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#51 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="Jakendo"]Dead people aren't that picky...DeeJayInphinity
:lol: That's great.

Plus they cant say no;)

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#52 Big_Bad_Sad
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Get a hooker....Vancelvany
The answer to everything!
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#53 Elann2008
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Go to Europe. No offence to anyone, lol.
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#54 Elann2008
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[QUOTE="C_BozkurT_C"]

[QUOTE="andyboiii"]craigslist skullkrusher13

:lol: omg

yea TC, you should really try craigslist :lol:

I'm on that site now, and holy **** I'm lmao :lol:

I keep hearing Craiglist. I thought they only sell things...

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#55 Elann2008
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[QUOTE="OfficialJab"][QUOTE="trentman7"][QUOTE="Vancelvany"]Get a hooker....II_Seraphim_II

Ding.

Gratz.

LMAO :lol: reminds me of WoW....good times :P

ROFL.

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#56 Elann2008
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Ever since I started reading and posting on off-topic, I've been modded more than ever. I bet you guys are getting modded like crazy. I just think it's funny. :P
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#57 Big_Bad_Sad
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Go to Europe. No offence to anyone, lol. Elann2008
Especially Amsterdam.
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#58 RKfromDownunder
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As saj already said, the places you likely hate hold the golden camel that you so desperately desire. Clubs, bars and the like.

Brother, I know how you feel. There is a breed of man that just wants the physical aspect and needs his space. Its like they are the last men who still possess that latent hunter-gatherer instinct to copulate, and then wander. And why not, damnit? People get suckered into this 'I MUST GET MARRIED AND SETTLE DOWN' mindframe, and its sad and wrong.

Marriage ain't for everyone.

All I can say to you, sir, is good luck and I hope there is a mission accomplished announced A.S.A.P. in a new thread. Godspeed.

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#59 CoreoVII
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Your probably never going to end up with the right one. Just do what I did. Go out with your friend's when they go to new place's. It will increase your chance's of running into a hot asian girl who plays and likes video game's. Worked for me.
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#60 headshotnz
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So, like...for years I've been hearing my peers saying stuff like, "dude, you really need to get laid". But see...it's a weird thing to simultaneously have low self esteem AND think that you're better than everyone else. On one hand, every time you meet a decent woman, you run like hell because you know that you're not good enough and will never treat her right. But on the other hand, you see the chicks who wouldn't make you feel inadequate and think to yourself, "man, I'm not lowering myself that much."

Anyway, I've been thinking about this for a while, and I still don't think I need to be in a "relationship". After all, I generally prefer being alone anyway, without a bunch of losers hanging on my arm every minute.

So here's the deal. I'm not asking how to get a girlfriend. I don't want a girlfriend, and I refuse to have a girlfriend.

Also, I am NOT asking how to be a "player". Even though I just want to ****, I do NOT want to "play" people. I will not have sex with a woman who considers me a potential partner, because I do not see her the same way. I am not out to take advantage of people's emotions, I just want to **** some people who also just want to ****.

So here's my question...I see people here frequently asking how to get a girlfriend. But I don't want a girlfriend. I just want pointless meaningless sex without either one of us having to first go through dumbass BS such as "dating". We both see each other, we both agree that the other person is acceptably attractive, we both agree that we never particularly want to see the other person ever again, and we both agree that we should cut through the BS and just get right to the sex. That's what I want. No false intentions, no commitments, and no money exchanged. I'm not talking about hiring a prostitute (which is illegal). I'm talking about the (legal) act of finding a fairly hot woman who just plain wants to have sex, doesn't want to date me, doesn't want to exchange phone numbers, doesn't expect me to buy her stuff first, doesn't expect me to pay her money, and doesn't want to ever see me again after we're done.

So my question is, how can I find a girl like that? I am NOT asking on how to get a girlfriend. I'm asking what are some good ways of finding attractive women who just want quick sex with a stranger, and nothing more.

MrGeezer


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#61 Elann2008
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As saj already said, the places you likely hate hold the golden camel that you so desperately desire. Clubs, bars and the like.

Brother, I know how you feel. There is a breed of man that just wants the physical aspect and needs his space. Its like they are the last men who still possess that latent hunter-gatherer instinct to copulate, and then wander. And why not, damnit? People get suckered into this 'I MUST GET MARRIED AND SETTLE DOWN' mindframe, and its sad and wrong.

Marriage ain't for everyone.

All I can say to you, sir, is good luck and I hope there is a mission accomplished announced A.S.A.P. in a new thread. Godspeed.

RKfromDownunder

I agree. In high school, All I wanted was to make a ton of money, settle down with a beautiful wife, have kids when I turned 30. It's funny how quickly that changed. :P After i had a run in with a psycho woman, that was enough for me. :P Single for life.

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#62 markop2003
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clubs and bars, i know someone on OT lost their virginity to a call girl from craigslist so i guess you could try that
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#63 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="RKfromDownunder"]

As saj already said, the places you likely hate hold the golden camel that you so desperately desire. Clubs, bars and the like.

