I just grew a beard after seeing the poster for The Expendables 2

My beard just grows on it's own and I don't have one just because I seen a someone that may be "awesome" that has it.

I...I really wasn't expecting a sequel. :|

i feel more Manly just looking at that poster

I...I really wasn't expecting a sequel. :|

travisstaggs

You didn't expect a sequel from a moderately high grossing action movie produced by a guy who kept Rocky and Rambo going for several decades?

Bricks has been shatted. That. Picture. TOO AWESOME!!

The first one may have been the worst movie I've ever seen. It has no redeeming qualities. Chuck Norris redeems this one instantly.

The first one may have been the worst movie I've ever seen. It has no redeeming qualities. Chuck Norris redeems this one instantly.

hartsickdiscipl

WHAT??...lol..I think you and some others are trying to make this MAN movie into something it isnt. Its about oldschool action hero's and some newer guys coming together to make a good,ballstothewall,gun slinging,buttkicking,loud,explosive good time movie..thats it..nothing more. AND that is what it does..Im assuming most here are younger then me and didnt grow up with good action hero role-models? Everything is Ryan Reynolds and Twilight now..:roll:

The first one may have been the worst movie I've ever seen. It has no redeeming qualities. Chuck Norris redeems this one instantly.

hartsickdiscipl

Compared to Stallone and Schwarzenegger alone, Norris was nothing more than an also-ran in a group of A-list action stars. He never enjoyed anything near the success that the other two had in their heyday, being in nothing but B-grade action films. Most people can name Sly & Arnold's film off the top of their heads, but not a whole lot of people can do that with Norris. The only reason he's even relevant in this day and age is because of the stupid meme. Norris should be kissing Stallone's taint, because there's no way in hell he could be in a movie such as this by his so-called "star power" alone.

Thats not Jet Li on the cover, just some random Asian chick...

WTF

[QUOTE="travisstaggs"]

I...I really wasn't expecting a sequel. :|

SPYDER0416

You didn't expect a sequel from a moderately high grossing action movie produced by a guy who kept Rocky and Rambo going for several decades?

[QUOTE="hartsickdiscipl"]

The first one may have been the worst movie I've ever seen. It has no redeeming qualities. Chuck Norris redeems this one instantly.

VanDammFan

WHAT??...lol..I think you and some others are trying to make this MAN movie into something it isnt. Its about oldschool action hero's and some newer guys coming together to make a good,ballstothewall,gun slinging,buttkicking,loud,explosive good time movie..thats it..nothing more. AND that is what it does..Im assuming most here are younger then me and didnt grow up with good action hero role-models? Everything is Ryan Reynolds and Twilight now..:roll:

The first movie was a terrible action flick. I could name literally dozens of "man movies" that did the job FAR better. Expendables was a loosely-written, poorly-directed, horribly acted movie. It was boring as hell. Not to mention that Stallone looks like he's made out of plaster. He needs to hang it up.. It's really bad.

[QUOTE="hartsickdiscipl"]

The first one may have been the worst movie I've ever seen. It has no redeeming qualities. Chuck Norris redeems this one instantly.

Hallenbeck77

Compared to Stallone and Schwarzenegger alone, Norris was nothing more than an also-ran in a group of A-list action stars. He never enjoyed anything near the success that the other two had in their heyday, being in nothing but B-grade action films. Most people can name Sly & Arnold's film off the top of their heads, but not a whole lot of people can do that with Norris. The only reason he's even relevant in this day and age is because of the stupid meme. Norris should be kissing Stallone's taint, because there's no way in hell he could be in a movie such as this by his so-called "star power" alone.

At least Chuck Norris was a legit tough guy in the real world of martial arts. Also, there has never been a better (meaning worse) cheesy action movie star than Chuck Norris. All you have to do is watch 5 minutes of "the Delta Force" to know that I'm right. Norris is both a joke and a legitimate legend all at once, as are many of the stars in this movie. The difference is that Chuck does it all without voice inflection or change of facial expression. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I can't explain it to you. It's part of the legend that is Chuck.

[QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"]

[QUOTE="hartsickdiscipl"]

The first one may have been the worst movie I've ever seen. It has no redeeming qualities. Chuck Norris redeems this one instantly.

hartsickdiscipl

Compared to Stallone and Schwarzenegger alone, Norris was nothing more than an also-ran in a group of A-list action stars. He never enjoyed anything near the success that the other two had in their heyday, being in nothing but B-grade action films. Most people can name Sly & Arnold's film off the top of their heads, but not a whole lot of people can do that with Norris. The only reason he's even relevant in this day and age is because of the stupid meme. Norris should be kissing Stallone's taint, because there's no way in hell he could be in a movie such as this by his so-called "star power" alone.

At least Chuck Norris was a legit tough guy in the real world of martial arts. Also, there has never been a better (meaning worse) cheesy action movie star than Chuck Norris. All you have to do is watch 5 minutes of "the Delta Force" to know that I'm right. Norris is both a joke and a legitimate legend all at once, as are many of the stars in this movie. The difference is that Chuck does it all without voice inflection or change of facial expression. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I can't explain it to you. It's part of the legend that is Chuck.

So many old timers on one poster...

[QUOTE="VanDammFan"]

[QUOTE="hartsickdiscipl"]

The first one may have been the worst movie I've ever seen. It has no redeeming qualities. Chuck Norris redeems this one instantly.

hartsickdiscipl

WHAT??...lol..I think you and some others are trying to make this MAN movie into something it isnt. Its about oldschool action hero's and some newer guys coming together to make a good,ballstothewall,gun slinging,buttkicking,loud,explosive good time movie..thats it..nothing more. AND that is what it does..Im assuming most here are younger then me and didnt grow up with good action hero role-models? Everything is Ryan Reynolds and Twilight now..:roll:

The first movie was a terrible action flick. I could name literally dozens of "man movies" that did the job FAR better. Expendables was a loosely-written, poorly-directed, horribly acted movie. It was boring as hell. Not to mention that Stallone looks like he's made out of plaster. He needs to hang it up.. It's really bad.

lol...k..well here's hoping you look and feel as good as he does at that age. in his 60s and could probably beat the h&* out of you and me..and growing old and looking old while can upset a person, it should also be a badge of honor..we've made it this far and lived a great life...so..plaster or not,he is a legend and still killing it.

Where is Jackie Chan? Come on i want jackie chan there too. Drakes_Fortune

[QUOTE="Drakes_Fortune"]Where is Jackie Chan? Come on i want jackie chan there too. Hallenbeck77

[QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"][QUOTE="Drakes_Fortune"]Where is Jackie Chan? Come on i want jackie chan there too. Drakes_Fortune

[QUOTE="Drakes_Fortune"][QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"]He comes across as someone who wouldn't do it unless there's a big payday involved. Besides, he comes across as something of an odd man out along those heavy hitters.Hallenbeck77

ughhh why chuck norris

spawnassasin

I have a feeling this will never make it to dvd. Too much testosterone for one disk to contain.

No Kurt Russel? Won't see one of these kinds of films until it has Kurt.

I have a feeling this will never make it to dvd. Too much testosterone for one disk to contain.

Serraph105

I have a feeling this will never make it to dvd. Too much testosterone for one disk to contain.

Serraph105

Good thing Blu-Ray was invented.

Awesome! I can't wait for Grandpa Warehouse Fight 2.

I have a feeling this will never make it to dvd. Too much testosterone for one disk to contain.

Serraph105

*sigh*

To this day, the fact that incredibles 1 destroyed Scott Pilgrim at the box office

is proof US film audience continues to go to *****

*sigh*

To this day, the fact that incredibles 1 destroyed Scott Pilgrim at the box office

is proof US film audience continues to go to *****

dercoo