I think I need to get laid.

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#1 MrGeezer
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So, like...for years I've been hearing my peers saying stuff like, "dude, you really need to get laid". But see...it's a weird thing to simultaneously have low self esteem AND think that you're better than everyone else. On one hand, every time you meet a decent woman, you run like hell because you know that you're not good enough and will never treat her right. But on the other hand, you see the chicks who wouldn't make you feel inadequate and think to yourself, "man, I'm not lowering myself that much."

Anyway, I've been thinking about this for a while, and I still don't think I need to be in a "relationship". After all, I generally prefer being alone anyway, without a bunch of losers hanging on my arm every minute.

So here's the deal. I'm not asking how to get a girlfriend. I don't want a girlfriend, and I refuse to have a girlfriend.

Also, I am NOT asking how to be a "player". Even though I just want to ****, I do NOT want to "play" people. I will not have sex with a woman who considers me a potential partner, because I do not see her the same way. I am not out to take advantage of people's emotions, I just want to **** some people who also just want to ****.

So here's my question...I see people here frequently asking how to get a girlfriend. But I don't want a girlfriend. I just want pointless meaningless sex without either one of us having to first go through dumbass BS such as "dating". We both see each other, we both agree that the other person is acceptably attractive, we both agree that we never particularly want to see the other person ever again, and we both agree that we should cut through the BS and just get right to the sex. That's what I want. No false intentions, no commitments, and no money exchanged. I'm not talking about hiring a prostitute (which is illegal). I'm talking about the (legal) act of finding a fairly hot woman who just plain wants to have sex, doesn't want to date me, doesn't want to exchange phone numbers, doesn't expect me to buy her stuff first, doesn't expect me to pay her money, and doesn't want to ever see me again after we're done.

So my question is, how can I find a girl like that? I am NOT asking on how to get a girlfriend. I'm asking what are some good ways of finding attractive women who just want quick sex with a stranger, and nothing more.

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#2 Rhazakna
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I'd like to know too, actually.
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#3 Vancelvany
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Get a hooker....
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#4 Matt-4542
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And so the intelligence of society went even lower...

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#5 Sajedene
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To get the things you hate the most but apparently need -- you would need to go to places you would (I'm assuming) despise.

Frat Parties, clubs, bars, etc.

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#6 DeeJayInphinity
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craigslist dude. Although you might not find something.. attractive.. you'll get what you want.
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#7 GreatDecay
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umm....a prostitute?
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#8 cole_793
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lol, go to a bar and pick up a drunk chick
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#9 andyboiii
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craigslist
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#10 Helbrec
Member since 2008 • 1325 Posts
Get some altamish smellin cologne.
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#11 foxhound_fox
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An escort service. They are cleaner than street-side prostitutes and usually are more respectable women. It would be far easier to call an escort than it would be to find a ****-buddy.
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#12 Jazz_Fan
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Get a prostitute....
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#13 black_cat19
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To the topic: Don't we all... :roll:

To the post: Actually I'd love to know where to find girls like that myself, but I'd be willing to bet they don't exist, other than hookers, of course...

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#14 Sajedene
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craigslist andyboiii

Thats actually a good idea. One of my friends did it that way. Shes a crazy nympho though -- lol

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#15 blazinpuertoroc
Member since 2004 • 12245 Posts
not another wall...yeah yeah get laid. Should got with that girl who wouldnt leave you alone at your job and **** the hell outta her.
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#16 blazinpuertoroc
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[QUOTE="andyboiii"]craigslist Sajedene

Thats actually a good idea. One of my friends did it that way. Shes a crazy nympho though -- lol

:lol: STI confirmed
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#17 socked_feet
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The only way you'll find that is if you happen to find a girl who has incredibly low self esteem and is disgustingly dirty. And I doubt you want that, because uh...STD's are bad.

Edit: I also want to mention that if you decide to sleep with a random girl just for the hell of it, you will never get a respectable girlfriend in the future when you want one, because she will probably be too sickened. At least I would be.

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#18 Phenom316
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So do i man

Craigslist FTW

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#19 agentzero23
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I'd like to know too, actually.Rhazakna

Me too :)

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#20 Jakendo
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Dead people aren't that picky...
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#21 sprint_car_fan2
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lol this is funny, thank god i have a girlfriend lol
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#22 lugiemojeed
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its my 3rd week being 6 hours away from home in college and i'm still a virgin.
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#23 II_Seraphim_II
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Umm..i guess you could hit the parties and clubs... :?
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#24 GTA_dude
Member since 2004 • 18358 Posts

How old are you? If your over 21 just go into a singles bar.

If your a college student then just think of it as, whats the worst the could happen? As long as she is not a girl who you see everyday and you have some connection for her to hunt you down and set your house on fire, then just think of it as a just go with the flow.

If your a high school student, then well, as far as I remember, thats all girls did in high school, so you shouldn't really have a problem.

For me, I just try to keep a careless mind and just not worry about what I dont want....if that explains anything.....everything just works out in the end....or atleast it does for me......

