I bet you can't read this without smiling.

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#51 rcignoni
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If they preached like this I would go to church.
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#52 Ryan_Kitchen
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It's a language called "Gullah" and it's spoken by african americans off the islands of georgia and south carolina. it's english based, and has alot of creole and african language influences.

I think it's really fun to read.

here's a link to the Gullah "Nyew Testament" lol

try reading it out loud without smiling. it's too fun.

Phaze-Two
I LOVE it! That was great haha. I shall master the language of Gullah!
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#53 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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It made me smirk. I probably would've smiled or giggled if I had been in a better mood, but such is not the case.

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#54 Dawq902
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I feel retarted reading this stuff lol

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#55 Z0MBIES
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Reminds me of Uncle Remus.
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#56 Rutzfuz
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I lol'd really hard.

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#57 tonberry007
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Sounds like Ork language from Warhammer. :lol: Cute though.

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#58 Justinps2hero
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Unnu cyaan akcep dat dem hav odda langweges apaat fam Inglish maan? Voodoo fookin magic maan,.
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#59 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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Didn't smile...

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#60 SPBoss
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Jedus Gone Op eenta Heaben 6Wen de postle dem meet togeda wid Jedus, dey aks um say, "Lawd, dis yah de time wen ya gwine leh de people ob Israel hab dey own country gin?" 7Jedus tell um say, "Me Fada de onliest one dat hab tority fa say pazactly wa day or time all dem ting gwine happen. Oona ain spose fa know wen dem ting gwine be. 8Wen de Holy Sperit come pon oona, e gwine gii oona powa, an oona gwine tell all bout me een Jerusalem, an all oba Judea an Samaria, an eben ta de fudares place een de wol." 9Atta Jedus say dat, wiles de postle dem beena look pon um, God tek um op eenta heaben. An de postle dem been look op pon Jedus til a cloud hide um. 10De postle dem still beena look op ta de sky wiles e been gwine, wen all ob a sudden dey see two man wa weah white cloes stanop close ta um. 11De two man dem tell um say, "Oona wa come fom Galilee, hoccome oona da stanop dey, da look op ta de sky? Dis Jedus yah dat God done tek way op eenta heaben, e gwine come back ta de wol jes like oona done shim wen e gone op eenta heaben." LOOL Jedus Gone Op eenta Heaben = Jesus Gone Up Into Heaven? :lol:
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#61 LJS9502_basic
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You lost the bet. How much did I win?
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#62 lordreaven
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I can only hear Jar Jar speak it now.:lol:

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#63 killer_beanz
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pretty funny
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#64 kayoticdreamz
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theres islands off of SC....whoa i lived there and im sure we have no islands off of the coast. we have islands sort of that are part of the state nothing off of the coast.
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#65 soulless4now
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gullah gullah island was a great showAL_GREEN
:lol: I almost fell out my chair while reading this.
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Isn't that Rasta?
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#67 Elann2008
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When I read Jedus...I laughed out loud. You win, TC. You win..
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#68 Ice-Cube
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Oh I love it! English translation below dat chile ain crack a teet fo speek. That child passed by me and did not speak to me.
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#69 artichoke
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Gotta get me some of this literature.
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#70 MrsSolidSnake
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I didn't feel anything until I saw people were reading it in Jar Jar Binks voice, then it became hilarious :lol: