If the world was ending and everyone around knew it, I'd bust into all the stores (armed to the teeth of course) and jack every bottle of alcohol I could, steal a megaphone and hitch my truck up by the beach letting everyone know I got all the booze and all the guns and just looking for a good time.
Not trying to start a war, but, more like preventing a war. No cops allowed though, those guys would get shot in the face no questions asked. The world is ending man, who gives a fvck. At least I'd get to be a cop killa for a day.
But, before all that, I'd pick up all the girls I could fit in my truck with all the booze and head straight for the W, Hilton, Four Seasons, Monte Carlo, whatver the nicest hotel in town is and hold up the entire place untill someone gets me my suite. All the babes would be armed to the teeth too. I'd drive the chariot (Lariot) causing chaos to whoever doesn't give me what I want. Gotta be reasonable though. Not to the cops, shoot them in the face when they try to come and party with the rest of the citizens.
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