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#1 MM555
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I have a really good friend who is a girl (amazing isn't it :P). She is also smoking hot...and no, I don't want to hook up with her. I already have a smoking hot girlfriend. My problem is her new boyfriend. He is a year oler, but he is also a total loser. He has no friends and he is a pathelogical liar. I was talking to some other friends, and her bf, lets call him "Billy", came over. He started talking crap about his gf, lets call her "Susie". Some of my other friends started insulting her too, and even "Billy" called her a stupid slut. I didn't say anything, but later I found out that "Billy" told "Susie" that her friends were talking crap about her, luckily he didin't include my name, I would have kicked his ass. But what really pissed me off was the fact that "Billy" told her that he WAS STANDING UP FOR HER and telling them to stop talking crap about her. I told her what really happened, and luckily she believed me but she decided to stay with him. WTF? This guy is not good for her...any suggestions on how to get rid of him?:twisted:
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#2 RoflSponge
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*head asplodes*
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the only logical course of action is to kill him in cold blood.... anyone who says this is illogical is just "billy" using multiple GS accounts to cover his ass...
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#4 MM555
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the only logical course of action is to kill him in cold blood.... anyone who says this is illogical is just "billy" using multiple GS accounts to cover his ass...muppet1010

I was about to strangle him right there...but I don't want to go to prison

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#6 sentencedogu
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tell her about me....nuff said
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#7 Samwel_X
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You could plant an illegal weapon on the boyfriend?
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#8 Bourbons3
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Kill him. Its the only option.
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#9 Self_indulgence
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keep nagging her to do it. or threaten him
"if you hurt her ill swear..."
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#10 X360PS3AMD05
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Walk away and let her learn the hard way, she won't believe you anyway.
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#11 psymon_05
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The the girl that he was talking down about her. At least I think thats what you should do, I only read your post once :P
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#12 -PureDemon-
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She decided to stick with him, respect that choice and...




Hire a bald man with a barcode on the back of his head to "remove" him.
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I have a really good friend who is a girl (amazing isn't it :P). She is also smoking hot...and no, I don't want to hook up with her. I already have a smoking hot girlfriend. My problem is her new boyfriend. He is a year oler, but he is also a total loser. He has no friends and he is a pathelogical liar. I was talking to some other friends, and her bf, lets call him "Billy", came over. He started talking crap about his gf, lets call her "Susie". Some of my other friends started insulting her too, and even "Billy" called her a stupid slut. I didn't say anything, but later I found out that "Billy" told "Susie" that her friends were talking crap about her, luckily he didin't include my name, I would have kicked his ass. But what really pissed me off was the fact that "Billy" told her that he WAS STANDING UP FOR HER and telling them to stop talking crap about her. I told her what really happened, and luckily she believed me but she decided to stay with him. WTF? This guy is not good for her...any suggestions on how to get rid of him?:twisted:MM555

challenge him to a duel, and he can decide the type of weapons that will be used, and you can choose the location

now here's the trick: he'll say some kind of weapon, like knife, while your location will be a parking lot WITH security cameras.

tell him to bring a friend to make sure things go fair, but since he doesn't have any friends, he can't bring anyone

let him stab/shoot you a couple of times, then call the cops. your friend claims this psycho just came walking up to you and started stabbing/shooting you, and you have it on tape (the security cameras) to prove it, so he goes to jail

AND furthermore, if he declines the duel 'susie' will dump him anyway, because anyone who declines a duel deserves to be dumped

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#14 darkjedirpm
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I think someone wants to hook up with "Susie."
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#15 Self_indulgence
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She decided to stick with him, respect that choice and...




Hire a bald man with a barcode on the back of his head to "remove" him.-PureDemon-

eh... sounds expensive. just hire me ill do it :)
itll cost you about 30 dollars though :evil:

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#16 O_OdazX_X
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If you guys are all 'legal' I'd suggest you make him sterile - a good kick to the balls should do it.
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#17 O_OdazX_X
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I think someone wants to hook up with "Susie."darkjedirpm

I wouldn't be so quick to assume as I've been in a similar situatio. Also just cause you care for a girl doesn't mean you lwant to hook up.

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#18 Putzwapputzen
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wow man, that sucks, tell ur friend-girl the truth about her bf and tell her exactly what happened, she has the right to know.
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#19 -JRL-
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Hire a young boy to go to the cops and say "Billy" 'molestered' him.
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#20 DrummerJon
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My first tip is to get out of high school mentality.
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#21 rudyroundhead
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Just tell her what really happenend then back out of it. Let her decide on her own if she wants to stay with him. She may turn it into a him versus you.