Humour for all

Well simply share any funny stories or jokes that you have

lright, well, this one time, i went into this thread, it was called 'humour for all' right, and it sucked, really bad. the end.evil_dutchman90

I got an even better one :D one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"

I got an even better one :D one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"

Phantomracer

yeah it was a lil funny..

but dude ur spelling sucks...lol..

anywayz...

a horse walks into a bar..what does he say?

I got an even better one :D one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"

Phantomracer

hahahahaha thata actualy pretty good

[QUOTE="Phantomracer"]

I got an even better one :D one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"

RAFDOG

yeah it was a lil funny..

but dude ur spelling sucks...lol..

anywayz...

a horse walks into a bar..what does he say?

dunno?

yeah it was a lil funny..

but dude ur spelling sucks...lol..

anywayz...

a horse walks into a bar..what does he say?

ride em beers coyboy?? becucase cow boys ride horses?

[QUOTE="RAFDOG"][QUOTE="Phantomracer"]

I got an even better one :D one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"

Phantomracer

yeah it was a lil funny..

but dude ur spelling sucks...lol..

anywayz...

a horse walks into a bar..what does he say?

dunno?

how would i know its a freakin horse..

Why did the chicken cross the road?TheManWithAPS2

because the chicken crossed the road!!!!!

[QUOTE="TheManWithAPS2"]Why did the chicken cross the road?imbob44

because the chicken crossed the road!!!!!

I was going to say 'To get to the other side,' but your answer works just as well.

was I the only one expecting a link to a funny video?

im in too bad a mood to recount a funny story/joke...

Doyou want me to tell the joke about the wet towel?

Well.......

I can't say it;the towel isdry now.

ROFL. I liked it.

a few one liners

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."

hmmmmm, my friends think im a loser for being a Gamer. i say LONG LIVE GAMING!!!Putzwapputzen

Why did the chicken cross the road?TheManWithAPS2

to get to KFC?

[QUOTE="TheManWithAPS2"]Why did the chicken cross the road?ArmoredAshes

to get to KFC?

lol thats original

[QUOTE="evil_dutchman90"]lright, well, this one time, i went into this thread, it was called 'humour for all' right, and it sucked, really bad. the end.Bourbons3

[QUOTE="Bourbons3"][QUOTE="evil_dutchman90"]lright, well, this one time, i went into this thread, it was called 'humour for all' right, and it sucked, really bad. the end.MichaeltheCM

thats why I replied with this:

I got an even better one one day three people, evil_duchman90, van de merve, and jonnyvan de aapwere going to be exicuted on the electric chair. As they strapped the van de merve he said "I am a believer and I believe in the power of light, and that you will not exercute me!". Miraculasly as they turned up the voltage he did'nt die. They were now forced to let him free.

Then it was jonny's time to be exercuted, he then said 'I am a lawyer believed in the power of the law, and I say I did nothing wronge and you cannot exercute me". They turned up the voltage and miraculasly jonny also did'nt die.

Finally it was evil_duchman90's turn, he then said " I am an electrician and I believe that you will not kill anyone until you put the plug in"