I have the dumbest person ever in my class

This person takes stupid to a new level!  Let me list a few things of her stupidness.  

Her:  My grandfather has a glass eye, will it effect my genetics?

Teacher: -_-' No.

story 2   

Teacher:  Why did people go see many movies during the great depression?

Her:  Because people had more money then.

Story 3

Random kid: Harry potter is a true story

Her:  Really?!  (I'm dead serious!  She wasn't even joking!)

That's just amazing.

pfft, I've said stupider things.

Little Miss sunshine!!!!

Anyway,  I hate stupid ppl.

Naw man, my science teacher asked the class, what galaxy do we live in, and some chick said "Earth" I lol'd so hard I was sent to the office.

she's a keeper.  you should date her

Naw man, my science teacher asked the class, what galaxy do we live in, and some chick said "Earth" I lol'd so hard I was sent to the office.

makaveli2344

lol I could see how someone could make that mistake, but it's still funny. 

The greatest trick a comedian every pulled was making her audience believe she was dumb. You, sir, have a comedian on your hands.JustPlainLucas

But she's not joking. . . 

[QUOTE="ZackMorris-"]She's said dumber things but I can't remember them. She does this every day too, I'll see what she says tomorrow GunnerVIII

Zack, what school do you go to by any chance?

bayside highschool j/k I live in virginia where do you? 

Nah, I know a girl who's so stupid in my class that she didn't know why people were staring at her after she accidentally smashed a burritto all over her shirt and let it dry, the teacher finally had to tell her to clean it off and she just kinda sat there cluelessly(yet they say she's not legally retarded)dsmaniacman

Yeah I wonder how some people aren't considered retarted. 

This person takes stupid to a new level! Let me list a few things of her stupidness.

Her: My grandfather has a glass eye, will it effect my genetics?

Teacher: -_-' No.

 

story 2

Teacher: Why did people go see many movies during the great depression?

Her: Because people had more money then.

 

Story 3

Random kid: Harry potter is a true story

Her: Really?! (I'm dead serious! She wasn't even joking!)

ZackMorris-

It's Jessica Simpson!!!! 

no,

i have so many stupid people in my class its unbelivable.

im the only smart one in my class.

[QUOTE="ZackMorris-"]

This person takes stupid to a new level! Let me list a few things of her stupidness.

Her: My grandfather has a glass eye, will it effect my genetics?

Teacher: -_-' No.

 

story 2

Teacher: Why did people go see many movies during the great depression?

Her: Because people had more money then.

 

Story 3

Random kid: Harry potter is a true story

Her: Really?! (I'm dead serious! She wasn't even joking!)

DiabeticDood

It's Jessica Simpson!!!!

Oh no no no this person is much dumber than her. 

every school has one...or two...or three....Clinton015

I live in prep-land, Tennessee....  it blows like no other.... 

[QUOTE="Clinton015"]every school has one...or two...or three....Def_Jef88

I live in prep-land, Tennessee....  it blows like no other.... 

i dont belive you,

tennsesse has the smartest people ever.

[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"]

[QUOTE="Clinton015"]every school has one...or two...or three....tree-branch

I live in prep-land, Tennessee.... it blows like no other....

i dont belive you,

tennsesse has the smartest people ever.

This person takes stupid to a new level! Let me list a few things of her stupidness.

Her: My grandfather has a glass eye, will it effect my genetics?

Teacher: -_-' No.

 

story 2

Teacher: Why did people go see many movies during the great depression?

Her: Because people had more money then.

 

Story 3

Random kid: Harry potter is a true story

Her: Really?! (I'm dead serious! She wasn't even joking!)

ZackMorris-

It's Jessica Simpson!!!! 

a girl in my class ate a whole box of colored pencils.generalpotatoes

Like in front of you? 

[QUOTE="tree-branch"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"]

[QUOTE="Clinton015"]every school has one...or two...or three....Def_Jef88

I live in prep-land, Tennessee.... it blows like no other....

i dont belive you,

tennsesse has the smartest people ever.

no

everyone from tennese ends up going to college and ending up having a brilliant future.

