The toilet was clogged - I tried plunging it and started gagging - I was thinking about just doing it outside - but it's cold and somehow I knew it would be a disaster - so I grabbed a plastic wal mart sack and did a standing squat in the bathroom with the bag creating a air tight seal - it went wrong though - I didn't check to see if there was a hole in the bad and wound up seeing the waste on the floor staring up at me - plus I didn't check to see if there was any toilet paper - I used napkins and washed my hands about three times already - I can still smell it vaguely - thats my story for the evening
[QUOTE="Zap-O-Matic"][QUOTE="Fire_Ants"]You sir, deserve the Noble Prize For Creating Ways to take a dump when the toilets clogged award.....Fire_Ants
i once took a dump in my toilet...i think i should win :evil: :D But was it clogged, good sir? well no, but when i went to wash my hands, i didnt have poppy scented soup :cry:
I'm frightened now... :(
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