My birthday is in 2 months and my parents are planning on making a huge party and they are telling me to invite everyone in my middle-school, but the thing is I'm not a very social person and I dislike most people at my school; these freaks like to get drunk, get really horny and get into fist fights for no reason, I don't want all that crap going on at my place. I tell my parents I just want a small celebration with my friends and play some videogames, but they say I'm crazy and that there's no reason not to invite everybody. How do I tell them I don't want a damn party?
My birthday is in 2 months and my parents are planning on making a huge party and they are telling me to invite everyone in my middle-school, but the thing is I'm not a very social person and I dislike most people at my school; these freaks like to get drunk, get really horny and get into fist fights for no reason, I don't want all that crap going on at my place. I tell my parents I just want a small celebration with my friends and play some videogames, but they say I'm crazy and that there's no reason not to invite everybody. How do I tell them I don't want a damn party?Tuky06
[QUOTE="Tuky06"]My birthday is in 2 months and my parents are planning on making a huge party and they are telling me to invite everyone in my middle-school, but the thing is I'm not a very social person and I dislike most people at my school; these freaks like to get drunk, get really horny and get into fist fights for no reason, I don't want all that crap going on at my place. I tell my parents I just want a small celebration with my friends and play some videogames, but they say I'm crazy and that there's no reason not to invite everybody. How do I tell them I don't want a damn party?domatron23
Show them this post.
LMAO:lol:
Its true though. Explain everything you just said.
EDIT: I see you tried:? .......Well I guess you have to get real serious with them and tell them YOU do not want to be associated with them at all and that trying is a waste of time and money.
Well you could just keep protesting. It's on you to do the inviting anyways. So just say you invited people and actually don't. That's rather simple, no?
Or you could just use it against your parents and prove a point. The old "I told you so."
Tell your parents to F off, you hate these people, they hate you, and if they throw this stupid party that you don't even want you are most certainly leaving. Also, pack a backpack full of stuff you need, so you can take off to one of your friends houses if they do pull this stupid BS. Are your parents THAT STUPID or do they HATE you?
I did (well the content), but they don't believe me.
No I mean actually show them the post. They'll see that you're actively seeking for a way out of this party and perhaps take you seriously.
That being said though you should have the party anyway. I'm a non-social kind of guy too but there's nothing wrong with showing other people a good time.
Tell them that if they proceed with their idea of the party, you will start to worship SATAN and decapitate baby kittens for SATAN'S glory and you will start having promiscous sex with random hot teenagers at school and will start drinking and smoking pot and other drugs for your pleasure.
[QUOTE="Kikouken"]What what, middle school kids drinking and getting into fist fights? Kids these days :lol:Tuky06
I was gunna ask the same... I remembered things were starting to go crazy but not to the point he mentions. Whats going on in this world?
I think that's the reason they don't believe me and think I'm paranoid.
Also, they were very popular at my age, they may not see that I'm some outsider.
I believe you on that. Parents/Guardians seem to have a hard time noticing change among the ones they raise. Probably if you didn't mention certain things you would still receive Fisher Price toys..
I wouldn't want a bunch of **** in my house, messing up everything, breaking everything, and stealing my stuff either. Especialy if I don't know any of them. What kind of parents would force their child to have their birthday party with a bunch of strangers (most of whom probably have never heard of you and vice versa) instead of letting you do what you want (hanging out with your friends)? Tell them that for your birthday, as a gift, you want to just be able to do what you want. If that doesn't work, sabbotage them in some way.
[QUOTE="Kikouken"]What what, middle school kids drinking and getting into fist fights? Kids these days :lol:AgileNate
I was gunna ask the same... I remembered things were starting to go crazy but not to the point he mentions. Whats going on in this world?
I think that's the reason they don't believe me and think I'm paranoid.
Also, they were very popular at my age, they may not see that I'm some outsider.
I believe you on that. Parents/Guardians seem to have a hard time noticing change among the ones they raise. Probably if you didn't mention certain things you would still receive Fisher Price toys..
I know if I was like that in Middle school, I would have gotten a serious whooping from either my mom or dad.
What what, middle school kids drinking and getting into fist fights? Kids these days :lol:Kikouken
I was gunna ask the same... I remembered things were starting to go crazy but not to the point he mentions. Whats going on in this world?
Jesus, what ever happened to 7 minutes of Heven? I mean I did know a couple of pregnant girls in middle school, but the mjority of people there were still virgins.
Tell them that if they proceed with their idea of the party, you will start to worship SATAN and decapitate baby kittens for SATAN'S glory and you will start having promiscous sex with random hot teenagers at school and will start drinking and smoking pot and other drugs for your pleasure.tzar3
Invite everybody to the party but dont show up. Then the kids would get drunk and horny and start fights and tear down the house. After that they will beat up your parents and rape them. See it's a win-win situation.
Or you could tell them you went to spend your birthday on a cruise, in Hawaii, near the beach, someplace far, etc.
My birthday is in 2 months and my parents are planning on making a huge party and they are telling me to invite everyone in my middle-school, but the thing is I'm not a very social person and I dislike most people at my school; these freaks like to get drunk, get really horny and get into fist fights for no reason, I don't want all that crap going on at my place. I tell my parents I just want a small celebration with my friends and play some videogames, but they say I'm crazy and that there's no reason not to invite everybody. How do I tell them I don't want a damn party?Tuky06
You should try and change that before it starts to really matter.
ok heres what you do, let everyone come along, do what that guy did and do the "i told ya so" thing. If they trash the house its your parents fault right. Only hang outwith your friends at the party and also cover all your valuables with bubble wrap and hide them. simple
idea #1: get a big bucket of metallic pink paint, stand in the living room in front of them and ask them if they are sure about the party, if they say yes, start splattering the paint over the furniture and walls. that will show them who is the boss.
idea #2: get the neighbors cat and pour gasoline all over him except the tail, again the thing in the living room, they say yes, torch the cat and let it loose.
idea #3: drive the car into the living room through the wall, then say that the devil ordered you to do that
idea #4: just tell them it's not going to happen, even if they insist, argue or anything, you just tell them it's not going to happen.
In freshman year of high school, my friend's parents did the same thing, and he had no idea what to do since they wouldn't listen to him. So, he woke up early that day, ditched his own party, and we went bowling and then to a movie. I would suggest doing this...
Then when the day comes and no one shows up, begin to cry and lock yourself in your room. They'll feel bad they didn't listen to you.
???
Profit
Serial-No_3404
No, tell your parents you invited everyone, then when no one turns up, you'll have all that food to yourself.
actually...youll have leftovers for about a week straight...:|
if it's like the one's i've been to you can have the food by yourself in one night but you'ld be drinking beer and vodka for a week..... that would be one epic hangover
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