Me: How much do you love me?
Her: Very much.
Me: Enough to risk your life for me?
Her: Of course!
Me: Very well.
*I push her into a large arena, hidden in a pit I dug in my backyard, and toss a buck knife to her*
Me: In a few moments, a large grizzly bear will be released into this arena... the beast is starving and I've trained it to hate you. Inside of it's stomach is an engagement ring. If you can manage to use your buck knife, or anything else you find at your disposal, to kill the bear, retrieve the ring from it's stomach and bring it back to me, I will use that ring to propose to you and we will live happily together for the rest of our lives!
*I release the bear and sit in a large chair that overlooks the arena.*
Me: Let the games begin!
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