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so what do we do now :?andyboiiiWell I thought we were sharing completely irrelevant things that no one cares about, hence my input.
Did you frame it and hang it up or did you just jam some push pins into the corners just to hold it up. Is it a group shot or an album cover painting?
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Well I thought we were sharing completely irrelevant things that no one cares about, hence my input.D3nnyCraneoh my apologies sir. well then I guess I will share my little story. yesterday at work I was sitting a woman to a table and accidently poked her boob with the menu. here's the crazy thing though it didn't jiggle:o
[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="andyboiii"]so what do we do now :?ParandrusWell I thought we were sharing completely irrelevant things that no one cares about, hence my input. How does one go about thinking someone is their cousin, and then finding out that they're not? Finding out she was actually adopted, meaning we had no blood relation and instead of being awkward about it it should've been something beautiful. Although the revelation of adoption messed her up so probably not a ground to revisit.
[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Well I thought we were sharing completely irrelevant things that no one cares about, hence my input.andyboiiioh my apologies sir. well then I guess I will share my little story. yesterday at work I was sitting a woman to a table and accidently poked her boob with the menu. here's the crazy thing though it didn't jiggle:o This is most interesting. Did you ask her what that was all about?
[QUOTE="Parandrus"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] Well I thought we were sharing completely irrelevant things that no one cares about, hence my input.D3nnyCraneHow does one go about thinking someone is their cousin, and then finding out that they're not? Finding out she was actually adopted, meaning we had no blood relation and instead of being awkward about it it should've been something beautiful. Although the revelation of adoption messed her up so probably not a ground to revisit. I wish interesting things like that would happen to me, but noooo. Except for her getting messed up by finding out she's adopted, that's not cool.
[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Parandrus"] How does one go about thinking someone is their cousin, and then finding out that they're not?ParandrusFinding out she was actually adopted, meaning we had no blood relation and instead of being awkward about it it should've been something beautiful. Although the revelation of adoption messed her up so probably not a ground to revisit. I wish interesting things like that would happen to me, but noooo. Except for her getting messed up by finding out she's adopted, that's not cool. Actually was more the drugs, dropping outta uni and unwed pregnancy that messed her up but hey, we'll always have the memories. My only advice is to make out with your cousins and hope for the best.
[QUOTE="andyboiii"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Well I thought we were sharing completely irrelevant things that no one cares about, hence my input.D3nnyCraneoh my apologies sir. well then I guess I will share my little story. yesterday at work I was sitting a woman to a table and accidently poked her boob with the menu. here's the crazy thing though it didn't jiggle:o This is most interesting. Did you ask her what that was all about? I should have but I didn't. I just said "oops sorry!" like in clueless and then I walked away...
[QUOTE="Parandrus"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] Finding out she was actually adopted, meaning we had no blood relation and instead of being awkward about it it should've been something beautiful. Although the revelation of adoption messed her up so probably not a ground to revisit.D3nnyCraneI wish interesting things like that would happen to me, but noooo. Except for her getting messed up by finding out she's adopted, that's not cool. Actually was more the drugs, dropping outta uni and unwed pregnancy that messed her up but hey, we'll always have the memories. My only advice is to make out with your cousins and hope for the best. Sadly I have no cousins around here. I guess all that could happen to me is making out with someone who turns out to be my cousin, which, for some reason, doesn't sound as fun.
[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Parandrus"] I wish interesting things like that would happen to me, but noooo. Except for her getting messed up by finding out she's adopted, that's not cool.ParandrusActually was more the drugs, dropping outta uni and unwed pregnancy that messed her up but hey, we'll always have the memories. My only advice is to make out with your cousins and hope for the best. Sadly I have no cousins around here. I guess all that could happen to me is making out with someone who turns out to be my cousin, which, for some reason, doesn't sound as fun. If she's hot no one will hold it against you.
[QUOTE="Parandrus"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] Actually was more the drugs, dropping outta uni and unwed pregnancy that messed her up but hey, we'll always have the memories. My only advice is to make out with your cousins and hope for the best.D3nnyCraneSadly I have no cousins around here. I guess all that could happen to me is making out with someone who turns out to be my cousin, which, for some reason, doesn't sound as fun. If she's hot no one will hold it against you. This is true. Solid advice.
[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Parandrus"] Sadly I have no cousins around here. I guess all that could happen to me is making out with someone who turns out to be my cousin, which, for some reason, doesn't sound as fun.ParandrusIf she's hot no one will hold it against you. This is true. Solid advice. And now that my advice giving to you is done...
[QUOTE="Blood-Scribe"]I have two Opeth posters on my wall.andyboiiitc just got owned
Booyah
And yes, that globe is upside-down.
