't protect her if you can't even ask her out.BiancaDK

EDIT: I forgot to add that it is most likely that female humans are not as advantaged over the male population of the primate species

" How you doin'? "....

It sounds like your a little bit nieve. Which isn't a bad thing but it is a real killer when it comes to girls, love etc. Watch a few porn vids and those lovey dovey airy feelings will be thrown out the window and you'll be ready to go. You just need to get that dreamy $#!* out of your head and your off.

Well, I can't help you with your immediate predicament, but if this falls through you may want to consider something a little more unconventional to attract a mate. For instance, you could take out an advert in Soldier of Fortune magazine. It could go something like this:

"Attention! Gun for hire seeks female back-up for high risk assignments at home and abroad. Submit your dossier to [insert address here] by [specify date]. Should you meet selection requirements you will be contacted to schedule a briefing. Fortune favours the bold."

I don't see how this could go wrong.