I am thinking about asking this girl to marry me...

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#51 deactivated-5acfa3a8bc51d
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try urinating on her at the wedding. Let the groom know whose territory she is 

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yeah do this
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#52 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="thegerg"][QUOTE="mindstorm"]What's the worst that could happen?BenedictArnold7
Massive emotional trauma, adverse legal action, or murder.

Murder? Lol. Don't you think that is absurd?

I know I would have a strong desire to kill you if you ruined my wedding by asking my bride-to-be to marry you instead.
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#53 BenedictArnold7
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[QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"][QUOTE="thegerg"] Massive emotional trauma, adverse legal action, or murder.thegerg
Murder? Lol. Don't you think that is absurd?

Yes, but it is also a worst case scenario. Do you know what the term "worse case scenario" means?

Yes, but I don't think that is a realistic worst case scenario.

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#55 megagene
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That sounds like a really good plan. I can't see anything possibly going wrong.
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#56 ferrari2001
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I don't think your trolling, yes you should do it and here's how. Drive to your nearest flower shop. Buy 2 dozen of their best roses. Next get a tattoo on your chest that says "I love you [insert her name here]" Finally get an inside man with a walkie talkie into the wedding. When preacher says speak now or forever hold you peace, burst through the doors of the church wearing nothing but a bow-tie and carrying the roses. Walk up to her fiance, punch him in the face, and plant a kiss on her. This plan should most likely work.
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#57 mindstorm
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]What's the worst that could happen?thegerg
Massive emotional trauma, adverse legal action, or murder.

You interpreted me correctly. Quite a lot could indeed happen.
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#58 Jacobistheman
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You just gotta walk up and touch her shoulder...

She will probably take the tux off her fiance right then and marry you right then. 

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#59 GrayF0X786
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[QUOTE="Aljosa23"]

troll thread

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#60 BenedictArnold7
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Is saying troll thread 50 times really necessary? Why is this seen as a troll thread? Love is love. Love will conquer all.
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#61 helwa1988
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I am thinking about asking this girl to marry me at her upcoming wedding.  She is marrying some other guy, but I think it is a mistake.  I haven't seen her in years, but I feel that once she sees me her feelings for me will come back and she will marry me instead.  Do you guys think I should go through with this?

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Sounds like a plot of movie.
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#62 BenedictArnold7
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[QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"]

I am thinking about asking this girl to marry me at her upcoming wedding.  She is marrying some other guy, but I think it is a mistake.  I haven't seen her in years, but I feel that once she sees me her feelings for me will come back and she will marry me instead.  Do you guys think I should go through with this?

helwa1988
Sounds like a plot of movie.

LMAO.
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#63 super600  Moderator
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:lol:

Good luck with that.

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#64 AcidThunder
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let a friend make a video of that and share it with us please
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#65 General_X
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Do it and make sure you videotape it and upload it to Youtube.
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#66 darkmark91
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You must tell us how everything plays out if you plan on doing this. 

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#67 Darthkaiser
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"] I feel like it will make more of an impact. It will be romantic. BenedictArnold7

Ruining someone's wedding is never romantic.

It's not really ruining. It's more like an unexpected twist with a positive outcome.

What if it's a negative one? :o
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#68 cain006
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Pull that sh*t where the minister asks if you object and run in and yell "I object!"

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#69 punkpunker
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we have a genious script writer here, hire him hollywood!

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#70 Badosh
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Do it, TC.
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#71 BenedictArnold7
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[QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]Ruining someone's wedding is never romantic. Darthkaiser
It's not really ruining. It's more like an unexpected twist with a positive outcome.

What if it's a negative one? :o

Then I will keep moving on with my broken heart and my absent god. I borrowed those words from Conor Oberst.
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#72 Necrifer
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lol

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#73 lamprey263
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probably not going to happen, at best shell cheat on her husband with you, you'll probably have a better shot letting him catching her cheating (with a little help from you), then he calls off the wedding, they break up, she goes to you by default... if you give her a choice it's probably not going to happen
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#75 BenedictArnold7
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probably not going to happen, at best shell cheat on her husband with you, you'll probably have a better shot letting him catching her cheating (with a little help from you), then he calls off the wedding, they break up, she goes to you by default... if you give her a choice it's probably not going to happenlamprey263
Hmm interesting point.
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#76 soulless4now
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The groom would probably destroy you. 

Failed attempt at a troll thread, btw. 

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#77 VaguelyTagged
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[QUOTE="BenedictArnold7"]

I am thinking about asking this girl to marry me at her upcoming wedding.  She is marrying some other guy, but I think it is a mistake.  I haven't seen her in years, but I feel that once she sees me her feelings for me will come back and she will marry me instead.  Do you guys think I should go through with this?

helwa1988
Sounds like a plot of movie.

too lame for that, to me it sounds more like a plot for a video for a nickle back song.
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#78 CKYguy25
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i think you're way over your head on this one