[QUOTE="generalpotatoes"]a girl in my class ate a whole box of colored pencils.ZackMorris-

Like in front of you?

ZOMG coloured pencils!?!!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHA :lol: 

[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="tree-branch"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"]

[QUOTE="Clinton015"]every school has one...or two...or three....tree-branch

I live in prep-land, Tennessee.... it blows like no other....

i dont belive you,

tennsesse has the smartest people ever.

no

everyone from tennese ends up going to college and ending up having a brilliant future.

This person takes stupid to a new level!  Let me list a few things of her stupidness.  

Her:  My grandfather has a glass eye, will it effect my genetics?

Teacher: -_-' No.

 

story 2   

Teacher:  Why did people go see many movies during the great depression?

Her:  Because people had more money then.

 

Story 3

Random kid: Harry potter is a true story

Her:  Really?!  (I'm dead serious!  She wasn't even joking!)

ZackMorris-

[QUOTE="tree-branch"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="tree-branch"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"]

[QUOTE="Clinton015"]every school has one...or two...or three....Def_Jef88

I live in prep-land, Tennessee.... it blows like no other....

i dont belive you,

tennsesse has the smartest people ever.

no

everyone from tennese ends up going to college and ending up having a brilliant future.

whats a cross bow?

and the beer can be explainable.

I've got one about as dumb as yours

Story 1:

"Ms. MacKenzie...are Rice Krispies like rice....but krispified?!?"

Story 2:

"Uhmm, Mrs.Wolfe.  I dont get it.  If the earth is round, how come the people on the Southern Hemisphere dont like...fall off?"

then her and the teacher were in a big arguement over it she didnt quite get it...God I hate her. 

There's retarted kids everywhere. Around October this year, all of you know the joke: "If your hands bigger then your face, you have cancer!"? (where when they put their hand up to their face, you smack them in the nose).

Well, some kid was pissing me off, so I said that too him... His reply was:

Ha! Funny. You want me to do this! (He put his hand up infront of his face).

I couldn't resist... it was great, and infront of everyone, even the teacher was loling.. that kid's IQ and shoesize are literarily the same.

[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="tree-branch"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="tree-branch"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"]

[QUOTE="Clinton015"]every school has one...or two...or three....tree-branch

I live in prep-land, Tennessee.... it blows like no other....

i dont belive you,

tennsesse has the smartest people ever.

no

everyone from tennese ends up going to college and ending up having a brilliant future.

whats a cross bow?

and the beer can be explainable.

a girl in my class once said, "Isn't California a country?" or when we were talking bout the Boston Tea Party "Could I just like, dip a cup into the harbor and drink some tea?" Both were dead serious and there's tons more from her lol

[QUOTE="tree-branch"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="tree-branch"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="tree-branch"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"]

[QUOTE="Clinton015"]every school has one...or two...or three....Def_Jef88

I live in prep-land, Tennessee.... it blows like no other....

i dont belive you,

tennsesse has the smartest people ever.

no

everyone from tennese ends up going to college and ending up having a brilliant future.

whats a cross bow?

and the beer can be explainable.

lol,thats an ugly weapon.

well he could have his reasons....

i've heard ppl say things that were beyond that

Oh, I have some classic stories like that...

- At the beginning of the semester in my HS physics class we somehow got on the subject of the moon. Some dumb kid raises his hand and asks "Is the moon a star?". He was completely serious. I was expecting the whole class to laugh at him when I heard half the class speak up and say "yeah, is it?". All of them were serious.

- In that same class we had this really naive, dumb girl. When we were talking about lightning and grounding, my teacher uses cars and how the occupants inside can't be harmed by a lightning strike as an example. Well, this girl raises her hand and asks "So is the reason the people inside the car can't be hurt because the car is traveling faster than the lightning?".

- In my AP stats class we had a stereotypical blonde girl. We read this example about how some British mathematician was captured and held prisoner by the Germans in WWII and flipped a coin something like 5,000 times to get an average while he was in prison. Well, this girl speaks up and says "You see, its stuff like this thats the reason why the British lost WWII".

- That same girl later went on to comment about how India's overpopulation problem was due to them having "too many Mexicans".