I never thought I would get aids.

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#1 leegar88
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I haven't told anyone else this but I don't want to keep it inside.

I have been with this girl for a while, she was really nice. She started losing a lot of wait when we were going out, but I didn't think anything was weird about it. She never seemed like a wild type of girl and I didn't think she would cheat on me. But later on in our relationship she started getting sick a lot. One day it got so bad she finally decided to go to the hospital, she died shortly after that.

I talked to her mother and she told me that she died of aids. I couldn't believe it, and then I feared for my own life. So I scheduled an appointment with my doctor, hoping that maybe I didn't have it. So I went to the clinic and had a test done still praying that I didn't have it. A few days later I went back to see my doctor and he told me that I did have aids. I looked him in the eyes and said now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I liked to take a minute just sit right there i'll tell you how I became a prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised in the playground was where I spent most of my days chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and shootin some b-ball outside of the school when couple of guys who were up to know good started making trouble in myneighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scrared and said your movin with your uncle and auntie in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought you homes forget it no home to bel air I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later I looked at my kingdom I was finnally there to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

After that I didn't know how I would tell my Uncle Phil or the rest of my family.

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#2 _S0LID_SNAKE_
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:? What the hell?
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I knew this was fake as soon as I saw the topic title here in OT.
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#4 kornholio360
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I've gotten into the habbit of reading the last sentences of longer posts like these first, so I have to say it. Epic Phail lulz. :lol:

You should have listened to us when we told you the pool was closed due to aids.

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expected/10
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#6 smallcaplegend
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you almost got me but i have learned to read the last paragraph
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Bravo.*starts a slow clap*
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I didn't even have to read the post to know you were going to do this.

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#9 leegar88
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I've gotten into the habbit of reading the last sentences of longer posts like these first, so I have to say it. Epic Phail lulz. :lol:

You should have listened to us when we told you the pool was closed due to aids.

kornholio360

Hmm I knew I should have done this earlier when people didn't expect it.

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#10 MrGeezer
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Anyone willing to sign a petition requesting that anyone who posts that "Fresh Prince" story gets banned?
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thats not funny @ all :|
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#12 WildLIkeChild
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I've gotten into the habbit of reading the last sentences of longer posts like these first, so I have to say it. Epic Phail lulz. :lol:

You should have listened to us when we told you the pool was closed due to aids.

kornholio360

Just wait until someone puts it in the first setence, and you read the whole thing backwards, and go "awww".

Just wait.

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aww, started singing along :lol:
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i never thought you would be weird
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anyways! thankyou for wasting my time. Retribution will find you!
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anyways! thankyou for wasting my time. Retribution will find you!MichaeltheCM

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I haven't told anyone else this but I don't want to keep it inside.

I have been with this girl for a while, she was really nice. She started losing a lot of wait when we were going out, but I didn't think anything was weird about it. She never seemed like a wild type of girl and I didn't think she would cheat on me. But later on in our relationship she started getting sick a lot. One day it got so bad she finally decided to go to the hospital, she died shortly after that.

I talked to her mother and she told me that she died of aids. I couldn't believe it, and then I feared for my own life. So I scheduled an appointment with my doctor, hoping that maybe I didn't have it. So I went to the clinic and had a test done still praying that I didn't have it. A few days later I went back to see my doctor and he told me that I did have aids. I looked him in the eyes and said now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I liked to take a minute just sit right there i'll tell you how I became a prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised in the playground was where I spent most of my days chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and shootin some b-ball outside of the school when couple of guys who were up to know good started making trouble in myneighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scrared and said your movin with your uncle and auntie in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought you homes forget it no home to bel air I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later I looked at my kingdom I was finnally there to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

After that I didn't know how I would tell my Uncle Phil or the rest of my family.

leegar88
So you're Carlton?!?!?!?!?!
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anyways! thankyou for wasting my time. Retribution will find you!MichaeltheCM

Oh crap where are the mods when I need them.

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Well thats nice that you included that line in the end...but your going to die of Aids anyways...so bye you wont be missed :D..(I get his TV)
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I think the term for this scenario is weak sauce.
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I was watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air last night. It was really good stuff. It was when Will and Carlton have to strip to pay for Aunt Viv's bracelet.

I lol'd. Good times.

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"Arg". That's all I can say is just "Arg". That and now I feel like watching the show, thanks. :roll:
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This story needs a bear.
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Internet macro time.

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This story needs a bear.jrhawk42

The bear needs the Fresh Prince.

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#27 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Yup, i knew it the second i read the title.
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#28 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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You should have said HIV and not AIDS since you won't get AIDS until about 10 years after contracting HIV. But the fresh prince of belair ending was pretty good.
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Bravo.*starts a slow clap*generalpotatoes

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Wheres Jazz?
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I was watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air last night. It was really good stuff. It was when Will and Carlton have to strip to pay for Aunt Viv's bracelet.

I lol'd. Good times.

MoonSpoon

I liked the one where Will's dad shows up and tries to reconnect with Will. But then Will's dad ditches on Will again. And Will is like, "Why doesn't my dad love me?" :cry:

That was a good episode.

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Well tell your Uncle Phil that you're dirty, you messed up and killed some girl because you had the right fun with the wrong girl.

...what?

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#33 leegar88
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Wheres Jazz?Tjeremiah1988

Jazz is to cool for aids.

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I didn't get tricked by this one. :D
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[QUOTE="MoonSpoon"]

I was watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air last night. It was really good stuff. It was when Will and Carlton have to strip to pay for Aunt Viv's bracelet.

