I just woke up from a 20 year sleep. Tell me everything that I missed.

I fell asleep in 1989, march 19. After being asleep for 3 days my parents consulted a doctor, they didnt know what was wrong with me. 20 years later, I have finally woken up. Tell me everything that I have missed.

ebay_addict

I went through puberty. Start to finish.

Issac Hayes
Barry White
Frank Sanatra
James Brown
Jeff Corwin
All Dead

Everything you wore when you went to sleep is ok to where now.

We have just fought off a terrorist ogranization called the republicans to retain power of the White House, there was a cruel dictator named Dubia who was their leader. He is now held up in Texas.

Cool shows you missed.

Sopranos
The Wire
Seinfeld

The twin towers no longer exist.

I'll think of more to tell you later.

mosdef_basic

Jeff Corwin isn't dead. Your thinking of Steve Irwin.

how do u know about ebay then? it was created liek 10 years after

Oh yeah, this little show called south park is what we now live our lives buy. It told the truth about everything and now we are all elightend

DazedDarkness

True, true, :D :D

[QUOTE="JenniFRESH"]

We have a black president.

w00t.

Cactus_Matt

Who's this 'we' you speak of?

we all entered 'The Matrix', but we didnt like this poncy guy called the Architect so we left.

Trust me, you don't want to know.

[QUOTE="mosdef_basic"]

Issac Hayes
Barry White
Frank Sanatra
James Brown
Jeff Corwin
All Dead

Everything you wore when you went to sleep is ok to where now.

We have just fought off a terrorist ogranization called the republicans to retain power of the White House, there was a cruel dictator named Dubia who was their leader. He is now held up in Texas.

Cool shows you missed.

Sopranos
The Wire
Seinfeld

The twin towers no longer exist.

I'll think of more to tell you later.

KH-mixerX

Jeff Corwin isn't dead. Your thinking of Steve Irwin.

ahh, yes he is. He's in my closet next to Hoffa.

The USSR has collapsed, Pope John Paul II has passed away, 4mb stick of RAM no longer cost $250 you can now buy 1gb (1024mb) stick for $40.

AzureEm

Jfk was assassinated priestinacloset

[QUOTE="priestinacloset"]Jfk was assassinated King-Saddam

[QUOTE="AzureEm"]

The USSR has collapsed, Pope John Paul II has passed away, 4mb stick of RAM no longer cost $250 you can now buy 1gb (1024mb) stick for $40.

thepwninator

Go back to sleep
Check back in another 20 years

[QUOTE="King-Saddam"][QUOTE="priestinacloset"]Jfk was assassinated thepwninator

[QUOTE="thepwninator"][QUOTE="AzureEm"]

The USSR has collapsed, Pope John Paul II has passed away, 4mb stick of RAM no longer cost $250 you can now buy 1gb (1024mb) stick for $40.

Engrish_Major

You missed gamespot. How did you get here?thriteenthmonke

I fell asleep in 1989, march 19. After being asleep for 3 days my parents consulted a doctor, they didnt know what was wrong with me. 20 years later, I have finally woken up. Tell me everything that I have missed.

ebay_addict

... and the return of Christ.

Cactus_Matt

Wow.thepwninator

The economy is terrible.

[QUOTE="thepwninator"]Wow.Jandurin

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="thepwninator"]Wow.thepwninator