How The Power Of Christ Saved Me Today..

I know what you're thinking...

"This guy is full of it"

But hear me out. I was taking the subway home today and noticed two dubious looking fellows out of the corner of my eye. One of them then approached me and asked if I had a cigarette. I sternly said no because I don't smoke and never will. After staring me down for a few seconds he walked back to his friend. I assume he thought I was lying. So there I was, my heart racing, knowing I might have to defend myself if worst comes to worst. I noticed them staring at me, saying something to eachother. So I just put my head down and put it in god's hands. I said a quick prayer and when I opened my eyes they had left.

Just a small example. Have a little faith, and good things will happen for you..

...what? all they wanted was a cig. u didnt have it, they left

crisis averted. im sure christ has better things to do with his time

may the power of christ compel you, Boogie_J.

Or maybe they went away because they wanted to find some other geezer and ask him for cigarettes?

I sternly said no because I don't smoke and never will.Boogie_J

He was just telling his buddy what an a-hole you are. I agree with them. A polite "sorry dude, I don't have any" would've been a better response.

So a guy who looks tough asks you for a cigarette, you don't have it, he leaves and God saves you?

Today my teacher asked me for my homework, I didn't have it and he said I can give it in next time. PRAISE JESUS!

Hmm, I guess I owe god a few dozen times then..

I may not be the best christian, but that's ridiculous.. Stuff like that happens all the time..Well to me atleast.

The power of Christ is nothing compared to the power of flight.

So a guy who looks tough asks you for a cigarette, you don't have it, he leaves and God saves you?

Today my teacher asked me for my homework, I didn't have it and he said I can give it in next time. PRAISE JESUS!

manningbowl135

Salvation indeed.

I do hope your not serious?

I think I may hav a deeper understanding of why people believe in god... and it scares me :|

This is a joke thread, right? Right?zepman71

I will pray you're not serious.

Seriously.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

/first thing I thought of as I read the title

//no joke

OMFG Jesus saved me too!!!!!

I was playing counterstrike source right, trying to rescue some hostages from their offices (im sure they're god fearing christians) then all of a sudden these dirty muslim terrorists jump out of nowhere and begin shooting n stuff. so im like, "jesus please lend me a gun" and i turn around, and there was this fresh M4A1 just sitting in a hallway.

so i pick up the gun, turn on my H@x and boom-headshot their hole team.

JESUS H@X0r FTW!!!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

/first thing I thought of as I read the title

//no joke

ninjacat11

Same:)

Stop trying to spread your religous propaganda. :|DeeJayInphinity

I had a nightmare one time, a church-goer found OT, and went to church with a message of the day or something. And they made it a missionary mission to spread the word of god via message board invasion. I think I woke up when the computer froze.

Stop trying to spread your religous propaganda. :|DeeJayInphinity

Look, I'm not some fanatical christian, I'm just trying to spread some postitivity around here

All I ever see are threads on trying to disprove god and pro-athiesm and just all around negative threads. Do you know how harmful that could be to a kid growing up that's posting on here? I would know because I was an athiest as a young teen before I found God. My story was just a small example...I sensed I was in danger and the moment I put it in god's hands, everything turned out fine. What's so crazy about that??

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]Stop trying to spread your religous propaganda. :|Boogie_J

Look, I'm not some fanatical christian, I'm just trying to spread some postitivity around here

All I ever see are threads on trying to disprove god and pro-athiesm and just all around negative threads. Do you know how harmful that could be to a kid growing up that's posting on here? I would know because I was an athiest as a young teen before I found God. My story was just a small example...I sensed I was in danger and the moment I put it in god's hands, everything turned out fine. What's so crazy about that??

I think the concept of Hell is much more harmful to a child's mind than reason, logic, and reality ever could be.

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]Stop trying to spread your religous propaganda. :|Boogie_J

Look, I'm not some fanatical christian, I'm just trying to spread some postitivity around here

All I ever see are threads on trying to disprove god and pro-athiesm and just all around negative threads. Do you know how harmful that could be to a kid growing up that's posting on here? I would know because I was an athiest as a young teen before I found God. My story was just a small example...I sensed I was in danger and the moment I put it in god's hands, everything turned out fine. What's so crazy about that??