I lol'd. Good times.

MrGeezer

I liked the one where Will's dad shows up and tries to reconnect with Will. But then Will's dad ditches on Will again. And Will is like, "Why doesn't my dad love me?" :cry:

That was a good episode.

and at the end they show the present his father gave him :(. I can relate to that episode.

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Did the doctor have a cure?
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Lucky me I was trained in the arts of gamespot so I just read the last sentence and smiled now I'm off to go watch the fresh prince since its on right now on nick at night yay.
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[QUOTE="MoonSpoon"]

I was watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air last night. It was really good stuff. It was when Will and Carlton have to strip to pay for Aunt Viv's bracelet.

I lol'd. Good times.

MrGeezer

I liked the one where Will's dad shows up and tries to reconnect with Will. But then Will's dad ditches on Will again. And Will is like, "Why doesn't my dad love me?" :cry:

That was a good episode.

I don't remember that one. :(

I also watched the one where they have to enter a dance contest to get money to get home. Good stuff.

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:lol::lol::lol:
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Fresh Prince FTW
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hmm i expected a bear
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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="MoonSpoon"]

I was watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air last night. It was really good stuff. It was when Will and Carlton have to strip to pay for Aunt Viv's bracelet.

I lol'd. Good times.

MoonSpoon

I liked the one where Will's dad shows up and tries to reconnect with Will. But then Will's dad ditches on Will again. And Will is like, "Why doesn't my dad love me?" :cry:

That was a good episode.

I don't remember that one. :(

I also watched the one where they have to enter a dance contest to get money to get home. Good stuff.

Another great one was the one where they were trying out for a fraternity, and Carlton was have to do all kinds of **** tasks. :lol: Hilarious.

That was also a great episode because it had a serious point to it. See, this guy was treating Carlton like crap, then refused to let him into the fraternity because he thought Carlton was a sellout. And Carlton was like, "I may listen to Tom Jones and wear preppy clothes, but I've busted my ass for you guys. You can talk all about 'brotherhood' but if you ask me, you're the REAL sellout."

And I had to stand up and clap. That was a great ****ing episode. Not only did it show just how awesome Carlton is, it also got a serious point across without sacrificing good old fashioned slapstick comedy (like, Will is about to swallow a goldfish, then the camera cuts to a scene where they're making Carlton eat a live 2 foot long trout).

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Golf clap in order. :roll:
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[QUOTE="MoonSpoon"][QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="MoonSpoon"]

I was watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air last night. It was really good stuff. It was when Will and Carlton have to strip to pay for Aunt Viv's bracelet.

I lol'd. Good times.

MrGeezer

I liked the one where Will's dad shows up and tries to reconnect with Will. But then Will's dad ditches on Will again. And Will is like, "Why doesn't my dad love me?" :cry:

That was a good episode.

I don't remember that one. :(

I also watched the one where they have to enter a dance contest to get money to get home. Good stuff.

Another great one was the one where they were trying out for a fraternity, and Carlton was have to do all kinds of **** tasks. :lol: Hilarious.

That was also a great episode because it had a serious point to it. See, this guy was treating Carlton like crap, then refused to let him into the fraternity because he thought Carlton was a sellout. And Carlton was like, "I may listen to Tom Jones and wear preppy clothes, but I've busted my ass for you guys. You can talk all about 'brotherhood' but if you ask me, you're the REAL sellout."

And I had to stand up and clap. That was a great ****ing episode. Not only did it show just how awesome Carlton is, it also got a serious point across without sacrificing good old fashioned slapstick comedy (like, Will is about to swallow a goldfish, then the camera cuts to a scene where they're making Carlton eat a live 2 foot long trout).

Oh yes! I remember that one. Just watched it not too long ago.

I was deeply moved, I will admit.

I'm watching some episode right now on Nick @ Nite. Don't really remember it.

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[QUOTE="MoonSpoon"][QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="MoonSpoon"]

I was watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air last night. It was really good stuff. It was when Will and Carlton have to strip to pay for Aunt Viv's bracelet.

I lol'd. Good times.

MrGeezer

I liked the one where Will's dad shows up and tries to reconnect with Will. But then Will's dad ditches on Will again. And Will is like, "Why doesn't my dad love me?" :cry:

That was a good episode.

I don't remember that one. :(

I also watched the one where they have to enter a dance contest to get money to get home. Good stuff.

Another great one was the one where they were trying out for a fraternity, and Carlton was have to do all kinds of **** tasks. :lol: Hilarious.

That was also a great episode because it had a serious point to it. See, this guy was treating Carlton like crap, then refused to let him into the fraternity because he thought Carlton was a sellout. And Carlton was like, "I may listen to Tom Jones and wear preppy clothes, but I've busted my ass for you guys. You can talk all about 'brotherhood' but if you ask me, you're the REAL sellout."

And I had to stand up and clap. That was a great ****ing episode. Not only did it show just how awesome Carlton is, it also got a serious point across without sacrificing good old fashioned slapstick comedy (like, Will is about to swallow a goldfish, then the camera cuts to a scene where they're making Carlton eat a live 2 foot long trout).

Yeah that was one of those great Carlton episodes just like the one when he was dancing to Michael Jackson on soul train.

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I like the episode when Will and Carlton were in jail and this white dude starts singing. Then Will said "IF you see a white person in jail, you know he did something bad :shock:". :lol:
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I wish I could lose wait. Think of all the things I could do with that spare time.