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#1 Lansdowne5
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OK, my neice is staying with us for the night. She comes over to me and says,

"I've seen the Simpsons Movie 2 on DVD."

"Where did you see it?" I asked,

"My friend has it," she said.

I skeptically say, "How long has she had it for?"

She says, "Quite a few months now,"

So I say, "I think it must have been the first Simpsons Movie because they're not making a number 2, or at least they haven't decided whether they're going to yet."

She says, "But I've seen it,"

So I say, "What was the case like then?"

She says, "It had black writing on it which said The Simpsons Movie 2"

So I say, "Well what was it about?"

She says, "The Simpsons,"

I already know she hasn't seen it but to humour her I showed her on the internet that it hasn't been made. Wikipedia nor IMDb have any record of such a film. I showed her both but she just says, "Well I've seen it,"

So I say, "Well OK, can you prove it to me somehow?"

She says, "Yeah, I'll ring my friend,"

I said, "OK,"

"Oh, yeah I just remembered, she's out," she says,

To try and finish the discussion I say, "Well you've seen that the internet has no record of it,"

"It's wrong," she replies,

"It can't be wrong," I said,

"Well I've seen what I've seen," she replies,

I say, "Maybe you think you've seen what you've seen, but I think you've probably just seen the first movie,"

Now she starts getting louder, "I have seen the Simpsons Movie 2," she says,

"OK, maybe you're right. Can you borrow it off your friend to show me?" I ask,

"No," she replies,

"Listen, I would have seen it advertised if it was out on DVD," I said,

"She got it from abroad,"

"Where?" I ask,

"I don't know,"

So I show her on Amazon and E-bay that there is no such DVD out.

"Well I've seen it," she says,

"Maybe you think you have," I say,

Louder again, "I've seen it,"

This is getting really frustrating and so I say, "The Simpsons movie was released in July 2007, therefore for your friend to have had it on DVD for a few months, they must have made a sequel and gone through all of production in under a year, do you really think that is likely?"

"Yes," she replies.

"OK, I don't believe it has been made but you think that if you want to," I say,

"But I've seen it," she says,

"Maybe you have,"

"I have," she says,

I'm about to SCREAM by this stage, I say "Fine! That's absolutely fine! You've seen the Simpsons movie 2,"

She walks out of the room. My head nearly explodes with frustration.:shock:

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#2 delol
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Nieces can be quit boring:lol:
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#3 SaintsRowSam
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i hate liars :(, my friend told me he met a pornstar at a gas station and went home with her. sure right
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#4 Lansdowne5
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i hate liars :(, my friend told me he met a pornstar at a gas station and went home with her. sure rightSaintsRowSam

Hahaha lol :lol:

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#5 aaronmullan
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I feel you pain :P
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#6 A22A221N_47
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rofl u fought with a little girl
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#7 buxboy
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I could never stand how young kids feel this need to brag about stuff. For instance, when I was selling my old trading cards and all that crap, I had it in a binder, and this kid came over to check them out. He pages through the entire binder and touches each and every card and says, "have it, have it, have it, have it."

After a while I was just like, alright forget about they aren't for sale anymore!

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#8 Nerd_Man
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How old is she? She sounds like an annoying 10 year old know-it-all.
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#9 ShamrockRovers
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I've just see the simpsons movie, It was a lot better then I thought it was going to be:)
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#10 Shiggums
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You know the easiest way to end that discussion in less than a minute is by saying "Whatever" and not paying any attention to her.
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#11 Lansdowne5
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How old is she? She sounds like an annoying 10 year old know-it-all.Nerd_Man

Bang on the money. :D

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How very silly.
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#13 Lansdowne5
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I feel you pain :Paaronmullan

Thanks man.

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i hate liars :(, my friend told me he met a pornstar at a gas station and went home with her. sure rightSaintsRowSam

So?? I did too.

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How old is this girl? You got ticked about something like that? There is no Simpsons Movie 2. You should have just left it.

Heres one:

My friend was baby sitting his friend's sister.

She was watching The Cheetah Girls and Hannah Montana. He couldn't take it anymore.

He gave her 5 bucks to not move so he could go upstairs and watch a movie.

A few minutes later she came upstairs and said that she had to go to the bathroom, so she gave his money back.

He gave her another 5 bucks to watch the movie with him, so he didn't have to worry about her.

So the movie had shooting in it. The girl says that her mom won't let her watch violent movies (she was 8 )

So he forked over ANOTHER 5 and told her not to tell her mom that she had watched it.

So she says "Oh I think I might need some more. I want a new barbie doll. I hope mom dosen't FIND OUT about how you are babysitting me instead of my brother."

And she kept blackmailing him...cost him 30 bucks...and he only made 25 as pay from his friend...so he lost 5 bucks over all.

At least your problem didn't cost you...

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#16 LJS9502_basic
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You should have just dropped it...what was the big deal if she wanted to believe that?
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How old is this girl? You got ticked about something like that? There is no Simpsons Movie 2. You should have just left it.

Heres one:

My friend was baby sitting his friend's sister.

