I can answer all of life's questions. Ask me anything.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?Media_geek20

Depends on the tootsie pop. The average is 3. 

why do people like pron?inyourface_12

Because it's cool to look at pron. Everyone knows that. All the cool people look at pron. So start watching pron.

[QUOTE="inyourface_12"]why do people like pron?fatzombiepigeon

Because it's cool to look at pron. Everyone knows that. All the cool people look at pron. So start watching pron.

no.

[QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"]

[QUOTE="CHAOSWEAV3R"]What time is it?CHAOSWEAV3R

It is G:*874

I gave you the time on the planet of Fromnambular, you were not specific.

Unless I gave the gnomes of Fromnambular the idea of time. Comon, give me another question.

[QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"]

[QUOTE="inyourface_12"]why do people like pron?inyourface_12

Because it's cool to look at pron. Everyone knows that. All the cool people look at pron. So start watching pron.

no.

OK.

Tear open a hole in the space-time continuum, please.AsinineZomg

[QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"]

[QUOTE="CHAOSWEAV3R"]What time is it?CHAOSWEAV3R

It is G:*874

I gave you the time on the planet of Fromnambular, you were not specific.

Is it normal to to be bleeding from the ears?
YusukeUnleashed

Only if I say it is.

What is your name, telephone number, address, social security number, credit card number? :P You said you can answer all the questions :Pblackleech

Norris, Chuck

911

The White House, Washington DC

47637893679

I don't have a credit card.

Is it normal for a male person to have PMS?clarke0

Define the term "male".

a/s/lAsinineZomg

17/F/South Dakota

:oops:

I am multiple beings.

Can you turn back time for me so i can ask out a girl i used to work with:oops:YusukeUnleashed

No, if you didn't ask her out then, you should just look her up, so I can instead use my powers for more important things, like answering life's ultimate questions.

Is it normal for a male person to have PMS?clarke0

I would also like to comment that insane fits of drunken rage =/= PMS.

[QUOTE="clarke0"]Is it normal for a male person to have PMS?fatzombiepigeon

Define the term "male".

[QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"]

[QUOTE="clarke0"]Is it normal for a male person to have PMS?clarke0

Define the term "male".

So your asking me if a letter delivered to a house by air or land person should have PMS? Fine.

No, there's something very wrong with that.

[QUOTE="Ignignokt104"][QUOTE="CHAOSWEAV3R"][QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"]

[QUOTE="CHAOSWEAV3R"]What time is it?CHAOSWEAV3R

It is G:*874

I gave you the time on the planet of Fromnambular, you were not specific.

You have learned Fromnambular time? That must mean...YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY.

Who took Charlie's kidney? I feel so bad for that unicorn:(MrPenguinKing

I did. I needed it for my last brunch.

i have 3 questions 1. Why? 2. Am i gonna suffer from aldhaslkdn in 123123 years? 3. wtf?kbubba92

1) Hoopskirts.

2)Yes.

3) BBQ!

why am i a f*ggot? please give a lengthy explanation/answer.kbubba92

No.

[QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"][QUOTE="CHAOSWEAV3R"][QUOTE="Ignignokt104"][QUOTE="CHAOSWEAV3R"][QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"]

[QUOTE="CHAOSWEAV3R"]What time is it?CHAOSWEAV3R

It is G:*874

I gave you the time on the planet of Fromnambular, you were not specific.

You have learned Fromnambular time? That must mean...YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY.

I will assemble the great trolls! TO WAR.

[QUOTE="kbubba92"]why am i a f*ggot? please give a lengthy explanation/answer.fatzombiepigeon

No.

Grr. As I am obligated to do so, very well. I made you that way. Because I thought it would be a quick, funny joke. Do you want me to change it?

how many criz does frtig take to zare a blone?kbubba92

Depends on the size of the criz, blone, and the durability and quality of your zooglack, which you didn't mention. And you call yourself a Gleepgleep farmer?

no and i have another question. u wouldnt happen to be a necrofeliac would u?kbubba92

No.

yadnasdnakljnda?kbubba92

Unglorficalooza? Nai, nai. Yadnasenogulapagorg.

:lol: Man, that was a funny joke you said there.

where my dogs at?kbubba92

I ate them. Next question.

Who farted?YusukeUnleashed

if i shot the guy on his left arm then how many years does planet x take to fill its craters with gin and juice?kbubba92

Depends. Is x a term that simply equals any unknown planet, or is it one of the five known existing planets named x? Be more specific.

[QUOTE="YusukeUnleashed"]Who farted?YusukeUnleashed

Terribly sorry. Perhaps I should have warned you earlier....it was her:

planet x = alpha centaurikbubba92

Hm......too many variables but I'll give you an average: Lemon