I have the dumbest person ever in my class

My friend and I were walking outside our school, and it was raining slightly.

We watched to Freshman girls come out of the school.. one said:

"It's raining... does anyone else know it's raining?"

and the other one answered:

"WHERE!???"

omg... my friend and I rofled so much... it was hilarious

you got nothing on this one girl in my school

I AM TELLING THE TRUTH, SHE THINKS YOU DON'T DIE WHEN YOU DROWN.

I used to be in a class with a girl ilke that

One day she asked the teacher if counter-clockwise is the way a clock moves if you put it on a counter...:|

She was elected class president the following year:|

well me and my friends would always joke and be sarcastic, and you would be surprised how many people would think we were serious. TrailorParkBoy

Same here! :lol: So many times have we joked around and people took us completely seriously!

I used to be in a class with a girl ilke that

One day she asked the teacher if counter-clockwise is the way a clock moves if you put it on a counter...:|

She was elected class president the following year:|

Kratos_Aurion56

[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]

I used to be in a class with a girl ilke that

One day she asked the teacher if counter-clockwise is the way a clock moves if you put it on a counter...:|

She was elected class president the following year:|

Sim_genius

unfortunately :(

My friend and I were walking outside our school, and it was raining slightly.

We watched to Freshman girls come out of the school.. one said:

"It's raining... does anyone else know it's raining?"

and the other one answered:

"WHERE!???"

omg... my friend and I rofled so much... it was hilarious

MadeInFinland

No, I know the dumbest person ever and it's not her. He's ending his 1st year of high school and his GPA is 0.4. The only class he passed was art and you get an A just for showing up.Food_Nipple

Wow... you beat the TC. 

[QUOTE="Food_Nipple"]No, I know the dumbest person ever and it's not her. He's ending his 1st year of high school and his GPA is 0.4. The only class he passed was art and you get an A just for showing up.Mercury_May2112

Wow... you beat the TC. 

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot:  a year or two ago, he got expelled from a school for trying to stab someone with safety scisors....SAFETY ones.  Then, when he got a chance to explain it to the principle, he said "you wouldn't really kill anyone would you?".  And this moron, in all his genious, said "Yeah, I supposed if they pissed me off enough, I would kill all of them".  He ended up expelled (as I said) and with 3 restraining orders against him

I unfortunately have a classmate who surpasses idiocy, and is just plain moronic. His name: Matt. He constantly prances around like an idiot, sings the Naruto theme song constantly to himself, and pretends he's a ninja. He's also one of the most filthiest people I've ever been around. He looks like he hasn't bathed in at least a month. He's not in Special Education either. The only problem he does have is ADD, which he uses as an excuse for his actions. tomxizor

I unfortunately have a classmate who surpasses idiocy, and is just plain moronic. His name: Matt. He constantly prances around like an idiot, sings the Naruto theme song constantly to himself, and pretends he's a ninja. He's also one of the most filthiest people I've ever been around. He looks like he hasn't bathed in at least a month. He's not in Special Education either. The only problem he does have is ADD, which he uses as an excuse for his actions. tomxizor

Sounds like my kinda man.

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[QUOTE="Food_Nipple"]No, I know the dumbest person ever and it's not her. He's ending his 1st year of high school and his GPA is 0.4. The only class he passed was art and you get an A just for showing up.Food_Nipple

Wow... you beat the TC.

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot: a year or two ago, he got expelled from a school for trying to stab someone with safety scisors....SAFETY ones. Then, when he got a chance to explain it to the principle, he said "you wouldn't really kill anyone would you?". And this moron, in all his genious, said "Yeah, I supposed if they pissed me off enough, I would kill all of them". He ended up expelled (as I said) and with 3 restraining orders against him

tell her how stupid she is and destroy her self-esteem

This person takes stupid to a new level!  Let me list a few things of her stupidness.  

Her:  My grandfather has a glass eye, will it effect my genetics?

Teacher: -_-' No.

 

story 2   

Teacher:  Why did people go see many movies during the great depression?

Her:  Because people had more money then.

 

Story 3

Random kid: Harry potter is a true story

Her:  Really?!  (I'm dead serious!  She wasn't even joking!)

ZackMorris-

I don't know about you but I'm glad I'm not that goddamnstupid. Why is she allowed to attend your school? Christ, it's just UNBELIEVABLE.quiglythegreat

hey watch you language around here 

[QUOTE="ZackMorris-"]

This person takes stupid to a new level! Let me list a few things of her stupidness.

Her: My grandfather has a glass eye, will it effect my genetics?

Teacher: -_-' No.

 

story 2

Teacher: Why did people go see many movies during the great depression?

Her: Because people had more money then.

 

Story 3

Random kid: Harry potter is a true story

Her: Really?! (I'm dead serious! She wasn't even joking!)

CansOfPLEASURE

To bad she's not popular.  She's just stupid. 

No, I know the dumbest person ever and it's not her. He's ending his 1st year of high school and his GPA is 0.4. The only class he passed was art and you get an A just for showing up.Food_Nipple

0.4!?! 

we were in the car one time, my brother 21, my little sister who is fourteen and me, 16

and as we drive down the hill, someone remarked about peeping toms, and my sister said:

you saw a cat on the road?!

I once went to Mc Donalds when I was under the influence of certain smokable chemicals and kinda asked for some KFC chicken. billnye69

:lol: Did you get kicked out?

How again did she get in your class ?

Still either she is really dumb or hasnt learned to think deeply about things wich  I believe can also be the case. I still believe that everyone with enough will (Unless born or accidentall problems occured in the person's mentall being). I think with the right set of brains you can do alot, you just got to learn to use them, concentration as example is something you can train so why can't other brains function can ? Ball eye coordination can, writing you can learn and speed of writing isnt something boring... 

I had a similar one in my class...

1.

Her: It wasn't a question I just asked!

Teacher : -.-

2.

English Teacher: Hello class, how was your History lesson?

Her: Booooring, the teacher talked about numbers and names

3.

Her : Dallas?.... I've heard about that city....What country is it in? California or the US?

Teacher: .....

I once went to Mc Donalds when I was under the influence of certain smokable chemicals and kinda asked for some KFC chicken. billnye69

a girl in my class ate a whole box of colored pencils.generalpotatoes

lmfao!!

this guy who is officialy retarded used a multiple choice test to do dot-to-dot lol

This stereotypical blonde my wife went to school with once said, "Could you close the window?  I can feel the wind blowing through my ears."

And even better, I had a teacher that was dumb as a post.  She was our English teacher for grades 11 and 12.  We were studying some article, and it said something about nurturing your children.  Well, she said the we must all "neuter" our children.  The whole class burst out laughing!  And she said "What's so funny about neutering children?"  Only to get more laughter.  She went on for another 5 minutes about how neutering children is very important to their development!  Finally someone informed her that what she was intending was "nurture" and that neutering is something very, very different!

i have a girl like that in my school tooMVfalcons83

i think everyone has one or two. i think its a requirement for the schools to stay open