Origin > Opeth. Origin are perhaps the best band whose name starts with an O. Yes this means they are better than Obituary.
I would like an Origin poster like this on my wall
Look at how tough that guy is. Death metal. That's great. Look at that beard and hobo chique. Look at that chain, studded guitar strap, and menacing "metal constipation" expression, all sweetly and paradoxically juxtaposed with the tight black leather pants that say "i may be tough, but i've also got flare!"
I'd feel happy having that guy on my wall. Wouldn't you?
Now look at the sissy man from Opeth
Do I really need to expand on this? The bizarre choice of alcohol, the goofy smiling (smiling is not allowed in metal! unless doing so makes you look crazy...which is not the case here). Also, what's with the lame hand gesture? Where are the horns? That's not cool. Worst of all, while he is wearing black, the man is wearing a SWEATER. that's not metal. He also has no leather on his person, as opposed to the Origin guitarist's shining black pants, which are epically sweet
With that, i rest my case. Origin > Opeth, Origin = death metal. TC, tear down that poster now and put up an Origin poster. They are the best metal band to start with an O. This is a fact.
Origin > Opeth. Origin are perhaps the best band whose name starts with an O. Yes this means they are better than Obituary.
I would like an Origin poster like this on my wall
Look at how tough that guy is. Death metal. That's great. Look at that beard and hobo chique. Look at that chain, studded guitar strap, and menacing "metal constipation" expression, all sweetly and paradoxically juxtaposed with the tight black leather pants that say "i may be tough, but i've also got flare!"
I'd feel happy having that guy on my wall. Wouldn't you?
Now look at the sissy man from Opeth
Do I really need to expand on this? The bizarre choice of alcohol, the goofy smiling (smiling is not allowed in metal! unless doing so makes you look crazy...which is not the case here). Also, what's with the lame hand gesture? Where are the horns? That's not cool. Worst of all, while he is wearing black, the man is wearing a SWEATER. that's not metal. He also has no leather on his person, as opposed to the Origin guitarist's shining black pants, which are epically sweet
With that, i rest my case. Origin > Opeth, Origin = death metal. TC, tear down that poster now and put up an Origin poster. They are the best metal band to start with an O. This is a fact.
Paladin_King
Ozone?!?! everyone loves the numa numa song.
Origin > Opeth. Origin are perhaps the best band whose name starts with an O. Yes this means they are better than Obituary.
I would like an Origin poster like this on my wall
Look at how tough that guy is. Death metal. That's great. Look at that beard and hobo chique. Look at that chain, studded guitar strap, and menacing "metal constipation" expression, all sweetly and paradoxically juxtaposed with the tight black leather pants that say "i may be tough, but i've also got flare!"
I'd feel happy having that guy on my wall. Wouldn't you?
Now look at the sissy man from Opeth
Do I really need to expand on this? The bizarre choice of alcohol, the goofy smiling (smiling is not allowed in metal! unless doing so makes you look crazy...which is not the case here). Also, what's with the lame hand gesture? Where are the horns? That's not cool. Worst of all, while he is wearing black, the man is wearing a SWEATER. that's not metal. He also has no leather on his person, as opposed to the Origin guitarist's shining black pants, which are epically sweet
With that, i rest my case. Origin > Opeth, Origin = death metal. TC, tear down that poster now and put up an Origin poster. They are the best metal band to start with an O. This is a fact.
Paladin_King
Thanks alot. Now I need to tear down one more poster than the TC. I hate you.
Ozone?!?! everyone loves the numa numa song.Guppy507
Why would I listen to that when i can listen to classics like "Debased Humanity" and "wrath of vishnu?" I don't think you understand Origin. I don't think you understand death metal. I recommend you go back to my previous post and stare at that bearded grimace for 24 minutes. Then maybe you will find yourself. Origin rules.
Death Metal = Serious Freaking BusinessD3nnyCrane
Business implies that it's just a part of life. I go to do business/work 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week. That is only 40 hours a week of business and is not satisfactory. Death metal = life. Death metal = 24 hours a day. Death metal = 168 hours a week. [
Thanks alot. Now I need to tear down one more poster than the TC. I hate you.
Blood-Scribe
Don't worry. Opeth is sissy. Their posters are flimsy and easy to tear apart. Put up an Origin poster. You will find that tearing up an Origin poster is more difficult than tearing apart a Japanese phone book. Except Origin are not Japanese.
[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Death Metal = Serious Freaking BusinessPaladin_King
Business implies that it's just a part of life. I go to do business/work 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week. That is only 40 hours a week of business and is not satisfactory. Death metal = life. Death metal = 24 hours a day. Death metal = 168 hours a week.
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