I did it! I figured out 2012!

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#1 trubluah
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It all came to me in a vision, and it makes sense! So remember the movie the matrix? Well apparently we live within the same principal of the movie, and the reason why we actually got the movie produced, was because it was a hidden message from a H3@\/3/\/ 4@X name. Well since the producers of WB are not part of the REAL Network (a.k.a. Heaven) they thought it was a good idea to make and went with the project.

Now the deal is the Network Admin of what we know as God or Jesus Christ, needs experience. Just like in our video games, how we always fight or do quests to receive experience points to become bigger and stronger (which by the way, is another leak about The Network), we work regularly in a fantasy world that is similar to the movie The Matrix. After we die here, we are then awaken from a status chamber as 10 year old with our current knowledge and a quest to make the REAL WORLD better.

Well, apparently a group of people who just want to make things difficult, have their own beliefs that what The Admin is doing is wrong, thus they cleverly wrote a virus called Systematic Algorithym Translator Network (a.k.a. S.A.T.A.N.), and this software has unfortunately made it's way into the John Server Towers, and has (at the same time) spread to the Paul Server Towers as well. Luckily the George Server Towers was upgraded about a 30million years ago, but is slowly being corrupted by the SATAN virus. By the amount of information it has already corrupted, it was then estimated that all three servers will go offline in 2012 our years (couldn't remember their years, for it was in hexidecimal).

The Network Admin has already formulated a new patch to delete the SATAN virus, but in order to patch it, they have to take the servers offline at 2012, seeing the fact that we are all very aware of this year being as a major disaster, transitioning from server to realism will evidentally cause less shock to the connected population.

Forget the whole "We are grown" deal, we were actually born properly and very naturally (in their own sense), but we just need to understand that there are answers, actual answers to what religions really are.

Thoughts?

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#3 roosuu
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Da hell you talk about?

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#4 ieatnoobs18
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to much to read. sorry.
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#5 tman93
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I figured it out too! [spoiler] Nothing happens. [/spoiler] ... of course I didn't read your post so in case its a joke thread don't read the spoiler and hahahahahahahhahahahaha I guess.
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#6 WiiMan21
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The Matrix is nothing more than a cleverly written movie, nothing more. Though I guess that would be kind of cool if that was the way things worked. Again the world will NOT end in 2012, its just a pablicity stunt for many people and an excuse to make movies, television programs off of.

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#7 StealthKing93
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wow..People are so crazy these days xD

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#8 Jfisch93
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I'd cry if you were right.

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#9 -Chimera-
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It all makes sense now.
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#10 ferrari2001
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what the hell you talking about bra.. Have you been doing the Mary Jane..
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#11 quadraleap
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I think I jive with the History Channel version a bit more. But I would say there is a quilt work or "matrix" in life....which all the religions try to incorporate.

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#12 Dr_Brocoli
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Where do you buy your weed? I love comming up with crazy theories that make sesne
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#13 deactivated-57af49c27f4e8
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your theory holds as much air as any other one i've heard.
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#14 rcignoni
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I was expecting some Ringo Server Towers in there. I'm disappointed OP.
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#15 MuddVader
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but why worry about it? When you shut down servers do they lose all of their data or is it stored?
If its stored than theres nothing to worry about because it will be like "REBOOT" and we would just continue life as if nothing happened because if we are deactivated how are we to be aware of a lapse in time? Like when you sleep you dont feel like you slept for multiple hours, more like a few seconds.
Yeah, I dont know what i'm talking about

But anyways I dont think your right about all that, because every program has its glitches, and Ive seen nothing like a glitch in my real life lol.

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#16 Cantius
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It all makes sense now.-Chimera-
Yes...

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#17 enterawesome
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Could you try and make your theory make sense, because I don't understand a single word.
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#18 -Chimera-
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Could you try and make your theory make sense, because I don't understand a single word.enterawesome

It makes more sense once you realize it's joke and not meant to be taken seriously.

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#19 trubluah
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[QUOTE="enterawesome"]Could you try and make your theory make sense, because I don't understand a single word.-Chimera-

It makes more sense once you realize it's joke and not meant to be taken seriously.