Brother, I know how you feel. There is a breed of man that just wants the physical aspect and needs his space. Its like they are the last men who still possess that latent hunter-gatherer instinct to copulate, and then wander. And why not, damnit? People get suckered into this 'I MUST GET MARRIED AND SETTLE DOWN' mindframe, and its sad and wrong.

Marriage ain't for everyone.

All I can say to you, sir, is good luck and I hope there is a mission accomplished announced A.S.A.P. in a new thread. Godspeed.

Elann2008

I agree. In high school, All I wanted was to make a ton of money, settle down with a beautiful wife, have kids when I turned 30. It's funny how quickly that changed. :P After i had a run in with a psycho woman, that was enough for me. :P Single for life.

lol, psycho women, always breaking a brother down.The thing about pyscho women is that with most of them you can see them coming from miles away. You can see they have the crazy eyes before you even tryto hook up with them. Normally i would just walk away, but when its a hot red head, I dont care how pyshco she looks, i always tell myself "So what if she robs you blind, burns your place down and castrates you before leaving with sum other dude...its worth it!"

Damn redheads, my kryptonite :evil:

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#64 Elann2008
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[QUOTE="Elann2008"][QUOTE="RKfromDownunder"]

As saj already said, the places you likely hate hold the golden camel that you so desperately desire. Clubs, bars and the like.

Brother, I know how you feel. There is a breed of man that just wants the physical aspect and needs his space. Its like they are the last men who still possess that latent hunter-gatherer instinct to copulate, and then wander. And why not, damnit? People get suckered into this 'I MUST GET MARRIED AND SETTLE DOWN' mindframe, and its sad and wrong.

Marriage ain't for everyone.

All I can say to you, sir, is good luck and I hope there is a mission accomplished announced A.S.A.P. in a new thread. Godspeed.

II_Seraphim_II

I agree. In high school, All I wanted was to make a ton of money, settle down with a beautiful wife, have kids when I turned 30. It's funny how quickly that changed. :P After i had a run in with a psycho woman, that was enough for me. :P Single for life.

lol, psycho women, always breaking a brother down.The thing about pyscho women is that with most of them you can see them coming from miles away. You can see they have the crazy eyes before you even tryto hook up with them. Normally i would just walk away, but when its a hot red head, I dont care how pyshco she looks, i always tell myself "So what if she robs you blind, burns your place down and castrates you before leaving with sum other dude...its worth it!"

Damn redheads, my kryptonite :evil:

LOL. I'd have to agree. :lol:

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#65 dirtyd100
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Either get agirlfriend or go to a brothel.
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#66 jimmyjammer69
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You're just begging for venereal disease. If you don't want a girlfriend, then don't bother. A relationship will track you down in the end, like it or not, and if you're introverted you'll end up being used and get trapped in a relationship you can't get out of.
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#67 H8sMikeMoore
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So, like...for years I've been hearing my peers saying stuff like, "dude, you really need to get laid". But see...it's a weird thing to simultaneously have low self esteem AND think that you're better than everyone else. On one hand, every time you meet a decent woman, you run like hell because you know that you're not good enough and will never treat her right. But on the other hand, you see the chicks who wouldn't make you feel inadequate and think to yourself, "man, I'm not lowering myself that much."

Anyway, I've been thinking about this for a while, and I still don't think I need to be in a "relationship". After all, I generally prefer being alone anyway, without a bunch of losers hanging on my arm every minute.

So here's the deal. I'm not asking how to get a girlfriend. I don't want a girlfriend, and I refuse to have a girlfriend.

Also, I am NOT asking how to be a "player". Even though I just want to ****, I do NOT want to "play" people. I will not have sex with a woman who considers me a potential partner, because I do not see her the same way. I am not out to take advantage of people's emotions, I just want to **** some people who also just want to ****.

So here's my question...I see people here frequently asking how to get a girlfriend. But I don't want a girlfriend. I just want pointless meaningless sex without either one of us having to first go through dumbass BS such as "dating". We both see each other, we both agree that the other person is acceptably attractive, we both agree that we never particularly want to see the other person ever again, and we both agree that we should cut through the BS and just get right to the sex. That's what I want. No false intentions, no commitments, and no money exchanged. I'm not talking about hiring a prostitute (which is illegal). I'm talking about the (legal) act of finding a fairly hot woman who just plain wants to have sex, doesn't want to date me, doesn't want to exchange phone numbers, doesn't expect me to buy her stuff first, doesn't expect me to pay her money, and doesn't want to ever see me again after we're done.

So my question is, how can I find a girl like that? I am NOT asking on how to get a girlfriend. I'm asking what are some good ways of finding attractive women who just want quick sex with a stranger, and nothing more.

MrGeezer

talk to a girl a little bit.

goto a party with her

bam. done.

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#68 solid_mario
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[QUOTE="trentman7"][QUOTE="Vancelvany"]Get a hooker....OfficialJab
Ding.

Gratz.

Haha! I'm such a nerd, I found that really funny :)
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#69 StealthKing93
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Go find someone you really love and want to be with the rest of your life. Get laid as many times you want