How would you spend a life sentence in Prison??

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#51 Bioshockraptor
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In regret, shame and despair :(

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#52 domatron23
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[QUOTE="DrSponge"]Fapping. All. Day.modestkraut1291

with mayonaise? i dont think they give prisoners lotion :P

Well there is this thing called foreskin....
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#53 Bourbons3
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I'd post on GameSpot, obviously.
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#54 WhenPicklezFly
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be scared beacuse Iam a tall skinny white boy who couldnt well defend himself from the scary butt buddies :cry:

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#55 WhenPicklezFly
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[QUOTE="modestkraut1291"]

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]Fapping. All. Day.domatron23

with mayonaise? i dont think they give prisoners lotion :P

Well there is this thing called foreskin....

.....................ok then I now with the power of the cupcake dog end this conversation before it gets anymore awkward

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#56 mattykovax
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I would become the guy on the teir who you go to get things,thus making me useful to everyone so I do not have to affiliate myself with anyone. The rest of the time would be devoted to reading and writing.
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#57 lazyhoboguy
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Find a way to kill myself. A life in prison is not a life worth living.

Toriko42
Yep same here, I would not enjoy having my rear end torn up every day.
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#58 Famiking
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Hunger strike, unless I know I didn't do the crime.
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#59 KungfuKitten
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Would finally be able to philosophize all day long.

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#60 btaylor2404
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Reading, reading, and a bit more reading. There are hundreds of books I'd love to read, but don't have time so I have to pick and choose.

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#61 miinnx
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I imagine I would read a lot

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#62 Choga
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Suicide. A night in jail proved to be too much boredom for me to handle. Life in prison? No thanks.

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#63 kemar7856
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prison break:D

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#64 kiniky
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Fapping. All. Day.DrSponge
[QUOTE="UnrighteousFury"]

Reading, I guess. Or planning my escape.

I don't imagine that they'd be much else to do.

pretty much
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#65 mfacek
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I guess a life in prison would be a life with really no consequences for your actions, considering you're already in jail for life. I would spend days meticulously planning my escape. If that didn't work I would start a gang called the kitty katz.

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#66 GodofBigMacs
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Find a way to kill myself. A life in prison is not a life worth living.

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I agree.
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#67 Lief_Ericson
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Right a book or create sculptures

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#68 Eliminator666
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I would escape from there
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#69 mrbojangles25
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I'd be the guy smuggilng in quarter pounders.

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youre a real mc******* you know that?

lol

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#70 -TheSecondSign-
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I would probably use that time to do some good. Police are always looking for inmates willing to work with them. Sure I can get killed, but I'm already in prison. Killing me would just mean I didn't have to do it myself.


Killing yourself because its less painful would be, in comparison, quite cowardly.