One of the things I hate most in life is those "Gotta get laid" movies. You know, the ones done by that ass face Judd Apatow who did crap like Superbad, 40 year old virgin and a few other movies with the same concept. Things like American Pie, 40 days and 40 nights, the film must always be about someones desperate mission to get laid.
You could say that the way to appreciate these films is as a chick flick, maybe. Give me a Vince Vaughn or George Cloony romance/comedy over one of those things any day, or a horror! please! Unfortunately I have been subjected to watching six of these "get laid" films in my lifetime. That's six too many.
Why do I hate them so much? American Pie, you high school teens gets wanna get laid so bad. Go to Amsterdam, red light district, 50 euros your sorted! Movie over, now can we turn this ****ing thing off.
40 year old virgin? What is that film about? the guy has women crawling all over him. Why not bring in a real 40 year Virgin, like some kind of dude with serious cerebral palsy and needs his ageing mother to feed him. That would be such a great comedy wouldn't it. Let's all laugh at that 40 year old virgin so we can all feel better about ourselves that we aint that sad ****!
You know what I want to do? I want to get into bed with one of the writers and directors of those films and rein-act the scene in American Pie. The one where he does eventually get into bed with a girl. Instead i'm going to slip on some knuckle dusters and scream "say my name *****! Say my name!" while punching him in the face repeatedly. Hmmm then again, some of these directors might find that a turn on. I'll pass, i'm just not going to watch another one even if it means I get dumped and have to live single for the rest of my life.
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