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#1 Phantomracer
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Well simply share any funny stories or jokes that you have

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lright, well, this one time, i went into this thread, it was called 'humour for all' right, and it sucked, really bad. the end.evil_dutchman90
Wow I had that one too.
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#4 Phantomracer
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I got an even better one :D one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"

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I got an even better one :D one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"

Phantomracer

yeah it was a lil funny..

but dude ur spelling sucks...lol..

anywayz...

a horse walks into a bar..what does he say?

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I got an even better one :D one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"

Phantomracer

hahahahaha thata actualy pretty good

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#7 Phantomracer
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[QUOTE="Phantomracer"]

I got an even better one :D one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"

RAFDOG

yeah it was a lil funny..

but dude ur spelling sucks...lol..

anywayz...

a horse walks into a bar..what does he say?

dunno?

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#8 tarunramesh
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yeah it was a lil funny..

but dude ur spelling sucks...lol..

anywayz...

a horse walks into a bar..what does he say?

ride em beers coyboy?? becucase cow boys ride horses?

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#9 RAFDOG
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[QUOTE="RAFDOG"][QUOTE="Phantomracer"]

I got an even better one :D one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"

Phantomracer

yeah it was a lil funny..

but dude ur spelling sucks...lol..

anywayz...

a horse walks into a bar..what does he say?

dunno?

how would i know its a freakin horse..

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I dont know any jokes that arent rscist
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#11 TheManWithAPS2
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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#12 imbob44
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Why did the chicken cross the road?TheManWithAPS2

because the chicken crossed the road!!!!!

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#13 TheManWithAPS2
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[QUOTE="TheManWithAPS2"]Why did the chicken cross the road?imbob44

because the chicken crossed the road!!!!!

I was going to say 'To get to the other side,' but your answer works just as well.

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#14 muppet1010
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was I the only one expecting a link to a funny video?

im in too bad a mood to recount a funny story/joke...

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#15 Zinettus
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Doyou want me to tell the joke about the wet towel?

Well.......

I can't say it;the towel isdry now.

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#16 Zinettus
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Duh?
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#17 Zinettus
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Oh come on!
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ROFL. I liked it.

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#19 Phantomracer
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a few one liners

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."

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hmmmmm, my friends think im a loser for being a Gamer. i say LONG LIVE GAMING!!!
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#21 Phantomracer
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hmmmmm, my friends think im a loser for being a Gamer. i say LONG LIVE GAMING!!!Putzwapputzen
tell them that you can earn money(lol star craft is Taiwan's or Japansnational sport):D

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Why did the chicken cross the road?TheManWithAPS2

to get to KFC?

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#23 Phantomracer
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[QUOTE="TheManWithAPS2"]Why did the chicken cross the road?ArmoredAshes

to get to KFC?

lol thats original

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ron's line of the day.. give it a read
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Two buddies are fishing, but they haven't caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?"
The other fisherman replies," If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish."
They thank him and go on their way. 15 minutes later, one fisherman says to the other "fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty."
He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some. "Nope. Still salty." 30 minutes later, he asks him to check again.
"Nope, still salty." One our later they check again. "Nope. Still salty."
"This isn't good," the fisherman finally says. "We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty!"
"I know," says the other. "And the bucket is almost empty!"
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Well I saw this pretty pink pig once..:P
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[QUOTE="evil_dutchman90"]lright, well, this one time, i went into this thread, it was called 'humour for all' right, and it sucked, really bad. the end.Bourbons3
Wow I had that one too.

ouch. tough crowd
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[QUOTE="Bourbons3"][QUOTE="evil_dutchman90"]lright, well, this one time, i went into this thread, it was called 'humour for all' right, and it sucked, really bad. the end.MichaeltheCM
Wow I had that one too.

ouch. tough crowd

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#29 Phantomracer
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thats why I replied with this:

I got an even better one one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"

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Once, I was playing PGR4. I put the game into Photo Mode once, and found a specator holding her camera high into the air while she was taking a picture. She was standing in front of a GNC store. So I went into an angle and saved the picture, calling it "GNC is the light."