She was watching The Cheetah Girls and Hannah Montana. He couldn't take it anymore.

He gave her 5 bucks to not move so he could go upstairs and watch a movie.

A few minutes later she came upstairs and said that she had to go to the bathroom, so she gave his money back.

He gave her another 5 bucks to watch the movie with him, so he didn't have to worry about her.

So the movie had shooting in it. The girl says that her mom won't let her watch violent movies (she was 8 )

So he forked over ANOTHER 5 and told her not to tell her mom that she had watched it.

So she says "Oh I think I might need some more. I want a new barbie doll. I hope mom dosen't FIND OUT about how you are babysitting me instead of my brother."

And she kept blackmailing him...cost him 30 bucks...and he only made 25 as pay from his friend...so he lost 5 bucks over all.

At least your problem didn't cost you...

SoraX64

It cost me my sanity. . . . :lol:

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#18 Lansdowne5
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You should have just dropped it...what was the big deal if she wanted to believe that?LJS9502_basic

I don't know, it started off as just a quiet chat.

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#19 Tjeremiah1988
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at least your crazy uncle isnt returning from the hospital like mine is :|
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You should have just dropped it...what was the big deal if she wanted to believe that?LJS9502_basic
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We are men :P

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#21 SaintsRowSam
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[QUOTE="SaintsRowSam"]i hate liars :(, my friend told me he met a pornstar at a gas station and went home with her. sure rightmarcus4hire

So?? I did too.

Brandon? Brandon is that you?!?! :P

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#22 HellRazer360
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How old is she? She sounds like an annoying 10 year old know-it-all.Nerd_Man
im with you there
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#23 Grandmaster
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at least your crazy uncle isnt returning from the hospital like mine is :|Tjeremiah1988

How crazy we talking? Like "THE VOICES SPEAK TO ME!" crazy or "I AM THE POTATO GOD!" crazy? Also this thread makes me glad I probably won't say hello to my extended family of bible thumpers for a long long time.

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#24 blazinpuertoroc
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not as bad as a kid i know who says oh your know there making marvel vs capcom 4? Im like no you ass first of all that not even possible and he says they already made 3 and only came out in japan. I wanted to murder him right then and there for being such a ridiculous liar.
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#25 wizard90
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Imagine how funny it would be if she really had somehow seen it :P
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[QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"]at least your crazy uncle isnt returning from the hospital like mine is :|Grandmaster

How crazy we talking? Like "THE VOICES SPEAK TO ME!" crazy or "I AM THE POTATO GOD!" crazy? Also this thread makes me glad I probably won't say hello to my extended family of bible thumpers for a long long time.

he has schizophrenia that hears voices, believes he has no brain, and thinks the government is burning his back. Im not making any of this stuff up. He went in the hospital about 5 weeks ago for throwing dishes out the window and almost hitting peoples cars with a metal pole. He also curses at my mother and me and threatens to kill us. We cant keep him in the hospital because....they tell us he has rights :| He expected to return any minute now :roll:

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#28 Canuck3000
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Lawl. I got a laugh out of it
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#29 curono
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Do what I do in these cases:

I'm not saying that you lie, but that I don't believe. Lets talk about it later.

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#30 omfg_its_dally
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:lol: You should tell her you just got done watching the Simpsons Movie 3 on the internet. This reminds me of a kid back in '05 trying to tell me he had a PS3. It ended up being a playstation 1. :lol:
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#31 FUBAR24
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not as bad as a kid i know who says oh your know there making marvel vs capcom 4? Im like no you ass first of all that not even possible and he says they already made 3 and only came out in japan. I wanted to murder him right then and there for being such a ridiculous liar.blazinpuertoroc

i think they should make a Marvel Vs Capcom 3 to compete with MK Vs DC

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#32 Heydanbud92
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You know the easiest way to end that discussion in less than a minute is by saying "Whatever" and not paying any attention to her.Shiggums

exactly or just roll your eyes and ignore her

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#33 FUBAR24
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:lol: You should tell her you just got done watching the Simpsons Movie 3 on the internet. This reminds me of a kid back in '05 trying to tell me he had a PS3. It ended up being a playstation 1. :lol:omfg_its_dally

lol i knew a kid back in the day that was like "ya man i got a playstation ten." and i was like ok prove it. so he showed me the box and it said Playstation X on it. and he was like "see X is the same as ten in roman numerals" and i was just like dumbass

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[QUOTE="omfg_its_dally"]:lol: You should tell her you just got done watching the Simpsons Movie 3 on the internet. This reminds me of a kid back in '05 trying to tell me he had a PS3. It ended up being a playstation 1. :lol:FUBAR24

lol i knew a kid back in the day that was like "ya man i got a playstation ten." and i was like ok prove it. so he showed me the box and it said Playstation X on it. and he was like "see X is the same as ten in roman numerals" and i was just like dumbass

Well he was young so it's easy to get 'em mixed up :P

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:lol: good read
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#36 DJ-Lafleur
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weren't you a little out of hand?

