I Need A Quote For School, But Not for An Essay or something.

"Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments." -- Ambrose Bierce

Bierce has a lot of somewhat similar quotes that are pretty funny.

muthsera666

"I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature"

Hitler

"**** happens, someone has to deal with it, and who you gonna call?"

OR

"There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a watch."

I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. YOU snag it!

"it's over 9000!"

"Do a barrel roll"

"Some stay dry, while others stay the same"

"chocolate rain"

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

- Oscar Wilde

Good quote to use IMO.

The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind. --- Marquis de Sadegiton

"God is like an invisible friend, only more spiteful." :P

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

- Oscar Wilde

Good quote to use IMO.

Panzer-schreck

ah, this one reminds me of

"In the United States, the majority undertakes to supply a
multitude of ready-made opinions for the use of individuals, who
are thus relieved from the necessity of forming opinions of their
own." -- Alexis de Tocqueville

and

"Nature has not got two voices, you know, one of them condemning all day what the other commands." -- Marquis de Sade

"Procrastination: Work pays off later, laziness pays off now." - DeMotivator

Despair.com is good for some quick, depressing quotes.

[QUOTE="M1Hunter66"][QUOTE="guitboxdude25"][QUOTE="crimzonFear"]

"Life is a **** and then u die" -A bunch of people

guitboxdude25

ughh i hate that quote.

Why? It really does speak truth.

nah,life isnt a ****,its amazing,and if you go through life thinking its gunna be hell,then your just going to die,then life is going to be bad......well thats just my opinion

Really, life sucks ass for me Im simply waiting for death and just seeing whats along the path.

As for a quote heres one I just made up though not very good. "The answer will always be trumped by the question why."

"She looked at me penetratingly. So I suppose you can figure out what happened next."

-Iggy Pop

"If an expert says it can't be done, get a new expert."

Copernicus: "If we know that we know what we know, and don't know what we do not know, that is true knowledge."

IMA CHARGIN' MAH SPLAZER!

http://www.goodquotes.com/funnythoughts.htm

taht should help. :)

like i said last night when someone else asked for a quote, "Never pay for sex. Say you'll pay for sex, then run away while she's getting dressed."--big_old_tom

~-~Common sense is anything but common.~-~The_PirateKing

That must be one of the most truist things ive heard.

I'm the jugganaut, *****

or a quote from Ben Stein "Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done"
Hom3_Pwn3r

Hearing that in X men 3 made me lafugh so badly. I would by the movie just to resee that part.

[QUOTE="The_PirateKing"]~-~Common sense is anything but common.~-~blackldragon

That must be one of the most truist things ive heard.

[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"][QUOTE="tarunramesh"][QUOTE="cool_baller"]

So basically my phyiscs teacher is in her first year at this school. The walls of her room are quite empty. So what she did was divided the walls into little squares, and each student get's to write a quote in the square. So what should my quote be? I don't know what to put. I got until mondy to figure it out.

P.S. She is kind of hot.

P.S.(again) No Hitler quotes.

bradleybhoy

"wise men have something to say, fools have to say something"

omg you should do that one!!!! nice one tarunamesh.

haha thx man, i love it to and it makes good sense

physics hey uhhhhm

"Without maths their would be no way to do physics"

"One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets." Ali g

boooyakushah!:P

"I herd u liek mudkipz"

[QUOTE="wallymartin"]Yo tengo queso en mis pantalones!Babolu

YOU HAVE WHAT IN YOUR PANTS?

cheese

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes the laws."
Mayer Amschel Rothschild

Thanks for the input of ideas(some better than others). I got a few good ones of my own, and some from this thread.cool_baller

so which one you goona use?