*thumbs up!*
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#22 SpaceMoose
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No, no. You got it wrong. The prime factorization of 2012 is 2 * 2 * 503. 503 is 1337 speak for SoE. 2 * 2 is, of course, 4. According to Wikipedia, The Matrix Online was officially released on March 22, 2005 and will be shutting down on July 31 of this year. They predicted that SoE would end the world of The Matrix 4 years and 4 months after its launch!
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#23 SamusFreak
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im getting so tired of this **** dude the Mayan calender was based off of a astronomical unit. there are 5,125 years to this unit. on dec 21 2012 one unit will be complete. it has nothign to do with the end of the year. you may ask why doesnt it go past that? well, I ask you. Why the hell doesn't our calender go past Dec?

its just how they set it up

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I think you are very imaginative. I have posted numerous times here what is going ot happen in 2012. It deals with Nibiru and the Annanuki who have been said to be aliens but in reality they are merely the Nephilim, the fallen angels of Christ. They will bring an end to what we know as modern reality upon their return for they need slaves to work in their goldmines. They have encoded their genetics into creatures known as Tares that are walkign among us at thisa very moment. Their humanoid followers are known as Freemasons. Beware, now that you know the truth they will be lookign for you as they have with me. That is why I am in hiding I.... OMG what was that sound!?!?! Nooo!!! Nooo!!! Don't touch me!!! I.....umpphrggg.....oomphygyl....... .......

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#25 Ace6301
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Actually the date in question is the day I get bored and recreate the world the way you describe it.
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#26 northlight27
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Just like in our video games, how we always fight or do quests to receive experience points to become bigger and stronger (which by the way, is another leak about The Network), we work regularly in a fantasy world that is similar to the movie The Matrix.

trubluah
so we have to fight enemies all day to gain experience? noooooooooooooooooooo!
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#27 ShadowsRunner
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Seriously it's a nice theory and it would be pretty messed up if it's real. But I find it unlikely to happen.

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#28 Solid_Snake325
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Did anyone really read all that? That **** is crazy bra.
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I think you are very imaginative. I have posted numerous times here what is going ot happen in 2012. It deals with Nibiru and the Annanuki who have been said to be aliens but in reality they are merely the Nephilim, the fallen angels of Christ. They will bring an end to what we know as modern reality upon their return for they need slaves to work in their goldmines. They have encoded their genetics into creatures known as Tares that are walkign among us at thisa very moment. Their humanoid followers are known as Freemasons. Beware, now that you know the truth they will be lookign for you as they have with me. That is why I am in hiding I.... OMG what was that sound!?!?! Nooo!!! Nooo!!! Don't touch me!!! I.....umpphrggg.....oomphygyl....... .......

BumFluff122
*protects u* they won't get u jeff :P
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lo, now all he needs is an expansion

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[QUOTE="BumFluff122"]

I think you are very imaginative. I have posted numerous times here what is going ot happen in 2012. It deals with Nibiru and the Annanuki who have been said to be aliens but in reality they are merely the Nephilim, the fallen angels of Christ. They will bring an end to what we know as modern reality upon their return for they need slaves to work in their goldmines. They have encoded their genetics into creatures known as Tares that are walkign among us at thisa very moment. Their humanoid followers are known as Freemasons. Beware, now that you know the truth they will be lookign for you as they have with me. That is why I am in hiding I.... OMG what was that sound!?!?! Nooo!!! Nooo!!! Don't touch me!!! I.....umpphrggg.....oomphygyl....... .......

twilightpanda

*protects u* they won't get u jeff :P

I've already been....grumpha.....taken.....oomplahgryph......*kicktp shin*....*punch to face*....RUN!!!!! *runs away*

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#33 twilightpanda
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[QUOTE="BumFluff122"]

[QUOTE="twilightpanda"][QUOTE="BumFluff122"]

I think you are very imaginative. I have posted numerous times here what is going ot happen in 2012. It deals with Nibiru and the Annanuki who have been said to be aliens but in reality they are merely the Nephilim, the fallen angels of Christ. They will bring an end to what we know as modern reality upon their return for they need slaves to work in their goldmines. They have encoded their genetics into creatures known as Tares that are walkign among us at thisa very moment. Their humanoid followers are known as Freemasons. Beware, now that you know the truth they will be lookign for you as they have with me. That is why I am in hiding I.... OMG what was that sound!?!?! Nooo!!! Nooo!!! Don't touch me!!! I.....umpphrggg.....oomphygyl....... .......

*protects u* they won't get u jeff :P

I've already been....grumpha.....taken.....oomplahgryph......*kicktp shin*....*punch to face*....RUN!!!!! *runs away*

*runs away with u* :oops:
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#34 CBR600-RR
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The people calling you crazy and such are not right either, no-one knows what will happen. Anything is possible.