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#25 L8erSquare
Member since 2007 • 2599 Posts
Have any female friends that want u as a booty call?
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#26 A_Tarkovsky
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Holy crap, this thread is hilarious.
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#27 trentman7
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Get a hooker....Vancelvany
Ding.
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#28 DeeJayInphinity
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Dead people aren't that picky...Jakendo
:lol: That's great.
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#29 andyboiii
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I was reading on craigslist under casual encounters and one of the women says, "will give BJ for a ride downtown"

there you go my friend 8)

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#30 Zcrimson07
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i think they have websites for that...adultfriend finder.com....myspace... but seriously, you find the hot girl that has sex no strings attached and you find the girl w/ every std known to man
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#31 topraman517
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MrGeezer, are you my clone? And here I thought I was a total weirdo. I don't want to get into details (this is the open internet after all), but I also have this odd middle ground when it comes to sex and love.

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#32 OfficialJab
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[QUOTE="Vancelvany"]Get a hooker....trentman7
Ding.

Gratz.
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#33 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="trentman7"][QUOTE="Vancelvany"]Get a hooker....OfficialJab
Ding.

Gratz.

LMAO :lol: reminds me of WoW....good times :P

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#34 chadurwalla
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We all need to get laid dude, i suggest heading north to canada where prostituion is legal and condoming the big boy up but if you want to be real safe just have some outercourse(bj, tugjob, innerthigh griding etc etc). Goodluck to you and all of us in our quest for kitty and meaningless sex. 2 other things i noticed: women already in relationships are usually more forward and horny than single women, and two women can go from despising you to hoaring herself out to you if they see a hardon in your pants for them. honestly this one girl thought tht i liked her and she always treated me like sheet then she saw my zipper which was bulging and she was so smittened it was hilarious, i never told her it wasnt my dick just the zipper though and after that she was much much nicer. Anyway what im saying is women are stupid hoars.
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#35 3rd_child
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Geez. I don't know where to start with this thread. I think I lost a few brain cells reading it. Who are you referring to when you say "without a bunch of losers hanging on my arm every minute"? Your friends? Or girls?

Also, why do you refuse to have a girlfriend? Is t because you feel you are too good for that? Or not good enough?

Your description of sex is so mechanical (I'm guessing your a virgin.) It's not as simple as you describe it.

1. We both see each other
2. We both agree that the other person is acceptably
attractive.
3. We both agree that we never particularly want to see the
other person ever again.
4. We both agree that we should cut through the BS and just
get right to the sex.

If it were that easy, you wouldn't have even posted this thread.

Mutual "no-strings-attached" sex does exist, although "attractive" women do not usually top the list. Attractive women know that they are attractive and will not have sex with some random guy that easily just because there is a mutual attraction.

Honestly, if you just want to have sex, get an escort. Or find a willing female friend. Or...there's Craigslist.

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#36 SpinoRaptor
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Just get her drunk.
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#37 KG86
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Ask one of your female friends who won't be weird about it.
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#38 pianist
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Anyway what im saying is women are stupid hoars.chadurwalla

Great attitude. :| And impeccable spelling, too.

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#39 darkfox101
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This is disgusting.
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#40 black_cat19
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[QUOTE="chadurwalla"]Anyway what im saying is women are stupid hoars.pianist

Great attitude. :| And impeccable spelling, too.

:lol:

I missed that post (surely it got deleted). Seriously, what's that guy's problem?

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#41 KG86
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This is disgusting.darkfox101

Why is it disgusting?

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#42 pianist
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:lol:

I missed that post (surely it got deleted). Seriously, what's that guy's problem?

black_cat19

No, it's still up there; other than it being spiteful to women in a general sense, I see no reason why it would be deleted. I just grabbed the last sentence.

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#43 black_cat19
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[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

:lol:

I missed that post (surely it got deleted). Seriously, what's that guy's problem?

pianist

No, it's still up there; other than it being spiteful to women in a general sense, I see no reason why it would be deleted. I just grabbed the last sentence.

Well for me that's as good a reason as any, I find that comment rather offensive, but I AM kind of a feminist, so I may be biased here. :P

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#44 skullkrusher13
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oh my god, this thread is awesome
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#45 ff-leader
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Why don't you become an escort then,you get paid for what you want to do.
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#46 C_BozkurT_C
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craigslist andyboiii

:lol: omg

yea TC, you should really try craigslist :lol:

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#47 skullkrusher13
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[QUOTE="andyboiii"]craigslist C_BozkurT_C

:lol: omg

yea TC, you should really try craigslist :lol:

I'm on that site now, and holy **** I'm lmao :lol:

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#48 CoolSkAGuy
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This thread= EPIC WIN lol, frat girls are more likely to put out.
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#49 darkfox101
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[QUOTE="darkfox101"]This is disgusting.KG86

Why is it disgusting?

Just people lusting all over each other
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#50 AtomicBaconBits
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[QUOTE="KG86"]

[QUOTE="darkfox101"]This is disgusting.darkfox101

Why is it disgusting?

Just people lusting all over each other

Yeah,no ****.Is getting laid all people care about now? That's all I hear.