I just won the lottery

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#51 Scoob64
Member since 2008 • 2635 Posts

won $100 off a scratch off ticket last year :-D :-D :-D

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#52 worlock77
Member since 2009 • 22552 Posts

I won the genetic lottery.UniverseIX

Man, I lost that one bigger than s***.

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#53 nd5000
Member since 2010 • 97 Posts

I aint won jack a lot from the squattery the lotteries should be the jack squattery cause I aint jack squatting a lot y they should rename the lottery to the jack squattery cause that's all I ever win in it!!!!!

(squidbillies quote, also true in my case)

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#54 racing1750
Member since 2010 • 14567 Posts
Umm, I won a spelling exam in primary school :D
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#55 MushroomWig
Member since 2009 • 11625 Posts
Lucky, I've been doing the lotto every week for a year and haven't won anything.
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#56 deactivated-5d0e4d67d0988
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Had a dream last night that I won 20 million. Woke up this morning......FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Back to work.

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#57 Sunfyre7896
Member since 2011 • 1644 Posts

I bet no one has ever won one of these. I think they just give some random jokers a grand and have them go on tv saying they won and then hold up a big cardboard check. Has anyone actually personally met or known one of these so called "winners." It's like the million from McDonald's Monopoly. I think they just let everyone win the 2nd on down.

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#58 kittensRjerks
Member since 2010 • 3802 Posts

3 yrs ago I won $1600 on a lotto ticket 5/6 numbers (649), then 2 months later won $1,000 on a scratch ticket. Haven't won any after that though. Besides 5 or 10 bux here and there.

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#59 killerband55
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when i was a kid, my class were part of a scavenger hunt for a winning egg, out of 22 eggs, i got the 1st prize egg, and won a huge chocolate Easter Bunny, first and only time ever being a lucky winner

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#60 LJS9502_basic
Member since 2003 • 180102 Posts
Most I won was $20 on a scratch off....
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#61 halo3-player
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won 50 bucks once on a scratch off
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#62 hadoken
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if i won the lottery the only people i would tell is my immediate family and no one else. i would vanish and no one would ever see me again. everyone in the world is GREEDY and i mean EVERYONE!
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#63 Maniacc1
Member since 2006 • 5354 Posts
One time I scratched off a Yahtzee game card my grocery store game me and won $1.
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#64 ad1x2
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Back when I was 14 I won a Blockbuster gaming tournament by scoring the highest on Donkey Kong Country (it was a special cartridge with a scoring system and built-in timer). Won a year of free gaming rentals (two a month). More recently I also won five dollars on a scratch-off ticket I paid five dollars for. I won around four months ago but it's still sitting in my car uncashed.

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#65 Lost-Memory
Member since 2009 • 1556 Posts
I won a cheap green ukulele at a fair a year ago or something.
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#66 Serraph105
Member since 2007 • 36092 Posts

congrats. Don't spend it all in one place.

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#67 Kcube
Member since 2003 • 25398 Posts

congrats. Don't spend it all in one place.

Serraph105

To late.I bought 4 powerball tickets and a powerade ^_^

Judging by the responses here though I should have bought 4 scratch off tickets :(

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#68 Baconbits2004
Member since 2009 • 12602 Posts
I won twenty on those little crossword scratch offs. :3
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#69 SailorHiiragi
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I thought I won 10,000 off that scratch n match they had on the east.
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#70 one_plum
Member since 2009 • 6823 Posts

I wont OT's respect... that's what the cool users told me.