I sensed I was in danger

Boogie_J

Dude that's just like Spiderman. If you don't mind I'm going to PM you so we can talk about this or Spiderman,

Listen man, I believe in Jehovah, but attributing something so unbelievably insignificant to the most powerful being in the universe is irrational and, frankly, paranoid and slightly crazy.

I understand that you are just trying to spread some positivity here, but the way you are talking makes you sound like some sort of Dark Age zealot who blames a pothole in the road on satan.

and noticed two dubious looking fellows

Boogie_J

Yeah? Check this out. I went down to the Dinning Hall about 45 minutes ago and I saw that there were alot of people in the line for Pasta. I remember from around 12:30 that they had a Popcorn Chicken Parmesian special. I said 'I sure hope they still have some popcorn chicken!' And by golly, they did! Hail Jebus!

See? That's what you sound like.

[QUOTE="Boogie_J"]

and noticed two dubious looking fellows

Scienceblows

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]Stop trying to spread your religous propaganda. :|Boogie_J

Look, I'm not some fanatical christian, I'm just trying to spread some postitivity around here

All I ever see are threads on trying to disprove god and pro-athiesm and just all around negative threads. Do you know how harmful that could be to a kid growing up that's posting on here? I would know because I was an athiest as a young teen before I found God. My story was just a small example...I sensed I was in danger and the moment I put it in god's hands, everything turned out fine. What's so crazy about that??

Atheism a negative effect on children? More lols!

Yeah? Check this out. I went down to the Dinning Hall about 45 minutes ago and I saw that there were alot of people in the line for Pasta. I remember from around 12:30 that they had a Popcorn Chicken Parmesian special. I said 'I sure hope they still have some popcorn chicken!' And by golly, they did! Hail Jebus!

See? That's what you sound like.

MattUD1

When I was a kid, I asked god if he existed, to give me a sign. I didn't get an answer the first ten times, but the eleventh a bird flew by outside. :D

[QUOTE="MattUD1"]

Yeah? Check this out. I went down to the Dinning Hall about 45 minutes ago and I saw that there were alot of people in the line for Pasta. I remember from around 12:30 that they had a Popcorn Chicken Parmesian special. I said 'I sure hope they still have some popcorn chicken!' And by golly, they did! Hail Jebus!

See? That's what you sound like.

DarkKar

When I was a kid, I asked god if he existed, to give me a sign. I didn't get an answer the first ten times, but the eleventh a bird flew by outside. :D

LOL at the comments against his faith. let him believe what he wants, ok?

[QUOTE="Boogie_J"]

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]Stop trying to spread your religous propaganda. :|dooly420

Look, I'm not some fanatical christian, I'm just trying to spread some postitivity around here

All I ever see are threads on trying to disprove god and pro-athiesm and just all around negative threads. Do you know how harmful that could be to a kid growing up that's posting on here? I would know because I was an athiest as a young teen before I found God. My story was just a small example...I sensed I was in danger and the moment I put it in god's hands, everything turned out fine. What's so crazy about that??

I guess it's one of those situations that unless you were in my shoes, you couldn't possibly understand

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]Stop trying to spread your religous propaganda. :|Boogie_J

Look, I'm not some fanatical christian, I'm just trying to spread some postitivity around here

All I ever see are threads on trying to disprove god and pro-athiesm and just all around negative threads. Do you know how harmful that could be to a kid growing up that's posting on here? I would know because I was an athiest as a young teen before I found God. My story was just a small example...I sensed I was in danger and the moment I put it in god's hands, everything turned out fine. What's so crazy about that??

[QUOTE="Boogie_J"]

[QUOTE="DeeJayInphinity"]Stop trying to spread your religous propaganda. :|MindFreeze

Look, I'm not some fanatical christian, I'm just trying to spread some postitivity around here

All I ever see are threads on trying to disprove god and pro-athiesm and just all around negative threads. Do you know how harmful that could be to a kid growing up that's posting on here? I would know because I was an athiest as a young teen before I found God. My story was just a small example...I sensed I was in danger and the moment I put it in god's hands, everything turned out fine. What's so crazy about that??

Atheism a negative effect on children? More lols!

And robbing kids of there innocents by saying there is no god isn't a negative effect?

woow :roll:

Wow, Jesus really saved you there :|skinnypete91

Clearly this topic creator was meant to do something extravagant.