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#1 IRHALODUDE
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I have a Shamwow, but it doesn't do what it says. Vince said it would not drip, and soak up all of the soda. Well Its dripping soda, and it doesn't not soak it all up. What do I do with it now?
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#2 Null--Fox
Member since 2009 • 1640 Posts

Say wow everytime you use it. It will work its magic.

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#3 kurtoronie
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Put it in a slap chop

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#4 10thwonder
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I have a Shamwow, but it doesn't do what it says. Vince said it would not drip, and soak up all of the soda. Well Its dripping soda, and it doesn't not soak it all up. What do I do with it now?IRHALODUDE

Use it as toilet paper, then send it back to Vince Offer for a refund but keep the Slap Chop :P

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#5 IRHALODUDE
Member since 2009 • 25 Posts

[QUOTE="IRHALODUDE"]I have a Shamwow, but it doesn't do what it says. Vince said it would not drip, and soak up all of the soda. Well Its dripping soda, and it doesn't not soak it all up. What do I do with it now?10thwonder

Use it as toilet paper, then send it back to Vince Offer for a refund but keep the Slap Chop :P

Vince is in Jail for slapping a hooker.
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#6 RotaryRX7
Member since 2003 • 7184 Posts

Put it in a slap chop

kurtoronie
:lol: Best response.
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#7 pvtdonut54
Member since 2008 • 8554 Posts

Wow, that's unbelieveable! :o

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#8 Razor-Lazor
Member since 2009 • 12763 Posts
I don't know. Maybe you should stick it in something.
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#9 DJ-Lafleur
Member since 2007 • 35604 Posts

shamwow, more like " wow, what a sham!" amirite? ;)

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#10 -Chimera-
Member since 2009 • 1852 Posts

shamwow, more like " wow, what a sham!" amirite? ;)

DJ-Lafleur
You are correct.
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#11 jim_shorts
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[QUOTE="10thwonder"]

[QUOTE="IRHALODUDE"]I have a Shamwow, but it doesn't do what it says. Vince said it would not drip, and soak up all of the soda. Well Its dripping soda, and it doesn't not soak it all up. What do I do with it now?IRHALODUDE

Use it as toilet paper, then send it back to Vince Offer for a refund but keep the Slap Chop :P

Vince is in Jail for slapping a hooker.

He was never charged in that incident.
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#12 twilightpanda
Member since 2008 • 10607 Posts

give it to your neighbour :D

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#13 10thwonder
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[QUOTE="10thwonder"]

[QUOTE="IRHALODUDE"]I have a Shamwow, but it doesn't do what it says. Vince said it would not drip, and soak up all of the soda. Well Its dripping soda, and it doesn't not soak it all up. What do I do with it now?IRHALODUDE

Use it as toilet paper, then send it back to Vince Offer for a refund but keep the Slap Chop :P

Vince is in Jail for slapping a hooker.

She tried to bite his tongue off so he beat the snot out of her. He should have slap chopped her to death then used the ShamWow to leave no evidence.

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#14 judog1
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It works perfectly fine for me.
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#15 chessmaster1989
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Damn you Gamespot for banning the "cool story bro" pic... :x
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#16 director13
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[QUOTE="IRHALODUDE"][QUOTE="10thwonder"]

Use it as toilet paper, then send it back to Vince Offer for a refund but keep the Slap Chop :P

10thwonder

Vince is in Jail for slapping a hooker.

She tried to bite his tongue off so he beat the snot out of her. He should have slap chopped her to death then used the ShamWow to leave no evidence.

rofl! omg, that's hilarious
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#17 BumFluff122
Member since 2004 • 14853 Posts

You obviously got a bad shamwow. I have a ew sham,wows myself and they don't drip anything.

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#18 UnsaidWarning
Member since 2009 • 231 Posts

Put it in a slap chop

kurtoronie
LikeRotaryRX7 said, best response I have ever heard.
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#19 UT_Wrestler
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You have to let a hooker bite your tongue first.
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#20 ferrari2001
Member since 2008 • 17772 Posts
You should have gotten the product endorsed by Billy Mays instead. Vince is a joke.
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#21 hazelnutman
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It has to be damp first before use.
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#22 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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I would like to sell you a used car. Runs like new.

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#23 KLAX42
Member since 2008 • 3368 Posts

You fool, you weren't watching close enough for imposters. You obviously got tricked into buying a ShamWoah, the poor man's ShamWow. :roll:

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#24 awesomeray
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burn it to apease billy mays so he wont haunt your house
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#25 10thwonder
Member since 2009 • 2031 Posts

You fool, you weren't watching close enough for imposters. You obviously got tricked into buying a ShamWoah, the poor man's ShamWow. :roll:

KLAX42

I bought a ScamWow :(

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#26 KLAX42
Member since 2008 • 3368 Posts

[QUOTE="KLAX42"]

You fool, you weren't watching close enough for imposters. You obviously got tricked into buying a ShamWoah, the poor man's ShamWow. :roll:

10thwonder

I bought a ScamWow :(

At least it's not a ScamWoah (orange construction paper). :?

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#27 MgamerBD
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Everytime you use it say shamWOW!
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#28 10thwonder
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[QUOTE="10thwonder"]

[QUOTE="KLAX42"]

You fool, you weren't watching close enough for imposters. You obviously got tricked into buying a ShamWoah, the poor man's ShamWow. :roll:

KLAX42

I bought a ScamWow :(

At least it's not a ScamWoah (orange construction paper). :?

Or a ScamChow, an orange tortilla, it is one of the many new products from Vince's line of edible cleaning supplies. Imagine spilling some refried beans, you pull out the ScamChow and the mess disappears!!!

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#29 rocket9434
Member since 2006 • 2665 Posts

I have always wanted one of those...to clean up those pesky spills.