I need something funny to say.

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#1 StaindShadow
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I'm gonna be talking to this girl I really like, and while I've got what I'm going to say planned out, I don't have a line that would make her laugh--which is always a good thing. By the way, I'm not talking about a joke or anything, just something that'd make her laugh. Maybe you have something from past experience, whatever.

So, if you've got anything, I'd like to hear it. Thanks. :)

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#2 Hey_Jay
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I've got what I'm going to say planned out,

StaindShadow

There's your first problem.

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"you have amazing eyebrows, they remind me of your budunkadunk"
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#4 Big_player
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You planned out a conversation..., Please record said conversation and post for teh epic lulz.
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#5 StaindShadow
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You planned out a conversation..., Please record said conversation and post for teh epic lulz.Big_player

Obviously not an entire conversation. Just my 'opening.' And no.

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#6 Jakendo
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So I was watching *insert funny show here* and they did *insert funny thing here*
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#7 FamiBox
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You have to plan what you're going to say?

And why the need to tell a joke?

Why not just go up to her and improvise. Be yourself.

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#8 Big_player
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[QUOTE="Big_player"]You planned out a conversation..., Please record said conversation and post for teh epic lulz.StaindShadow



Obviously not an entire conversation. Just my 'opening.' And no.

Then could you at least tell us how bad it went in detail?

Seriously man planning a conversation will never work unless you know the person better then you know yourself.
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#9 black_cat19
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[QUOTE="StaindShadow"]

I've got what I'm going to say planned out,

SaugaGames

There's your first problem.

Agreed.

You have to plan what you're going to say?

Why not just go up to her and improvise. Be yourself.

FamiBox

Agreed.

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#10 efrucht
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Your not giving a speech, your talking to a girl, don't plan it out, just go with the flow.
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#11 branketra
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kab_2p3Zb9A

Just say it.

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#12 camarowu
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Just ask her out for ice cream and ask tons of questions. Chicks love ice cream and they love to talk. Don't forget your Jim hat.
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#13 Jakendo
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[QUOTE="SaugaGames"][QUOTE="StaindShadow"]

I've got what I'm going to say planned out,

black_cat19

There's your first problem.

Agreed.

You have to plan what you're going to say?

Why not just go up to her and improvise. Be yourself.

FamiBox

Agreed.

I agree with your agreements.

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#14 curono
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[QUOTE="SaugaGames"][QUOTE="StaindShadow"]

I've got what I'm going to say planned out,

black_cat19

There's your first problem.

Agreed.

You have to plan what you're going to say?

Why not just go up to her and improvise. Be yourself.

FamiBox

Agreed.

Agreed. Take some nerve and be spontaneous!

(spontaneous=/= run naked in front of her or being a complete jack***)

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#15 luisen123
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Add the phrase "ladies" after everything you said, should work like a charm..
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#16 DJCUEBALL
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Clearly you're too young and inexperienced. Go listen to Tom Leykis in my sig and you shall learn young grasshopper.
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#17 DrSponge
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Walk up to her going: "Ahee hee hoo hee hoo haaaa...and I thought MY jokes were bad..."

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#18 Redgarl
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[QUOTE="StaindShadow"]

I've got what I'm going to say planned out,

SaugaGames

There's your first problem.

Don't search for anything else, that was funny as hell... I was planning on planning something to say :P

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#19 Thanatos_990
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just say "I wanna stick my **** in you babygurl"
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#20 N8A
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You can't plan it out since you cant plan on what she is going to say, so just go with the flow.
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#21 Philx3
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Say some serious stuff or she'll think your a walking joke.
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#22 DrSponge
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Say some serious stuff or she'll think your a walking joke.Philx3

Why so serious?...*ahem*