Maybe your niece found a time machine, went into the future and saw "The Simpsons Movie 2" with the future version of her friend...

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#37 hot_juicy_steak
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lol say u watched teddy tubbies super cool adventure rainbow 2 or something like that...kids love it
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#38 cheeselover
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why not ask her to describe the plot. If she says she doesn't remember, tell her that that is a sign she is losing her mind and leave it alone.
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#39 N-I-N
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This really ****** me off. i have no clue why people are such complusive liars. i was talking to my sister about fire alarms. and she told me that once she had a fire alarm and two girls hid in the toilet at her school "trading lipgloss" (lol wtf) and people were going mad trying to find them.

Later on i found out that the whole story had been a complete lie.

So lame.

wow did that tick me off.

:?

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[QUOTE="Grandmaster"]

[QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"]at least your crazy uncle isnt returning from the hospital like mine is :|Tjeremiah1988

How crazy we talking? Like "THE VOICES SPEAK TO ME!" crazy or "I AM THE POTATO GOD!" crazy? Also this thread makes me glad I probably won't say hello to my extended family of bible thumpers for a long long time.

he has schizophrenia that hears voices, believes he has no brain, and thinks the government is burning his back. Im not making any of this stuff up. He went in the hospital about 5 weeks ago for throwing dishes out the window and almost hitting peoples cars with a metal pole. He also curses at my mother and me and threatens to kill us. We cant keep him in the hospital because....they tell us he has rights :| He expected to return any minute now :roll:

whaaaaao, you wont believe it, but one of my uncles is exactly the same...:|

wow. :|

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#41 borts
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Why are you fighting her about it lol. Let her be wrong it don't matter.
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#42 redstormrisen
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Looks like someone got troll'd

:p

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#43 chazasul
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Rookie mistake, you gave her all the attention she desperately craved.
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[QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"][QUOTE="Grandmaster"]

[QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"]at least your crazy uncle isnt returning from the hospital like mine is :|N-I-N

How crazy we talking? Like "THE VOICES SPEAK TO ME!" crazy or "I AM THE POTATO GOD!" crazy? Also this thread makes me glad I probably won't say hello to my extended family of bible thumpers for a long long time.

he has schizophrenia that hears voices, believes he has no brain, and thinks the government is burning his back. Im not making any of this stuff up. He went in the hospital about 5 weeks ago for throwing dishes out the window and almost hitting peoples cars with a metal pole. He also curses at my mother and me and threatens to kill us. We cant keep him in the hospital because....they tell us he has rights :| He expected to return any minute now :roll:

whaaaaao, you wont believe it, but one of my uncles is exactly the same...:|

wow. :|

well at least we can relate to something, lol. But yeah, he just entered my house :| Not to mention, he literally walks up and down all night non stop.

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#45 II_Seraphim_II
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Lol like Chris Rock said "Dont bother argueing with women...you cant win! You see, guys have this problem...we have the need to make sense, women, hell they wont let a little thing like sense stop them!"
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#46 N-I-N
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[QUOTE="N-I-N"][QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"][QUOTE="Grandmaster"]

[QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"]at least your crazy uncle isnt returning from the hospital like mine is :|Tjeremiah1988

How crazy we talking? Like "THE VOICES SPEAK TO ME!" crazy or "I AM THE POTATO GOD!" crazy? Also this thread makes me glad I probably won't say hello to my extended family of bible thumpers for a long long time.

he has schizophrenia that hears voices, believes he has no brain, and thinks the government is burning his back. Im not making any of this stuff up. He went in the hospital about 5 weeks ago for throwing dishes out the window and almost hitting peoples cars with a metal pole. He also curses at my mother and me and threatens to kill us. We cant keep him in the hospital because....they tell us he has rights :| He expected to return any minute now :roll:

whaaaaao, you wont believe it, but one of my uncles is exactly the same...:|

wow. :|

we at least we can relate to something, lol. But yeah, he just entered my house :| Not to mention, he literally walks up and down all night non stop.

Luckily mine doesnt live with me, i barely see him, he actually scares me abit. Im not going into details though.

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#47 KrisG7
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Sounds awesome.
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#48 Elraptor
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See, I would have just stopped talking after the first two or three sentences. She would probably wander away after that.
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#49 AlmightyMax
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Oh, that's nothing. I just got back from an Iron Man marathon at MY friends place, we watched the first seven Favreau ones.
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#50 rb2610
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There's this kid who was in my class last year, he was 16 and he still kept doing stuff like that, he tried to convince people that he had completed NFS:MW in 2 hours or something like that, he kept making up games that were apparently coming out on 360 to try and prove it was better than a PC, I think the last one he made up was 'an online game with graphics better than anything on PC and it has more than 200 players in a match online' he also kept insisting that Xbox live was going to be free of charge from July onwards, and that this September they were going to release 'a box' that lets 360, PS3 and PC gamers all play against each other online, (which was how he was going to 'prove' that gamepads are better than mice for fps games by beating me at Halo 3 which according to him had already been released on PC in America)

He was one annoying little b******