Chuck Norris? :o
The first one was kinda crap but my computer screen still managed to grow 4 brass testicles due to this picture. :o
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Chuck Norris? :o
The first one was kinda crap but my computer screen still managed to grow 4 brass testicles due to this picture. :o
Loved the Expendables, and I will love this now that Willis and Arnold play larger roles in it; plus Chuck Norris is in there to, surely this will kick some 80's action movie ass.
I thought the first one was pretty weak no matter how you slice it.
I was expecting like, something good after Rambo4.
LOOOOOOOL Chuck Norris doesn't fit in at all in that poster. It almost looks like someone photoshopped him in :D
For some reason he has this weird look in his eyes like he can't seem to get himself into acting mode. I know he isn't much of actor but at least in the Walker Texas Ranger days, he at least looked like he was ready to be on camera.. Maybe because he's so damn old now... and been so disconnected from Hollywood. Just look at the World of Warcraft commercial. He didn't even look like he wanted to be there.LOOOOOOOL Chuck Norris doesn't fit in at all in that poster. It almost looks like someone photoshopped him in :D
MasterKingMP
OH GAWD! Yeeeeeeesh!
The first one was extremely enjoyable, a beautiful homage to the testosterone-full 80s action films. And I'll be there day 1 for the sequel.
Norris doesn't look like he belongs in Hollywood, period. I think Stallone took pity on him, because there's no way in hell Norris could remain relevant on his own.LOOOOOOOL Chuck Norris doesn't fit in at all in that poster. It almost looks like someone photoshopped him in :D
MasterKingMP
I'm still trying to process Norris being 70 years old and being in action movie. Can he still pull off some moves or is he going to look like an old man struggling?RoslindaleOneif you used the total gym like he and i do, you would understand the great wellspring of energy that it is.
if you used the total gym like he and i do, you would understand the great wellspring of energy that it is. lol. He does look great for his age![QUOTE="RoslindaleOne"]I'm still trying to process Norris being 70 years old and being in action movie. Can he still pull off some moves or is he going to look like an old man struggling?surrealnumber5
That was the only time I laughed during the film. Was worth it. Also.. I remember Chuck in a old war movie of his. In a tree.. surrounded.. and so he pops the pins out of 2 gernades and drops them as he jumps down. Explosions! He lives! I am unsure if the iphone generation will be so easily entertained.I hope Jet Li has more lines then "I need money for my family"
TChaivong
Y U No MacGruber?
joking aside... this movie is going to be awesome... just wish Wesley Snipes was in :(
Wow, practically every action move star from the 80's, with some from modern flixks (like Statham and Crews).
If the 3rd one doesn't have Gerard Butler, Kurt Russell and Danny Trejo, I'll be surprised.
Also, I don't know how I feel about Steven Seagal not being in it. On the one hand, he's a perfect example of a 90's cheesy over the top action hero like these guys. On the other hand, I don't really like him or his movies nearly as much as these guys, and he's gotten pretty flabby, along with not being the best person ever (with a lot of scandals and stuff outside his films).
Wow, practically every action move star from the 80's, with some from modern flixks (like Statham and Crews).
If the 3rd one doesn't have Gerard Butler, Kurt Russell and Danny Trejo, I'll be surprised.
Also, I don't know how I feel about Steven Seagal not being in it. On the one hand, he's a perfect example of a 90's cheesy over the top action hero like these guys. On the other hand, I don't really like him or his movies nearly as much as these guys, and he's gotten pretty flabby, along with not being the best person ever (with a lot of scandals and stuff outside his films).
SPYDER0416
Seagal will likely never be in any Expendables film because him and company producing the Expendables have bad history. On a side note the film needs more Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel.
Stallone had asked Russell before, but he refused, citing that he's semi-retired from movies. And as much as I don't care for Norris, I'd rather have him in it than Seagal. At least Norris looks like he might be able to hold his Steven. He looks like a mess and he looked--and played--the same character in everything he's done, not to mention there been some stories floating around of having a prima donna attitude on set.Wow, practically every action move star from the 80's, with some from modern flixks (like Statham and Crews).
If the 3rd one doesn't have Gerard Butler, Kurt Russell and Danny Trejo, I'll be surprised.
