I think i'm getting a girlfriend tomorrow...any advice?

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#1 FrenchDynasty
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It's my senior year in HS, and anyways it turns out that this girl that I like has apparently been asking some of my friends about me and stuff. like she wanted to find me today but i ditched so i wasn't in class.... anyway.I'm feeling pretty juiced since I'm gonna talk to her tomorrow, but i how do i stop feeling soo pumped up so i can fall asleep? it feels like i've gotta drop a load, yet nervous and psyched all at once.

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#2 muller39
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This topic made me lol.

Just go with the flow man if it is right ask her out.

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#3 F1_2004
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Dude just man up and chill out. You're gonna blow it if you're this nervous.
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#4 freek666
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Man I ordered mine a month ago and she still isn't here :x

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#5 TheNewEraIcon
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Maybe relieve some tension....works like a charm when you wanna fall asleep, or try to dream of her or something.

but yeah just go with the flow, and don't take it too hard if it doesn't work out. Basically don't psyche yourself up too much so that if she says no or something goes wrong you wont take it too hard, after she says yes then you get a little psyched if you want lol

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#6 DigitalExile
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You're gonna blow it if you're this nervous.F1_2004

I lol'd. :lol: Mind in the gutter.

Anyway, nerves will screw you over, as will over confidence.

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#7 Solid_Tango
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I loled, dude dont get your hopes high, maybe she just wants to ask you about hw or something LoooL
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#8 XilePrincess
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What if she just wants to be friends with you, and not your girlfriend? don't get your hopes too high.
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#9 biggest_loser
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I think you should write up the Five Year Plan! A detailed blue print of each date over the course of half a decade! Places, name and dates! You will also need to remove that picture from your Gamespot signature, locate a place that sell teddy bears and show your softer side by applying for a position at the local petting zone.
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#10 yabbicoke
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Could you pick me up one while you're there?

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#11 GTALoco
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Remember to touch her shoulder.

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#12 Lto_thaG
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Man I ordered mine a month ago and she still isn't here :x

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Package serial #145987?

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#13 ASRCSR
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Honetly this should be in the next YLYL because it made me lol. Just remember to walk away calmly if she says no... remember no mean no. Just kidding you can hit in the face :D

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#14 biggest_loser
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I hope that I am getting one soon too!!
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#15 Shad0ki11
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Wear a condom. :o

Just kidding, you probably won't need one. :P

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#16 pete_merlin
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It's my senior year in HS, and anyways it turns out that this girl that I like has apparently been asking some of my friends about me and stuff. like she wanted to find me today but i ditched so i wasn't in class.... anyway.I'm feeling pretty juiced since I'm gonna talk to her tomorrow, but i how do i stop feeling soo pumped up so i can fall asleep? it feels like i've gotta drop a load, yet nervous and psyched all at once.

FrenchDynasty
pretty juiced? juice as in steroids? lol
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#17 Kenny789
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Just go with the flow. Don't be overconfident and nervous and you'll be fine.
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#18 Shad0ki11
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[QUOTE="FrenchDynasty"]

It's my senior year in HS, and anyways it turns out that this girl that I like has apparently been asking some of my friends about me and stuff. like she wanted to find me today but i ditched so i wasn't in class.... anyway.I'm feeling pretty juiced since I'm gonna talk to her tomorrow, but i how do i stop feeling soo pumped up so i can fall asleep? it feels like i've gotta drop a load, yet nervous and psyched all at once.

pete_merlin

pretty juiced? juice as in steroids? lol

I've heard steroids **** up your genitals.

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#19 X360PS3AMD05
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Show her your stuffed animals first.
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#20 pete_merlin
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[QUOTE="pete_merlin"][QUOTE="FrenchDynasty"]

It's my senior year in HS, and anyways it turns out that this girl that I like has apparently been asking some of my friends about me and stuff. like she wanted to find me today but i ditched so i wasn't in class.... anyway.I'm feeling pretty juiced since I'm gonna talk to her tomorrow, but i how do i stop feeling soo pumped up so i can fall asleep? it feels like i've gotta drop a load, yet nervous and psyched all at once.

Shad0ki11

pretty juiced? juice as in steroids? lol

I've heard steroids **** up your genitals.

So true.
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#21 Barbariser
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Who have to make sure her packaging hasn't been damaged before - they're not easy to purchase and people like to open them up a little just for a little taste.

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#22 Shad0ki11
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Show her your stuffed animals first. X360PS3AMD05

Hahahahahaha!

I can just imagine "Hey there, my name is (insert name) and these are my CARE BEARS. Wanna go out sometime?"

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#23 JayneDee
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Topic title is funnier than the content :(

Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment. (Semi-lame reference to Libraian from Dawn of War).

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#24 JayneDee
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Topic title is funnier than the content :(

Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment. (Semi-lame reference to Libraian from Dawn of War).

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#25 weezyfb
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well good luck
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#26 shani_boy101
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Possibly the greatest Topic title ever.

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#27 DJ_Lae
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Contrary to what you might think, most girls do NOT like flavoured condoms. Go studded.
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#28 uncledeath2005
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Try not to think about it so much?

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#29 rcignoni
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What until you get her first.
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#30 BiancaDK
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What if she just wants to be friends with you, and not your girlfriend? don't get your hopes too high.XilePrincess
I too question the social circle of the person I'm interested in befriending prior to befriending said person. =D
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#31 conistant
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Where are you getting her from?Amazon,Ebay or the local grocery store?
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#33 II_Seraphim_II
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Man I ordered mine a month ago and she still isn't here :x

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lol, I was gonna post something similar to this. The guy acts like he might go by the Girlfriend Dealership and put a down payment on the new model :P
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#34 Strider_91
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:lol: Made it sound like you were ordering one..
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#35 Blind0bj3ct
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Make sure you ask for a receipt in case you wanna return.
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#37 jimmyjammer69
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Have you fully considered the alternatives? There's always a boyfriend or a puppy or a vacuum cleaner... Either way, check out the finance options first - you can usually get a decent part exchange on a used cheap slapper.

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#39 Atmanix
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Make sure you ask for a receipt in case you wanna return. Blind0bj3ct
This. Careful about opening the packaging too.
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#40 conistant
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I think its eggs not chickens.
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#41 CBR600-RR
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If you get your hopes up too high and then she wants to be friends, your mind will collapse. Just act cool and go with it at a steady pace, don't jump into things!

Title made me lol. :P

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#42 alextherussian
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Remember..its a rhythmic motion

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#43 Bourbons3
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If she asks you where you were today, just say you were posting about her on GameSpot. That'll work.
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#44 trick_man01
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You're getting a girlfriend, that's awesome. I gotta rock :(.
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#45 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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So are you picking her up at the Sears pick-up depot...?

In all seriousness...i wouldn't waste your time or hers it probably won't last..

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#46 blazinpuertoroc
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HAHAH I lol'd so hard. Too bad I was too late for good jokes. Theyve all been used.

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#47 Colin1192
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You should probaably take her for a test drive first

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#48 Darksonic666
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My order must have got delayed

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#49 Wakanoid
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Man I ordered mine a month ago and she still isn't here :x

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I got mine on Amazon, what about you?
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#50 Solid-CELL
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I loled, dude dont get your hopes high, maybe she just wants to ask you about hw or something LoooLSolid_Tango
thats why i was thinking laWLZ