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firefox has a spellcheck. please download and make use. if you really hate going to the doctor make your mom do it for you. if you're more comfortable with your mom playing with your man parts than somebody else.. wait.. yuck.XilePrincess[QUOTE="ufopuller"]
Find one that will help you spell doctor correctly
Both of you should chell. This is a internet fourum. Speling is opshunal.[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]My doctor usually has to buy me a drink before he asks me to do that. :lol:Dark_Knight6
:lol: Need to loosen up, first?
Heh... he usually buys me a few outfits before the prostate exam. :lol:When joining the military they check everything you own and you think 30 minutes is a long time to wait, try 2 1/2 HOURS.
Once you're done you're done, though.
[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]Heh... he usually buys me a few outfits before the prostate exam. :lol:Dark_Knight6
:lol: Gross.
:lol: wtf man
[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]Heh... he usually buys me a few outfits before the prostate exam. :lol:Guppy507
:lol: Gross.
:lol: wtf man
I guess you need to spoil someone before doing something like that. :lol:
[QUOTE="Guppy507"][QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]:lol: Gross.
Dark_Knight6
:lol: wtf man
I guess you need to spoil someone before doing something like that. :lol:
I'm just trying to picture that... :lol:
Why did the doctor have to check your man hood and why did they have to put their hand on your penis ? :?:|
EDIT:Why won't question mark work in message?
alamgir1942
First of all, the doctor put his hand on his testacles not his penis And they do that to check for hernias and testicular cancer. Its pretty standard for physicals.
When ever a nurse asks if your sexually active, you say, "No, but I am now!!"
There that fixes your problem. Or one of your problems.
I wouldn't worry about getting embarrassed in front of the doctors, they are professionals and know how to deal with it. Going to the doctor is easy when you do it daily. I used to HATE needles until I had to get tests done day in and day out for months, by then I could probably have done it. I actually did have to give myself injections two times daily in my stomach fat for about a month.
All in all though, needles are nothing compared to other procedures.
[QUOTE="legend26"]It's even worse when you're a girl and your doctor's a girl too.Um.. that doesn't make sense. Wouldn't you rather have a woman who knows how to touch you rather than a horny old man touch your stuff?it just allways makes me nervous and usually ends with akward and embaressing situations
example, im waiting in the room for ATLEAST 30 min waiting for the docter to come in and the room is just COLD empty and white, then the docter comes and ask me to undress and ware some garment made from paper. then starts shoving that whatch u ma callit into my ears and noose, next he has to put that cold stephascope (spelling?) on my chest and i jump from the cold shock. then some times i have to get my blood drawn, its verry ironic that i can watch a head explding in a game or movie and laugh at it, but when they stick that needle in me and i just see a small bit of my own blood i black out, and yes i litteally did BLACKOUT the docter siad my face was pale and i fainted for like a second.....then comes the worst part....he has to check my...well....you know..."man hood". and thats just the most unpleasent feeling ever :?
and another time a nure was giving my physical and asked me "are you sexually active?" to which i quickly blurted out "no" what was embarresing about it was she was one of the hottest nurses ive ever seen....but it wasnt so bad when she had to put her hand on my...well :oops:
the funny thing about all this is that my mom is a docter...
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