Also, I don't know how I feel about Steven Seagal not being in it. On the one hand, he's a perfect example of a 90's cheesy over the top action hero like these guys. On the other hand, I don't really like him or his movies nearly as much as these guys, and he's gotten pretty flabby, along with not being the best person ever (with a lot of scandals and stuff outside his films).
SPYDER0416
[QUOTE="SPYDER0416"]Stallone had asked Russell before, but he refused, citing that he's semi-retired from movies. And as much as I don't care for Norris, I'd rather have him in it than Seagal. At least Norris looks like he might be able to hold his Steven. He looks like a mess and he looked--and played--the same character in everything he's done, not to mention there been some stories floating around of having a prima donna attitude on set. how would you feel about Reace from the first terminator movie?Wow, practically every action move star from the 80's, with some from modern flixks (like Statham and Crews).
If the 3rd one doesn't have Gerard Butler, Kurt Russell and Danny Trejo, I'll be surprised.
Also, I don't know how I feel about Steven Seagal not being in it. On the one hand, he's a perfect example of a 90's cheesy over the top action hero like these guys. On the other hand, I don't really like him or his movies nearly as much as these guys, and he's gotten pretty flabby, along with not being the best person ever (with a lot of scandals and stuff outside his films).
Hallenbeck77
how would you feel about Reace from the first terminator movie?Having Michael Biehn in a movie is always a welcome addition. Kyle Reese in the first Terminator, Cpl. Hicks in Aliens, the Sherriff in Planet Terror, you can't go wrong with him.surrealnumber5
I have a feeling this one will be just as bad as the first
Bane_09
I have a feeling you are the only person to not like this movie especially a dude..you a chick?right?? tell me you are..
Steven Seagal is too busy teaching Anderson and Lyoto how to front kick people in the face over at blackhouse to be in this movie.
How can he, as doughy as he is? He looks like he's too busy sucking down Grand Slam breakfasts at Denny's.Steven Seagal is too busy teaching Anderson and Lyoto how to front kick people in the face over at blackhouse to be in this movie.
sonofsmeagle
[QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"]How can he, as doughy as he is? He looks like he's too busy sucking down Grand Slam breakfasts at Denny's. He can still move. I saw a couple videos showing him training Anderson Silva and another guy.Steven Seagal is too busy teaching Anderson and Lyoto how to front kick people in the face over at blackhouse to be in this movie.
Hallenbeck77
[QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"]How can he, as doughy as he is? He looks like he's too busy sucking down Grand Slam breakfasts at Denny's.Steven Seagal is too busy teaching Anderson and Lyoto how to front kick people in the face over at blackhouse to be in this movie.
Hallenbeck77
No idea,
But i'm still trying to figure how much money he payed Lyoto so he could take credit for this KO,
[QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"][QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"]How can he, as doughy as he is? He looks like he's too busy sucking down Grand Slam breakfasts at Denny's. He can still move. I saw a couple videos showing him training Anderson Silva and another guy.I haven't seen it, but I'm just going by what I've seen of him lately. It's hard to take him seriously anymore. Between an endless string of crappy DTV movies and letting his body get shot to hell, I don't see him as a credible action hero anymore...especially since everyone else on the movie poster still looks like they're still in decent shape.Steven Seagal is too busy teaching Anderson and Lyoto how to front kick people in the face over at blackhouse to be in this movie.
BranKetra
He can still move. I saw a couple videos showing him training Anderson Silva and another guy.I haven't seen it, but I'm just going by what I've seen of him lately. It's hard to take him seriously anymore. Between an endless string of crappy DTV movies and letting his body get shot to hell, I don't see him as a credible action hero anymore...especially since everyone else on the movie poster still looks like they're still in decent shape. It's out there, you just have to look around. I would give you the link, but I don't remember where I watched it. Just happened to come across it. It was a video split into multiple parts around 10 minutes each. He isn't doing backflips or anything, but he was showing them what to do and correcting any mistakes he saw. Considering he's a life-long martial artist, it's not that hard to believe that he's still mobile, despite his husky appearance.[QUOTE="BranKetra"][QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"] How can he, as doughy as he is? He looks like he's too busy sucking down Grand Slam breakfasts at Denny's.Hallenbeck77
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